Mrs Hinch #565 tend wedding ready, who needs confetti, Hinch has got her bingo counters ready

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Pumpkins1506

Mrs Hinch #565 tend wedding ready, who needs confetti, Hinch has got her bingo counters ready

Winning title by @nursemum12. It was very early but any excuse to bring up the bingo counters

Titles from pg 30 onwards, marked with "thread suggestion", no swears and short as you can please.

She did fuck all for the duration of the last thread. Tattlers amused themselves with a trip down memory lane, reliving such classics as the invisible neighbours, poor Delilah (RIP), the Freddie Kruger hat and Ron's mittens.
She woke up to dog breath (she was probably in the dog bed after reading the last thread) on Tuesday morning after a +50 hour absence. Likely attending tend besties wedding then recovering from all the appletisers and ribena on Monday.

Follower count is dropping massively with over 800 followers lost in the last day or so, and average weekly gains less than 1000. Is the credit card maxed or could it be that #mrshinchisover?

Just before the last thread closed, it was time for some ads and eye-fucking her filtered face. Never change, Hunch, never change.

Sopha/Hunch/Dog pie - Mrs Hinch
Jimbob/Inch/Janine - Jamie/Mr Hinch
Mad Ma/Fiddle fingers - Sophies mum
Weeping Al/Gepetto - Sophie's dad
Wooly wankers/bucktooth bastards/the Maldon 3 - Roy/Rod/Ray (alpacas)
Audrey/FatDog/chicken strip - Henry (the dog)

Report undeclared ads to the ASA : https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html

Read the wiki (pink button at the top) and also thread 500

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...
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springheeledyeti

How does she get away with this filtering or whatever she uses, seems more like an app that makes your fucking nostrils disappear

Apparently these companies don’t give a fuck
 
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RubySky478

Her makeup friend does this sort of GRWM/hauls absolutely BRILLIANTLY and it just seriously highlights how shit at them Hinch is.
 
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Pumpkins1506

She's got better at hiding the filter, but this was still fun to do...

What's wrong with her little finger? It's got a very strange swelling...


and the fingers on her right hand also seem to be swelling strangely.... (Or left hand? The hand with the rings.)


Not to mention how long and salad fingery they're looking...


And what the fuck is even happening here??? It's like a surrealist painting.
 
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Kelovesorangesoda

she looks like shes melting
 
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Thatsall

That definitely looks like an Instagram filter, it distorts your face/body parts if you move too much
 
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GimmieSauceage

I know it’s all a pre record advert but if your so busy moving who has to fuck about with make up get the hair up and crack on fuck sake

I hope more rules come in with influencers i actually wanna see some kind of law that doesn’t allow filters it’s so dangerous young people being sold this FAKE perfect life when none of it’s real, let them see the real people flaws and all you know actual reality it’s fucking up so many people and causing extra suicides I’m sure as it’s not real!!!!
 
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Katiec

In other words… ‘I didn’t film myself putting the spf on because I didn’t actually use it’
 
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GroundedAngel

Well, that’s my first ever complaint to the ASA. Jesus wept, when that video speeds up the filter is painfully obvious.
 
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Oohbygum

I cannot believe how much that headboard is moving in those sped-up videos! Obviously using a strong filter. It's so sad that she feels she needs to use filters, for her on a personal level, as well as it being deceptive for her 'shoppers'.
 
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HoppingAlong

Does anyone actually wear that much stuff? Genuine question. I mean, I cleanse, tone, serum, moisturise, bit of cover up/concealer if needed, eyeliner and gloss and that’s me. And no filters
 
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