Mrs Hinch #554 Sophie the epic-phoney
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Sophie is still learning how a calendar works guys, and she doesn’t realise that she could just say ‘see you in two weeks’ rather than ‘next month’
It wouldn’t be that she was trying to be either secretive about how long she’s away, or boastful about a potentially longer break, could it? Surely not.
Jamie managed to get a little sympathy from our stone cold troll hearts, as he didn’t get so much as a story mention for Father’s Day.
In fact, he had to do his own.
For all his faults (of which there are many) he does actually interact with the boys more than Soph does, and ignoring Father’s Day when she posts every other minute detail of their lives does seem a bit heartless.
Just imagine if he did that to her!
On to Monday, and Ron’s birthday. Not a single one of his aunties wished him a happy 4th chapter until Soph posted. Not even Titsalina Bumsquash. They hadn’t forgotten, had they?
Ron was dressed in a safari suit, and his birthday treat was a lavar el coche (did you ever learn Spanish, Sopha?)
Soph and Jamie claim that Ron is their epiphany, but we don’t think that they really understand what it means.
Either Soph was called an epic phoney, or Inch said Fiddle had an epic fanny…
Other than that we’ve seen two photos of the Hinch Bros, and one waterfall that made us all need a wee.
There’s been no evidence that the family are actually all together, and certainly no happy family holiday snaps.
Wepetto was spotted in a Majorcan supermercado by a tattler’s friend, so it seems that he and Fiddle are there too (what a surprise!), and ahippo Henry lookalike was spotted on a walk at Maldon prom park so it’s possible that the original Mr & Mrs Hinchcliffe are in Greyskull and Hennerz is actually living his best life right now.
Basically, Hinch has shared 6 stories and a grid post and we fat hens have clucked our way through a whole thread!
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Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own
Thread title by the one and only @Andioooop
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Sophie is still learning how a calendar works guys, and she doesn’t realise that she could just say ‘see you in two weeks’ rather than ‘next month’
It wouldn’t be that she was trying to be either secretive about how long she’s away, or boastful about a potentially longer break, could it? Surely not.
Jamie managed to get a little sympathy from our stone cold troll hearts, as he didn’t get so much as a story mention for Father’s Day.
In fact, he had to do his own.
For all his faults (of which there are many) he does actually interact with the boys more than Soph does, and ignoring Father’s Day when she posts every other minute detail of their lives does seem a bit heartless.
Just imagine if he did that to her!
On to Monday, and Ron’s birthday. Not a single one of his aunties wished him a happy 4th chapter until Soph posted. Not even Titsalina Bumsquash. They hadn’t forgotten, had they?
Ron was dressed in a safari suit, and his birthday treat was a lavar el coche (did you ever learn Spanish, Sopha?)
Soph and Jamie claim that Ron is their epiphany, but we don’t think that they really understand what it means.
Either Soph was called an epic phoney, or Inch said Fiddle had an epic fanny…
Other than that we’ve seen two photos of the Hinch Bros, and one waterfall that made us all need a wee.
There’s been no evidence that the family are actually all together, and certainly no happy family holiday snaps.
Wepetto was spotted in a Majorcan supermercado by a tattler’s friend, so it seems that he and Fiddle are there too (what a surprise!), and a
Basically, Hinch has shared 6 stories and a grid post and we fat hens have clucked our way through a whole thread!
Results of the poll -
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and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own
and Lardsomes might actually be taken on a walk 
and there's 3 or 4 accounts that comment on her posts everytime almost encouraging it! I find that Hunch only seems to comment or like when she's posting a photo of herself or wearing her tat. She hasn't commented on a single thing about that bloody bear or that book she was going to do...
