Mrs Hinch #566 The lights are on, but no-one's home

[Pollyanna263]

Early thread suggestion

There was a wedding, forget the bride, look at me, I was by her side!

 

[Rosie_and_Jim]

Oh she’s definitely reading here and is rattled. She’s clearly seen or been told it has been posted

Just to say, my sister in law doesn’t use this site. I don’t even know if she’s aware of it. I’ve never spoken to her about it.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Very mixed comments on her ladder reel, but this has to be my favourite

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Mrs Hinch #566 The lights are on, but no-one’s home

Thread title winners are @strawberrysunshine_x & @Spacedman via @Pollyanna263

It's been a busy one for a change, it's only been 2 days since the last thread recap!


Well it's wonky filters and freckles galore this week as we've had not one, but two "get ready with me" stories. Tattlers had a lot of fun spotting the wonky headboard and unusually shaped fingers.

There was a quick kitchen brag, including the wonky phonebooth pantry door sign. We'll also be expecting the mayor of Maldon down there to cut the ribbon for the grand opening of the new local Frankie and Benny's any day now.
Time to finally get the house packed away, apparently sweating (despite the weather being markedly cooler on last week) whilst boxing up some photos. I'd sweat too if I had to keep up with as many lies as she does. But then it's also the hardest she's worked since she learned to walk.
Tuesday was rounded off with some borderline bestiality in the alpaca shed. Get a room, only don't because that's illegal and seriously disgusting.

Wednesday morning brought us miserable cow gold in the form of a sneak video from Janine. It gave us more faces to add to the ever growing gallery. Funny how a ring light can change the shape of a person's face isn't it?
It was a shame that she couldn't even smile at her kids though, face like a wet weekend.

Of course there was more bragging, this time the utility room corner and an expensive tap that will never get used because she doesn't cook. The cooker saw the most action it'll ever see when she "accidentally" turned the tap on, "not realising" the water was on. What's she like ey?

And just to prove that the bucktooth bastards eat more than just carrots, she let us all know that they probably eat better than her human children. But she hasn't read here since the last sarsen stone at Stonehenge was carved.
She said goodnight with the many faces of Henry. Just looked like a sad, overweight, underwalked dog to us Soph.

Janine is the husband
Fiddle is the overbearing mother
Gepetto is the weepy father
Bucktooth bastards are an accident waiting to happen
Chicken strip needs a walk

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Check out thread 500 for a her life in lies

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...

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[Wize Owl]

Ssssopha Trust In Me (Volume needed)

 

[Pollyanna263]

This is how it should have been done

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll just leave these here

 

[Rosie_and_Jim]

Be a nusty fat crunky snacks eating troll and get a screenshot and put it up here please hen xx

 

[Jeni_from_the_block]

Sorry if this has already been posted but just spotted a familiar fat dog in my local Tesco

What’s next? Action figures of the boys and when you pull the cord Ronnies one says “There”

 

[Pollyanna263]

 

[amymegan64]

Sorry if this has already been posted but just spotted a familiar fat dog in my local Tesco

 

[Wize Owl]

Happy Teeny Peeny Thursday - the day that Sopha usually has off and Jimbobcreepyslob pipes up. Well here he is or rather here is “DJ Oi Oi” ( volume needed)

 

[docmum]

anyway. In other news..

 

[Andioooop]

Been quiet on here as caring for poorly family member but trying to keep up. Have messaged Emma with a screenshot of the original post. She is fucking vile. Hope everyone is ok

 

[Pollyanna263]

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“All I’ll say is be kind” - Sophie Hinch, 2022 (do as I say, not as I do)

 

[horseybox1982]

The only way the influencer culture will stop is by people complaining. I’ll make it my life’s work to make sure they all get cancelled for being greedy Fucking Shitbags. Hunch is the worst.

 

[Sausage90]

I've just seen these in Tescho next to the chicken strip teddy.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

And Look Fantastic are trying to tell us that face is the result of a ring light

 

[Poppysmimi]

I think she might have,but it would have been carefully orchestrated.However,always the procrastinator....
Lovely to hear from you Pops

My mum is sadly on end of life care at the moment so I’ve not been about much x

 

[MrsB18]

Well I think SS has nailed it again She looks beautiful and even Joe scrubbed up okay. Not selling out their photos to celeb magazines is a tick in my book... And doing something for charity so I can't really pick faults with any of it!