Oh definitely Hinch is on the spectrum or has some learning disabilities
Mrs Hinch #554 Sophie the epic-phoney
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Thrush is a good comparison, as she is an irritating C*ntShe genuinely thinks she’s hilarious…it’s embarrassing and about as funny as thrush
Bet SS is hopefully hunch won’t make the wedding. She’s an awkward person who isn’t easy to make friends with (does she even have friends apart from that trace and Stace? Obvs mummy is the bff too) she’ll just spend the day following Stace around on HER wedding day 
Also stop bloody dressing your kids in everything matching you cringebag
Also stop bloody dressing your kids in everything matching you cringebag
I booked to go to pollensa this september, just me and my oh. Did quite a bit if research as to where would be a quiet spot for a couples holiday.Totally agree they're in Pollensa
That's what I was channelling
Then i saw hinch has gone there on a family holiday and was suddenly worried. Had i accidentally booked a holiday that would be full of kids?
But oh no wait! Silly me! This is our sofa, so of course she has taken her very young children to the least child friendly place she can
She’s a boring fucker 🥱
“Oi Oi.....Mmmmm.......lovely bit’green stuff” 
FFS, pipe down Jimbobgetajob
Wow.....how amazing....a blue sky and sea on holiday.... oooh and a couple of boats 🥱🥱🥱
Thrilling content Can’t be arsed with these twats to be honesssssscht guyyyysh 🥱
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Busy day.
FFS, pipe down Jimbobgetajob
Wow.....how amazing....a blue sky and sea on holiday.... oooh and a couple of boats 🥱🥱🥱
Thrilling content
Can’t be arsed with these twats to be honesssssscht guyyyysh 🥱Edit =
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When did she post the freckles shot?
Yeah I don't buy the asd hints at all I think it's for sympathy or DLA. Mine have autism and couldn't handle softplay at all
What the duck? How can hacks make you a better dad? 
Shes posted padron peppers, so has nicknacklou . . I think theyre having an insta hun meet up
Bet its riddled with ads. Elbow grease made me a better dad. Crimpet made me dad of the year. Minkeys made me a mint dad.... Ah well if he is doing interviews for the scum he is even more of a thunder bleep than I thought he was.
I think sometimes she drops these hints for sympathy from the huns I dunno how much truth there is to them other than him being a late talker but even then he’s not long turned 3. Both of mine didn’t start properly chatting away until then and there was no concerns.i feel for Ron He’s a prop for content and used to deflect when she’s messed up.Lennie seems a bit more outgoing so I think she will struggle as I don’t think he will perform for gram like Ron does. So she will have another as she only seems to like them when they don’t move or speak but I think she will only have another to try for a girl like best bubs. But I don’t think she could cope with a girl as she would be super jealous of any attention she gets xx
I truly believe hinch is on the spectrum too
Especially when you are attributing words to a child you have claimed has "invisible speech needs"*
*Still genuinely don't know what the hell this is. Speech is invisible by its very nature. Did she mean hidden needs as in, autism which cannot be seen just by looking at someone? Or invisible like they don't know the cause and it is all a mystery? Either way she's a dick for doing this.
On the wedding front, of course her and Inch will be there! I'm not convinced she will be bridesmaid. Here's how I think it will go...
Morning of wedding: Silence until around 11am. Then stories in slow mo with a soppy song, montage of a close up of an expensive dress, kids bow tie, polished shoes. "Guys sorry for being quiet but we have been getting ready for a very special day..."
Cut to a couple of pics of the 4 smiling (no full outfits shown) taken by Fiddle.
Radio silence until around 10pm with a gushy best day ever, so special, gorgeous, moon and back goodnight quote.
In the Hello or Fabulous or whatever tit mag runs the story she will be featured in a ball gown, staged pics of her hugging SS and Ron and Rex on the swing. The kids will conveniently not be shown past sunset as Fiddle collected them and Soph and Jaymee were left to work the room and make some new celeb connections. She will be pictured in the background of pics of actual celebs looking pissed off at Jamie and checking her phone.
Is she gonna reveal Alpacatraz on bessshhhhtbubsssshhhh wedding day then?!
Looking at her latest pics 1 year old and 3 year old lay on a lounger on holiday 
should be knee deep in sea water and sand that you will be cleaning from between little toes for days on end !
little Ronnie being the mischievous instigator as always! maybe you just have two beautiful kind natured sons and no one is leading anyone astray x
should be knee deep in sea water and sand that you will be cleaning from between little toes for days on end !little Ronnie being the mischievous instigator as always! maybe you just have two beautiful kind natured sons and no one is leading anyone astray x
Just watching the hinch v JSP on loose women saga on YouTube, I’ve heard about it but never actually seen it. I’m only a minute in and the host - I forget her name already called her Sophie HinchCliffe and hinch has already said bloody instead of her ‘blooming’
and hinch has already said bloody instead of her ‘blooming’
I've looked back on my posts when she first said invisible needs and there wasn't one suggestion that came up on Google search.
Google invisible speech now and it comes up!
We all know that Google guesses what we want according to the amount of hits on that word/question.
So whats happened is that Google knows how many people have looked up what she means, but when you click on any professional account the term still doesn't exist.
Until this......
So even if people search her made up term they still have no answers apart from her twatty explanation.
Not even science understands her, but she's pointing people in the direction of wanting to know more about her child and his difficulties.
Shes a bleep of a mother she really is.
Either duck off hinting or admit something ffs.
I still stand by my 3yr old bingo in that she'll have another book and make money off his little back
Yes, she will do this along with a pregnancy announcement. Gotta steal that thunder!!Is she gonna reveal Alpacatraz on bessshhhhtbubsssshhhh wedding day then?!
Absolutely.
"Mrs Hinch..this is me...and Ronni e"
Book overview;
The heartbreaking true story of how one inspirational and hard working woman overcome the odds and nusty trolls to raise the world's first child with invisible speech needs. She did it alone, with no help from anyone, not even her mum or Jamie. She managed to fit this in between having the shiniest sink in Maldon and breastfeeding 3 alpacas.
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