Mrs Hinch #569 I’m a filtered girl, in my ‘tend world, no imagination, don’t care about inflation

[Andioooop]

 

[longtimelurker91]

Stacey’s put up a video of the first dance.
I tried to spot Hinch in the background but no luck!

She’s in the corner cutting pictures of Joe out of all of the wedding photos and sticking herself by SS’ side

 

[Andioooop]

 

[Wikiwangocard]

The WhatsApp group chat-

Sophie - Ah Stace!! Lovely video of you dancing, I remember when me and Jaymee had our first dance. It was magical and everyone thought I looked like a princess!

SS - ah, thanks, love you to the moon and back etc etc

Sophie - Erm, Stace, remember what we said? That you won't post anything until I've ok'd it first??

SS - Well yes, but no need for that!! Remember your reel yesterday? About loving yourself and whatever? Embracing all your flab, flaws and freckles??

Sophie - fuck

Jamie - Oi oi!!

...Joe S has left the chat...

 

[Pollyanna263]

Left - salon’s post
Right - Soph’s post

 

[zxrx23]

‘Never be ashamed of the things you are’

a gormless cunt

 

[Andioooop]

How happy and in love do stacey and Joe look? I've never ever seen Sophie and Jamie look like that.
Ps I've tried looking for her in the background and couldn't see her. .. don't let me down tattlers.

She probably wandered off to Trollomons bedroom to put diet coke, a daim bar & a bunch of eucalyptus under her pillow

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Mrs Hinch #569 I’m a filtered girl, in my ‘tend world, no imagination, don’t care about inflation

Winning thread title was a collab between @Olivemaks and @Pollyanna263

It's almost time for the most awaited house move in history. Yes, it's only been 6 13 weeks since she first announced that they would be moving in within 6 weeks next month soon
She's been so busy packing up the house guuuuysshhh, but still has time to take this piss out of her husband. Silly Soph, he wears those glasses to find his Jimmy Foreskin!
A brief flit around the garage to show us all the boxes full of "styling" (read: cheap tat and freebies) had Tattlers questioning whether she was packing them or had hired a company to do it for her.

Despite not having read Tattle since Nero plotted to assassinate his mother, she later felt the need to show herself "packing" a box and signing it. Because we all need to know that we packed our own boxes right?
She 'tended to get a sticker stuck in her hair, but all that did was remind us how contrived her sad little life must be.
Henry was pictured sat on a mouldy, deflated bouncy castle. Noooo, not Freda, an actual mouldy, deflated bouncy castle. Looking fat, lank and older than his middle age and crying out for a good walk.

Tuesday brought us more alpaca footage. I think that's been milked pretty much dry now and they'll be off to alpaca people before Christmas.
But that wasn't the hot gossip for Tuesday, no no, that came in the form of the most hypocritical nonsense of a reel ever created.
Soph stitched together a series of clips, with a voiceover that I admit I didn't listen to, of her "flaws and imperfections" reminding us to empower ourselves with self love.
Except she's never once displayed any actual self love. It was all a bit rich coming from the woman who goes out of her way to never be pictured without makeup or a filter, who has had major surgery to alter her appearance and who only ever shares things like that to garner sympathy and some bum-licking.
With the bull well and truly shitted, she was off for the day, basking in the 's and praise for being so brave.
Wednesday appeared to be something like moving day only not quite. She was apparently down at the not-a-farm very early, 'tending a sunset was sunrise. The MDF kitchen was complete - kitchen designers saw her coming and clearly fleeced her like her sheep if she's paid money for that shite.
Then it was back to Greyskull to pack and clear with the shake of her phone. Magic.
And then, if you're not too confused with all the to-and-fro, she was BACK at not-a-farm to boast about the orangery being complete. Except we saw it complete a few weeks ago.

And finally we finished on the news that she's been approved to adopt hens. For fucks sake.

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Jimbob is filling out his application for Big Brother.
Fiddle has been burning sage in the back passage.
Weepetto is AWOL.
FatDog needs a proper walk and not a run around the garden.

Thread 500 for the newbies.

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...

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[Blondesx40x]

Early thread suggestion
Old McHinch is getting some hens.. E i E i NO!!

 

[Little Miss Annie]

I weren’t going to mention this on here but I think Sophie needs to hear about what happened yesterday when I took my daughter on a trip to a farm and it’s been playing on my mind ever since

My daughter loves animals so I took her to a farm where she got to feed lambs and the pygmy goats. She absolutely loved it. Then we heard screaming and shouting. 10 minutes later an ambulance turned up to take a little girl to hospital with a suspected broken arm and she was bleeding from her forehead quite badly.

I spoke to a family who witnessed what happened. The young girl who they said were about 10 had been in the group walking the alpacas there and it suddenly freaked out, kicked her to the ground and trampled on her! The workers were quick to respond and got everyone out of the enclosure.

This upset my daughter and I really hope the little girl recovers quickly from this incident. But it got me thinking about Hinch and how she lets a 3 year old run around with 3 alpacas freely in the garden. If this is what can happen in a controlled environment with experts, the danger she’s putting her son in is scary and damn right irresponsible.

KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THOSE ANIMALS HINCH They aren’t the floofie and family ‘pets’ you want them to be. They are livestock, they are dangerous and you are a piss poor excuse of a mother for putting your kids at risk.

Sorry for the rant everyone but it angers me even more now I’ve seen first hand at what those animals can do

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Hinch vow renewals within the year. It’s inevitable.

 

[Danielle0120]

That video was lovely. Bit cringey with all the crying and rubbing. Thought they where gonna start shagging. But I was hoping to see hinch looking gormo, you're not safe yet hinch, unfiltered hinch in the wild picture will be shown soon

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Not necessarily but I find it odd for her to say about loving farm animals but also.. eating them

Meh. This isn't really the place for this discussion but I'll bite because I hate this argument.
It's okay to love animals and still eat them, it's about being aware of how livestock are bred, reared and killed for their meat and making choices to either not consume animal products or to source more responsible and ethical products.
I don't think you can accuse everyone who eats meat of not loving animals and that's why so many vegans have given the whole vegan diet/lifestyle a bad rep.

Anyway, back to Hinch as that's what the thread is about. I've fuck all to say actually because she must be still glued to that outdoor sofa learning about hens.

 

[Andioooop]

So gang, I fell down a bit of a Mamfa FB hole and I'm not sure if any of these gems have been shared before..but thought I'd show and tell anyway.

1) Mamfa is a right Facebook hun, asking on her status what time shops close instead of looking it up. Added to that she also reveals she's a Morrisons gal

2) Mamfa's husband celebrates a second birthday as he seemingly fought cancer and won. Has Soph ever mentioned this?

3) The time Mamfa told everyone her electricity had gone and her own Mum couldn't have given less of a shit #useyourcandlesnite

4) The time Hinch was a bridesmaid. Added purely for the archive of Faces of Hinch and blocked Abi out because it isn't her fault she was born in to this circus.

5/6) Freda the stalker.

7) Blesserart.

8/9) Henry looking trim and what I can only imagine is Mamfa replying to a now deleted FB profile about how she overfed the dogs. Some things never change eh.

I can never take fiddle serious, she’s giving me Shirley vibes

 

[queenpoppy27]

I work in F&F and we HATE to see her stuff coming in because it's so bulky and heavy and never sells and the warehouse out the back does be coming down with her crap. Seeing her new range has angered me knowing I'll have to see her shit signature hanging off more clothes and taking up more space in the warehouse. All of this new stuff is awful, even if it wasn't Hinch I wouldn't go near it, it's so bland. Plus I'd rather the normal F&F babygrows which are 3 for £10 rather than hers 3 for £15. Don't worry mrs hinch joe public aren't already crippled to death with rising costs, CUNT!

 

[Pollyanna263]

Does he fuck.

 

[Cassy Role]

So Jamie says “Dream Big little one” does he?? Why feel the need to explain where it came from?

I’ll tell you why… Because someone used it first and Hinch just added a few words to the end for a change.

Bet you can’t guess who?!

It was… StaceySolomon x Primark guyssssss

 

[Wize Owl]

Lots to catch up on I’m in France staying with my mummaz family and left my phone ’Home Alone’ I’m now calling it Kevin. Thankfully my sister has joined us and brought my Kevin with her I’ve no idea what the twats are up to, but I’m guessing they’re still packing up to move 🥱🥱🥱 Honestly, Rome was built quicker!

Anyway, here’s Jimbob with a little song for you Cunt’ry Road (Volume needed and contains swears) Credit to my lovely friend and Schweeet’arrrt @☆MagicRoundabout☆ for the lyrics

PS) I’ve had to record this in my relatives summerhouse so they don’t hear me singing like Jimbob Au revoir mes amis

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll just leave this here (Volume needed)

My sister is at my bedroom door keeping watch so I’m not happened upon by French relatives while recording this… She has the worst case of the giggles ever I’ve had to record it a few times

 

[springheeledyeti]

Guyssssch can you slow down, I’m trying to spend time with my husband, wrote it in my notebook and everything