Err Hello, is that the Policeman?
Yes sir how can I help
Well, I need to report my wife missing, I can't, find her I've looked everywhere.
OK sir can I take her full name please?
It's Sophie Rose Hinchliffe
Sophie Rose Hinchliffe
Err well Rose isn't actually her middle name she just tends it is
She pretends she has a middle name?
Yes, blessserraaaerttt
Right, and how tall is she please?
Errrr she's 8ft 6, but can you put 5ft 4 please?
8ft 6 ok, and any distinguishing features? Birthmarks etc?
Errrr well she tends she has freckles but they're just filtered on.
Right
CALL OFF THE SEARCH She's here, forgot we had a 6th bathroom and she was just on that thing where you wash your bumbum innit
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Yes sir how can I help
Well, I need to report my wife missing, I can't, find her I've looked everywhere.
OK sir can I take her full name please?
It's Sophie Rose Hinchliffe
Sophie Rose Hinchliffe
Err well Rose isn't actually her middle name she just tends it is
She pretends she has a middle name?
Yes, blessserraaaerttt
Right, and how tall is she please?
Errrr she's 8ft 6, but can you put 5ft 4 please?
8ft 6 ok, and any distinguishing features? Birthmarks etc?
Errrr well she tends she has freckles but they're just filtered on.
Right
CALL OFF THE SEARCH She's here, forgot we had a 6th bathroom and she was just on that thing where you wash your bumbum innit
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