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She lives in a house, not a very big farm, with a pantr y!
She lives in a house, not a very big farm, with a pantr y!
Banging stuff around doesn't even make it asmr either does it? Isn't asmr really specific sounds? Like crinkling and stuff?What's the obsession with ASMR? She's always so late to these trends or tries to make them a thing again. It just doesn't work for her.
She has to label her own kids so she must need signs on every door in the house.Nevermind, the story just hasn't loaded yet. Ok, that pantry sign is ridiculous. I hate when people label obvious things
To be honessssscht I think I’ll be picking up my pension by the time she finnnnnnaly moves inI’m so confused. In may I’m sure she said “not long now until we move in”
In June she said “we move in this month”
Again in July she’s said “we move in this month”
But the whole place is allegedly still a building site?
i know that most normal folk live around the builders and the work as we’re not all like hinchy two houses over there, but she’s made out as if they’ve not moved in because it wasn’t ready.
it’s still not and there’s only 2 weeks of this month Left? Seriously, what the duck is going on?
With a wonky label, she paid money forSo you sit in a box with your back to the kitchen eating sopha's egg and tumeric concoctions, staring at the pantr y and what you could have had
Speaking of tables at her old house, does anyone know what happened to the one that used to be in the kitchen that she used to throw a whole bottle of mountain air over to “clean it”? Is that the one fiddle tried to flog? Or was that a tip job too?That booth is really awful. The table in her old house would have looked better. It looks like a reception desk for a tacky salon.
And no. Your fat dog does not make me happy.
Your PAN TR Y is PANTS mate
Bet Hinch.....living her best life, daarncin’ like a giraffeBRB hens just daarncin' round my one of my fairly small bathrooms putting on my serum and slappin' myself across one of my faces
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Was it label lady that she got all the barrrsket labels in grey skull from?I guess label lady was too busy on a fabulous Hen do
It’s probably what Weepy used to make Rennie and Lonnie’s wassssssh standsssshSpeaking of tables at her old house, does anyone know what happened to the one that used to be in the kitchen that she used to throw a whole bottle of mountain air over to “clean it”? Is that the one fiddle tried to flog? Or was that a tip job too?
She has had some from her but definitely not the wonky PA NTR Y oneWas it label lady that she got all the barrrsket labels in grey skull from?
'easiest way' loosely translated as 'laziest way' because it means she can just leave them therethat’s not even enough sterilising fluid to make a difference, she would’ve been better off spraying them with dettol and wiping them down with a cloth ffs
they’re essentially just soaking in water
I know it’s probably for IG with some but I know Ron’s room will never be messy, toys everywhere etc. come on Soph. Show a proper three year olds bedroomI skipped through her last stories as her failing at asmr whilst "cleaning" already clean pristine white furniture is borrrrrrrrrrring AF....thought she was in Lennie’s room poor little sod Ronnie STILL has a baby's nursery for a bedroom
Aesthetically insta perfect, but void of his little personality ....colourless and clinical too ...and to think he's gonna go from that to the bedroom of horrors at notafarm
Hope Hinch doesn't think abysmal is a good word like Joey from friendsThat kitchen is one of the worst planned out rooms ive ever seen. Absolutely abysmal. It's like something a child would design
Dear Hinch, your Harry Potter cupboard sticker is on the piss. Try harder. Regards, Tattler.That'll teach you nusty label lady to not invite me to the hen do View attachment 1414049
My bet is free stuffI honestly don't understand why it's taking so long to renovate a house?? Is it because it's all pre-recorded and it's already done? Or because she's waiting for the right companies to furnish her house with free stuff? Or (and most likely) she's just waiting for Stacy's wedding weekend to do the big reveal? It's been almost done for months now!