Mrs Hinch #569 I’m a filtered girl, in my ‘tend world, no imagination, don’t care about inflation
Winning thread title was a collab between @Olivemaks and @Pollyanna263
It's almost time for the most awaited house move in history. Yes, it's only been6 13 weeks since she first announced that they would be moving in within 6 weeks next month soon
She's been so busy packing up the house guuuuysshhh, but still has time to take this piss out of her husband. Silly Soph, he wears those glasses to find his Jimmy Foreskin!
A brief flit around the garage to show us all the boxes full of "styling" (read: cheap tat and freebies) had Tattlers questioning whether she was packing them or had hired a company to do it for her.
Despite not having read Tattle since Nero plotted to assassinate his mother, she later felt the need to show herself "packing" a box and signing it. Because we all need to know that we packed our own boxes right?
She 'tended to get a sticker stuck in her hair, but all that did was remind us how contrived her sad little life must be.
Henry was pictured sat on a mouldy, deflated bouncy castle. Noooo, not Freda, an actual mouldy, deflated bouncy castle. Looking fat, lank and older than his middle age and crying out for a good walk.
Tuesday brought us more alpaca footage. I think that's been milked pretty much dry now and they'll be off to alpaca people before Christmas.
But that wasn't the hot gossip for Tuesday, no no, that came in the form of the most hypocritical nonsense of a reel ever created.
Soph stitched together a series of clips, with a voiceover that I admit I didn't listen to, of her "flaws and imperfections" reminding us to empower ourselves with self love.
Except she's never once displayed any actual self love. It was all a bit rich coming from the woman who goes out of her way to never be pictured without makeup or a filter, who has had major surgery to alter her appearance and who only ever shares things like that to garner sympathy and some bum-licking.
With the bull well and truly shitted, she was off for the day, basking in the
's and praise for being so brave.
Wednesday appeared to be something like moving day only not quite. She was apparently down at the not-a-farm very early, 'tending a sunset was sunrise. The MDF kitchen was complete - kitchen designers saw her coming and clearly fleeced her like her sheep if she's paid money for that shite.
Then it was back to Greyskull to pack and clear with the shake of her phone. Magic.
And then, if you're not too confused with all the to-and-fro, she was BACK at not-a-farm to boast about the orangery being complete. Except we saw it complete a few weeks ago.
And finally we finished on the news that she's been approved to adopt hens. For fucks sake.
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Jimbob is filling out his application for Big Brother.
Fiddle has been burning sage in the back passage.
Weepetto is AWOL.
FatDog needs a proper walk and not a run around the garden.
Thread 500 for the newbies.
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Winning thread title was a collab between @Olivemaks and @Pollyanna263
It's almost time for the most awaited house move in history. Yes, it's only been
She's been so busy packing up the house guuuuysshhh, but still has time to take this piss out of her husband. Silly Soph, he wears those glasses to find his Jimmy Foreskin!
A brief flit around the garage to show us all the boxes full of "styling" (read: cheap tat and freebies) had Tattlers questioning whether she was packing them or had hired a company to do it for her.
Despite not having read Tattle since Nero plotted to assassinate his mother, she later felt the need to show herself "packing" a box and signing it. Because we all need to know that we packed our own boxes right?
She 'tended to get a sticker stuck in her hair, but all that did was remind us how contrived her sad little life must be.
Henry was pictured sat on a mouldy, deflated bouncy castle. Noooo, not Freda, an actual mouldy, deflated bouncy castle. Looking fat, lank and older than his middle age and crying out for a good walk.
Tuesday brought us more alpaca footage. I think that's been milked pretty much dry now and they'll be off to alpaca people before Christmas.
But that wasn't the hot gossip for Tuesday, no no, that came in the form of the most hypocritical nonsense of a reel ever created.
Soph stitched together a series of clips, with a voiceover that I admit I didn't listen to, of her "flaws and imperfections" reminding us to empower ourselves with self love.
Except she's never once displayed any actual self love. It was all a bit rich coming from the woman who goes out of her way to never be pictured without makeup or a filter, who has had major surgery to alter her appearance and who only ever shares things like that to garner sympathy and some bum-licking.
With the bull well and truly shitted, she was off for the day, basking in the
's and praise for being so brave.Wednesday appeared to be something like moving day only not quite. She was apparently down at the not-a-farm very early, 'tending a sunset was sunrise. The MDF kitchen was complete - kitchen designers saw her coming and clearly fleeced her like her sheep if she's paid money for that shite.
Then it was back to Greyskull to pack and clear with the shake of her phone. Magic.
And then, if you're not too confused with all the to-and-fro, she was BACK at not-a-farm to boast about the orangery being complete. Except we saw it complete a few weeks ago.
And finally we finished on the news that she's been approved to adopt hens. For fucks sake.
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Jimbob is filling out his application for Big Brother.
Fiddle has been burning sage in the back passage.
Weepetto is AWOL.
FatDog needs a proper walk and not a run around the garden.
Thread 500 for the newbies.
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...
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