Mrs Hinch #566 The lights are on, but no-one's home

[Spacedman]

What’s next? Action figures of the boys and when you pull the cord Ronnies one says “There”

What about just an action man based on inch?
From memory they always looked manly but never had any tackle.
Mind you,I don't remember them wearing frilly panties and suspenders either

Even Henry's cuddly version is giving it whale eye.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She really will follow any one who tags her in the Tesco tat.

 

[Pollyanna263]

What’s next? Action figures of the boys and when you pull the cord Ronnies one says “There”

Just burst out laughing in the middle of a field, my dog came running back to see if I was okay

 

[docmum]

What’s next? Action figures of the boys and when you pull the cord Ronnies one says “There”

Along side their stretch-Armstrong mummaz, with small footz and extra long ‘ring light enhanced’ neck and fingers.

Oh.. and comes with magically changing nail varnish and 14 interchangeable faces

 

[Jeni_from_the_block]

You nusty trolls are killing me this afternoon

@Wize Owl can have a field day with this, action man and stretch Sopha or Sopha potato head, interchangeable lips and eyebrows

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Anyone seen her social blade today is it still in the red?

Only 4 lost followers today @Parry1988 . Not a major amount sadly but we are seeing a lot of red numbers just lately so people are taking action and unfollowing her. Either that or the bots are finally getting booted. Bit of a mixture really though as some days she's getting a big amount of unfollowing but then seems to make up for it within a few days.

 

[horseybox1982]

What’s next? Action figures of the boys and when you pull the cord Ronnies one says “There”

DEAD

 

[SL1904]

Sorry if this has already been posted but just spotted a familiar fat dog in my local Tesco

duck me,her sheep really will buy anything won’t they. Next it will be model versions of the tend farm she is flogging.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Sorry if this has already been posted but just spotted a familiar fat dog in my local Tesco

Ah for fucks sake, is there nothing she won't try and sell. Next it will be stuffed alpacas on the shelves of Tesco for the sheep to wet their knickers over.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Sorry if this has already been posted but just spotted a familiar fat dog in my local Tesco

That doesn't look like a dog

What’s next? Action figures of the boys and when you pull the cord Ronnies one says “There”

Inch says "Oi oi!"

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Happy Teeny Peeny Thursday - the day that Sopha usually has off and Jimbobcreepyslob pipes up. Well here he is or rather here is “DJ Oi Oi” ( volume needed)

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Cracking up here! Nice one @Wize Owl darrrrlin' I Larrrve iTTT!
Happy Teeny Peeny Thursday Guyyssch

Oi Oiiiiiii ya' big fat Hens!
Coming to you from the "Big Ssshmoke" as I'm in Eaaaasht Laaandaan, only 40 short miles away from duck Up Farm!

Here is a new Hymn for "Father James" (aka @Wize Owl ) - more suited to a Fat Hen's "Sunday Ssshervice" than a Teeny Peeny Thursday, but I prepared it a few days ago & cba to wait as I'm on a couple of away days and I need to get my glitter on. See ya later lovelies xxxx

Hymn Number 69
All Fings Tend & Beauuuutiful:

All fings tend and beauuuuutiful
Al' Packkers tall and shhhmall
All fings new and dishhhposable
Hinchers provide 'em all

Each Sofa always gifted
The brickkk schhhlips on da' walls
We've trassshed our cuntry "farmhouse"
It's not a farm at all!

All fings tend and beautiful
My Peeny is shhho shhhmall
No need to work
It's wonderful
We laaarve to con you all!

We're leaving all our grey shhtuff
That's only three years old
We broke the lockdown ru-ules
But didn't care at all!

All fings tend and beauuuutiful
Our Vulva ressssin drive
Beg board lisssshts are plentiful
The free ssshhtuff will arrive

Our house is Cuntry Mushhhroom
There's shhhplinters everywhere
We only 'ave 4 barrrfrums
A ghossht lives on the shhtairs!

All fings tend and beauuuutiful
Our sheepies pay for all
Soph is inssshperational
She's laughing at you all!

Blesshed be

 

[Hareandbear]

Do you think Hinch is playing content roulette with her bestie? She won’t want to play her hand too early when the wedding snaps will be due soon!

 

[Pollyanna263]

What’s next? Action figures of the boys and when you pull the cord Ronnies one says “There”

When you pull it the second time does it shout ‘the wheels on the bus’?

 

[Parry1988]

What’s next? Action figures of the boys and when you pull the cord Ronnies one says “There”

Or cheeeeeeeessseeee

Only 4 lost followers today @Parry1988 . Not a major amount sadly but we are seeing a lot of red numbers just lately so people are taking action and unfollowing her. Either that or the bots are finally getting booted. Bit of a mixture really though as some days she's getting a big amount of unfollowing but then seems to make up for it within a few days.


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Every little helps as they say in tesco

 

[ifimhonest]

Oi oi schweeetarts, happy teeny peeny Thursday I know it’s a scccchhool night but I’m thinking about having a few appletizers to go with my crunky snacks tonight - thu 7pm prime time tonight guuuyssch - we might get a wee surprise upload from the Queen of Maldon you never know 👰‍♂️

Blesssshed be

 

[docmum]

Do you think Hinch is playing content roulette with her bestie? She won’t want to play her hand too early when the wedding snaps will be due soon!

they need to up their game though as Rochelle Humes has well and truly shat on the pickle nuptials

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Them poor kids have the saddest bedrooms ever for small children.

 

[Ferguson]

When you pull it the second time does it shout ‘the wheels on the bus’?

Comes with a pair of bright red gloves

 

[Poop wonderland]

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You will buy my tit

 

[Miss Ophelia]

You lots are brilliant that why I keep coming back to the thread it certainly isn’t because of her constant or lack of.
as you where my friends.