Oh my god I missed this when I just caught up and have just spat all over the dog and the littlest. Oh fuck that's an image worthy of @Andioooop
They are awkward as fuck together so i can't imagine them in the bedroom, their sex life will be boring.. She can't go on top cos the length of her neck will cause her head to go through the ceiling
This also has @Andioooop name all over itWonder if their sexy time is like Handmaids Tale baby making with Fiddle sitting there like Serena Joy, Hinch as Offred and Inch as commander.
He has looked fed up with her the last 2 stories he's featured in.I do sometimes feel soz for inch tho. He's a bellend I know, but if he stood there going hahaha better than sex this Soph. She'd be fuming and wouldn't find it funny. It's always one rule for her, and another for no nob
They are awkward as fuck together so i can't imagine them in the bedroom, their sex life will be boring.. She can't go on top cos the length of her neck will cause her head to go through the ceiling
Do it do itOh my god I missed this when I just caught up and have just spat all over the dog and the littlest. Oh fuck that's an image worthy of @Andioooop
The equivalent of a chavvy bloke giving himself a quick spritz of Lynx Africa before going out.Couldn't even get the sofas cleaned for the new tenants??
Just a quick hoover and a spray of frebreeze that lasts 30 seconds!
Embarrassing
This also has @Andioooop name all over it
InspirationalOh my god I missed this when I just caught up and have just spat all over the dog and the littlest. Oh fuck that's an image worthy of @Andioooop
https://giphy.com/Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW
They are awkward as fuck together so i can't imagine them in the bedroom, their sex life will be boring.. She can't go on top cos the length of her neck will cause her head to go through the ceiling
he has allowed himself to become completely demasculinated by living in her shadow and therefore losing his identity in general and in their marriage.Ok, now I actually do feel sorry for her. If jet-washing a wall is better than sex then you are doing something seriously wrong Hun! Her and Inch have been together what, 7 years? They have less sexual chemistry than my grandparents!
With that godawful light fitting round her neckInspirational
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