- Notice
Whenthelightsturntostars
VIP Member
Haha
MrsHinchBarmyArmy
Well-known member
Does anyone else feel sorry for the kids in the sense they're not experiencing a proper 1st holiday.
No mini disco dancing to the music man, chi chi waa chi chi waa (if you know what song I mean), no games around the pool, eating 10 different plates of food at the all inclusive and socialising with other kids. Surely she hasn't turned into that much of a pretentious cunt to begrudge her kids this.....!
No mini disco dancing to the music man, chi chi waa chi chi waa (if you know what song I mean), no games around the pool, eating 10 different plates of food at the all inclusive and socialising with other kids. Surely she hasn't turned into that much of a pretentious cunt to begrudge her kids this.....!
Wize Owl
VIP Member
When you’re on holiday with mummaz and the boyssss and while reading on tattle (Even though you’ve not read it since Darth Vader said to Luke “I am your Father”) that there’s been no family photo post......mummaz grabs the nearest male on the beach to take a pic with to tend it’s a family photo. When you say to mummaz “But he’ssssh greeeeen” she says “Don’t worry, they’ll just think it’s from all of the green vomfests he’s eaten Schweeeetie” 
Pollyanna263
VIP Member
Mrs Hinch #554 Sophie the epic-phoney
Thread title by the one and only @Andioooop
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
Please include ‘thread suggestion’ in the post so we can find them easily
———
Sophie is still learning how a calendar works guys, and she doesn’t realise that she could just say ‘see you in two weeks’ rather than ‘next month’
It wouldn’t be that she was trying to be either secretive about how long she’s away, or boastful about a potentially longer break, could it? Surely not.
Jamie managed to get a little sympathy from our stone cold troll hearts, as he didn’t get so much as a story mention for Father’s Day.
In fact, he had to do his own.
For all his faults (of which there are many) he does actually interact with the boys more than Soph does, and ignoring Father’s Day when she posts every other minute detail of their lives does seem a bit heartless.
Just imagine if he did that to her!
On to Monday, and Ron’s birthday. Not a single one of his aunties wished him a happy 4th chapter until Soph posted. Not even Titsalina Bumsquash. They hadn’t forgotten, had they?
Ron was dressed in a safari suit, and his birthday treat was a lavar el coche (did you ever learn Spanish, Sopha?)
Soph and Jamie claim that Ron is their epiphany, but we don’t think that they really understand what it means.
Either Soph was called an epic phoney, or Inch said Fiddle had an epic fanny…
Other than that we’ve seen two photos of the Hinch Bros, and one waterfall that made us all need a wee.
There’s been no evidence that the family are actually all together, and certainly no happy family holiday snaps.
Wepetto was spotted in a Majorcan supermercado by a tattler’s friend, so it seems that he and Fiddle are there too (what a surprise!), and ahippo Henry lookalike was spotted on a walk at Maldon prom park so it’s possible that the original Mr & Mrs Hinchcliffe are in Greyskull and Hennerz is actually living his best life right now.
Basically, Hinch has shared 6 stories and a grid post and we fat hens have clucked our way through a whole thread!
Results of the poll -
———
ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
———
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, fucking fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own
Thread title by the one and only @Andioooop
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
Please include ‘thread suggestion’ in the post so we can find them easily
———
Sophie is still learning how a calendar works guys, and she doesn’t realise that she could just say ‘see you in two weeks’ rather than ‘next month’
It wouldn’t be that she was trying to be either secretive about how long she’s away, or boastful about a potentially longer break, could it? Surely not.
Jamie managed to get a little sympathy from our stone cold troll hearts, as he didn’t get so much as a story mention for Father’s Day.
In fact, he had to do his own.
For all his faults (of which there are many) he does actually interact with the boys more than Soph does, and ignoring Father’s Day when she posts every other minute detail of their lives does seem a bit heartless.
Just imagine if he did that to her!
On to Monday, and Ron’s birthday. Not a single one of his aunties wished him a happy 4th chapter until Soph posted. Not even Titsalina Bumsquash. They hadn’t forgotten, had they?
Ron was dressed in a safari suit, and his birthday treat was a lavar el coche (did you ever learn Spanish, Sopha?)
Soph and Jamie claim that Ron is their epiphany, but we don’t think that they really understand what it means.
Either Soph was called an epic phoney, or Inch said Fiddle had an epic fanny…
Other than that we’ve seen two photos of the Hinch Bros, and one waterfall that made us all need a wee.
There’s been no evidence that the family are actually all together, and certainly no happy family holiday snaps.
Wepetto was spotted in a Majorcan supermercado by a tattler’s friend, so it seems that he and Fiddle are there too (what a surprise!), and a
Basically, Hinch has shared 6 stories and a grid post and we fat hens have clucked our way through a whole thread!
Results of the poll -
———
ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
———
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, fucking fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own
Attachments
Tootle Pip Wiz
VIP Member
@Multi-21 It contains a Teddy bear from Boots that the girl has had made with a photo of Sophie on it's tummy, so she can cuddle "her" when she's feeling down or anxious. Breaks my heart because she is 19 with learning difficulties too.
instacharlie
VIP Member
I have skillshow do you know this?
she did stay in a very large house with indoor pool last year and took fiddle and the niece, but made out they stayed elsewhere to try and stay ‘relatable’
Dancing_in_the_dark
VIP Member
Surely if you lived on a farm not a tend one anyway you would be up at the arse crack of dawn anyway to, you know get started with the farm day?
I don’t know I don’t live in a farm, tend or not. I don’t even live in a tend village. I live in a real life big town sofa mate, I don’t even want to play cuntry
Hold on…
What in the photoshopping hell has happened here to her nose?
I don’t know I don’t live in a farm, tend or not. I don’t even live in a tend village. I live in a real life big town sofa mate, I don’t even want to play cuntry
Hold on…
What in the photoshopping hell has happened here to her nose?
Attachments
boundandgagged
VIP Member
Honestly guysssch she's so boring but thought this might give you a laugh or if you're like me you might just say for fucks sake out loud
Attachments
Miss Loves-to-gossip
Well-known member
Twitter has spoken!
Wize Owl
VIP Member
I was too angry to comment last night, still feel pissed off now but going to comment about the twat’s post regarding her freckles. I was diagnosed with malignant melanoma when I was 27….I feel very lucky to still be here to write this. I’m fair skinned and since childhood always been slathered in high factor sunscreen. I always choose shade over sun, but I was unlucky and a mole had to be removed. I will never ever forget how I felt when I was told it was cancerous.
And so to Hinch….. 4.5 million followers and some as we’ve seen are very impressionable and hang on her every word. You can clearly see in her last couple of photos that her nose has been burnt on this holiday and she’s not only been leaving off her foundation but also sunscreen, if she has been using one it’s clearly not the right one. But mummaz says “Every freckle on her face is a kiss from the sun“
Nice one Fiddle…. I actually don’t believe she said that at all.
The attention seeking twat only post that photo for the DMs she’ll receive from the hunzzz licking her arse saying “Oh, your freckles look so pretty” or “You look so natural“ The worst being from impressionable idiots “Looks lovely Soph, I’m going to leave off my make-up and sunscreen because I want freckles too”
The irresponsible, childish twat‘s IG account that has 4.5 million followers comes with huge responsibility that she’s just incapable of. She has to realise that it’s not just for her to get constant arse licking attention and praise from the hunzzz or just for making millions. She needs to think of the bigger picture with each post and realise how irresponsible she is. Not only with this but also with her children, she has a responsibility to them, their privacy. Fuck knows what weirdos are watching her account and what they are likely doing with her children’s photos
Apologies for the long post. Hope you all have a nice day Nusties
xx
And so to Hinch….. 4.5 million followers and some as we’ve seen are very impressionable and hang on her every word. You can clearly see in her last couple of photos that her nose has been burnt on this holiday and she’s not only been leaving off her foundation but also sunscreen, if she has been using one it’s clearly not the right one. But mummaz says “Every freckle on her face is a kiss from the sun“
Nice one Fiddle…. I actually don’t believe she said that at all.The attention seeking twat only post that photo for the DMs she’ll receive from the hunzzz licking her arse saying “Oh, your freckles look so pretty” or “You look so natural“ The worst being from impressionable idiots “Looks lovely Soph, I’m going to leave off my make-up and sunscreen because I want freckles too”
The irresponsible, childish twat‘s IG account that has 4.5 million followers comes with huge responsibility that she’s just incapable of. She has to realise that it’s not just for her to get constant arse licking attention and praise from the hunzzz or just for making millions. She needs to think of the bigger picture with each post and realise how irresponsible she is. Not only with this but also with her children, she has a responsibility to them, their privacy. Fuck knows what weirdos are watching her account and what they are likely doing with her children’s photos
Apologies for the long post. Hope you all have a nice day Nusties
xx
Suebigfatsue87
VIP Member
Boring cunt is still a shite mum with crap eyebrows and migrating fillers, nothing changes 🥱 only here for her downfall and if that don’t happen, I’ll await patiently when her boys tell her she’s a prick xoxo
Tootle Pip Wiz
VIP Member
So so sad. And she was squealing with pure excitement and called it her baby and was kissing it. 
It's almost bordering on stalkerish behavior and it's weird. I know she has learning difficulties and can't help her fixations, but someone needs to intervene. I've never known anyone do this sort of thing before. I would be freaked out if someone had a teddy bear with a picture of me on it.
It's almost bordering on stalkerish behavior and it's weird. I know she has learning difficulties and can't help her fixations, but someone needs to intervene. I've never known anyone do this sort of thing before. I would be freaked out if someone had a teddy bear with a picture of me on it.
