Mrs Hinch #566 The lights are on, but no-one’s home
Thread title winners are @strawberrysunshine_x & @Spacedman via @Pollyanna263
It's been a busy one for a change, it's only been 2 days since the last thread recap!
Well it's wonky filters and freckles galore this week as we've had not one, but two "get ready with me" stories. Tattlers had a lot of fun spotting the wonky headboard and unusually shaped fingers.
There was a quick kitchen brag, including the wonkyphonebooth pantry door sign. We'll also be expecting the mayor of Maldon down there to cut the ribbon for the grand opening of the new local Frankie and Benny's any day now.
Time to finally get the house packed away, apparently sweating (despite the weather being markedly cooler on last week) whilst boxing up some photos. I'd sweat too if I had to keep up with as many lies as she does. But then it's also the hardest she's worked since she learned to walk.
Tuesday was rounded off with some borderline bestiality in the alpaca shed. Get a room, only don't because that's illegal and seriously disgusting.
Wednesday morning brought us miserable cow gold in the form of a sneak video from Janine. It gave us more faces to add to the ever growing gallery. Funny how a ring light can change the shape of a person's face isn't it?
It was a shame that she couldn't even smile at her kids though, face like a wet weekend.
Of course there was more bragging, this time the utility room corner and an expensive tap that will never get used because she doesn't cook. The cooker saw the most action it'll ever see when she "accidentally" turned the tap on, "not realising" the water was on. What's she like ey?
And just to prove that the bucktooth bastards eat more than just carrots, she let us all know that they probably eat better than her human children. But she hasn't read here since the last sarsen stone at Stonehenge was carved.
She said goodnight with the many faces of Henry. Just looked like a sad, overweight, underwalked dog to us Soph.
Janine is the husband
Fiddle is the overbearing mother
Gepetto is the weepy father
Bucktooth bastards are an accident waiting to happen
Chicken strip needs a walk
Spotted an undeclared Ad? https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
Wiki is the pink button at the top
Check out thread 500 for a her life in lies
Thread title winners are @strawberrysunshine_x & @Spacedman via @Pollyanna263
It's been a busy one for a change, it's only been 2 days since the last thread recap!
Well it's wonky filters and freckles galore this week as we've had not one, but two "get ready with me" stories. Tattlers had a lot of fun spotting the wonky headboard and unusually shaped fingers.
There was a quick kitchen brag, including the wonky
Time to finally get the house packed away, apparently sweating (despite the weather being markedly cooler on last week) whilst boxing up some photos. I'd sweat too if I had to keep up with as many lies as she does. But then it's also the hardest she's worked since she learned to walk.
Tuesday was rounded off with some borderline bestiality in the alpaca shed. Get a room, only don't because that's illegal and seriously disgusting.
Wednesday morning brought us miserable cow gold in the form of a sneak video from Janine. It gave us more faces to add to the ever growing gallery. Funny how a ring light can change the shape of a person's face isn't it?
It was a shame that she couldn't even smile at her kids though, face like a wet weekend.
Of course there was more bragging, this time the utility room corner and an expensive tap that will never get used because she doesn't cook. The cooker saw the most action it'll ever see when she "accidentally" turned the tap on, "not realising" the water was on. What's she like ey?
And just to prove that the bucktooth bastards eat more than just carrots, she let us all know that they probably eat better than her human children. But she hasn't read here since the last sarsen stone at Stonehenge was carved.
She said goodnight with the many faces of Henry. Just looked like a sad, overweight, underwalked dog to us Soph.
Janine is the husband
Fiddle is the overbearing mother
Gepetto is the weepy father
Bucktooth bastards are an accident waiting to happen
Chicken strip needs a walk
Spotted an undeclared Ad? https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
Wiki is the pink button at the top
Check out thread 500 for a her life in lies
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...
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who would have thought it,I sit up in the lonely hours trying to think of something half way witty,only to be pipped at the post.I'm genuinely grateful and,if I'm honest,a little spooked 
and every other demented,frustrated and hilarious hen.
