Exactly!Oh so many Bingo’s I’m starting to see the trend now.. we will get a dog bed rantI notice she doesn’t do much talking anymore just pages of text unless it’s an AD or something she’s trying to flog!
All her sheep will be saying how she deserves the carpet after having to deal with us nusty trolls online!
Is it her cheaping out, or Instagram cracking down on Bot accounts I wonder? Either way doesn't look great for her
Oh my days....You are a comedy legend @Wize Owl darrrlinMr M laarved it too and Mr Owl was right, that out take is hilarious, totally convinsssching - it could be him!
Sooo hot, still 28° so Alexa says. Ask Alexa to play the poo and wee song it has a techno vibe!
Mrs Hinch has pissshy wallshhhh pass it on!
#mrshinchisover
I jussssct lissstened to it and I’m crying laughing. I can hardly type. Mr Owl didn’t see I’d put my earbudssssh in and wondered what I was laughing at! It is very techno. Can you imagine them going into a studio to record that 
That should be the next thread title 
How can you be sad when you are ‘24/7 horny’?These comments…
Oh and I wonder why Camille is so sad
Which will probably be won by a member of "her cleaning community"We need to all be grateful she reads tattle and used herceleb
Especially at the price of them cheaper buying a bag of fruitFrozen Weetabix actually makes me want to vom in my own mouth because it would taste betteralso has she not heard of solid fruits? Her reliance on baby fruit pouches for her CHILDREN is baffling
I kind of want to override the popular vote thing and just have this. It just sums up everything so well.
Call bingo on this
something Stacey ain't got and she never have to leave the "not a farm" again
More interesting UTIs has killed me ! You win the internet today
The boys didn’t help as she couldn’t get the insta worthy shot xxFrozen "cheese" cakes
- even the thought of biting into one of these makes me gag
- it's not that difficult to make cheesecake - with real fruit in it too
- the boys are old enough to not need pureed pouches
- might just be me, but I don't think Ron & Len need the same portion size
- WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THE BOYS TO HELP?!
Very fitting! I hope you get your electricity back on as soon as possible xxJust been out in the car to get a blast of air con, we've had no electricity since 3amanyway this song came on when I was driving and it reminded me of someone
I was going to change the lyrics but I cba I'm too hot
Primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was the world
I can't help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm kinda difficult
But it's always someone else's fault
Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
You can count on me to misbehave
Primadonna girl
Would you do anything for me?
Buy a big diamond ring for me?
Would you get down on your knees for me?
Pop that pretty question, right now baby
Beauty queen on a silver screen
Living life like I'm in a dream
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though
And I'm sad to the core, core, core
(Yeah) Every day is a chore, chore, chore
(Wow) When you give, I want more, more, more
I wanna be adored
'Cause I'm a Primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was the world
I can't help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm kinda difficult
But it's always someone else's fault
Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
You can count on me to misbehave
Primadonna girl
Fill the void up with celluloid
Take a picture, I'm with the boys
Get what I want 'cause I ask for it
Not because I'm really that deserving of it
Living life like I'm in a play
In the limelight, I want to stay
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though
Going up, going down, down, down
(Yeah) Anything for the crown, crown, crown
(Wow) When the lights dimming down, down, down
I spin around
'Cause I'm a Primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was the world
I can't help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm kinda difficult
But it's always someone else's fault
Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
You can count on me to misbehave
Peeny droops due to extreme crisssssspppppy moobs, mannnzzzzzzz from tiny village of Maldon reports (not Tom Hardy) oi oiiiiiiiiiI finkkkk the heat might be getting to me already as I read that “as the peeny drops”
I’m giggling so much about Crisshp’em up the moobs
Yes..... anyone lurking with doubts about the money grabbing twats should deffo read Thread #500 and the wiki at the top of this page in pink.... Hi Schweeet’arrrrtsWelcome, it’s lovely here so please feel free to join in with us nusty hens
We’re not trolls, we can see right through Sopha’s lies and the “I can’t believe this has happened to little old me from a little
townvillage BS. Put your footzzz up with a nice cold glass of water (must keep hydrated today) in a nice shady place and have a read.... her lies and BS are all there. All the vest, blessed be xx
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That and picking up goat shit so she has plenty of time to perv over the tradesmen.
all pre-records.when we moved house when I was 8, I didn’t want to go. I didn’t want to leave my bedroom behind! So I peeled back the wallpaper and wrote in biro all over the wallSame. I used to pick holes in wallpaper when I was a childmaybe her boys might do the same
And the wallsAy, Sopha......since you're doing an ad, can you confirm which picture is the actual colour of the carpet?? Left or right??? ATB
is she on something 
She’s not that clever, don’t be daft
