Mrs Hinch #546 Forget oblivion, she’s oblivious

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Looks like she was in the water. Why has she still got sunglasses in her head though?

Could just be a strappy top she's wearing though. I should imagine she wouldn't have got in the pool seeing as she's so insecure about herself, particularly if she has any bruises from her blood disorder. Depends on what suits her narrative at the time. Any excuse not to interact with her kids but poses for Hinchers wetting their knickers.

 

[anniemouse]

Guyyyyyysssshhh, I’m playing The Sims 4 just now and I feel like it’s trolling me .

 

[RubySky478]

Going back into the park at half four when it shuts at 5pm with two young children who are probably worn out by now? Ok . Why does she have to lie about absolutely everything!!

Do Alton Towers have that thing where if you’re staying at the park, you get a couple of hours extra once it’s closed?

 

[Ditzymama28]

Looks like she was in the water. Why has she still got sunglasses in her head though?

Coa she's just soooooo well known, she might get mobbed by the peasants

 

[IrishCatlady]

Do Alton Towers have that thing where if you’re staying at the park, you get a couple of hours extra once it’s closed?

Yes they used to

Could just be a strappy top she's wearing though. I should imagine she wouldn't have got in the pool seeing as she's so insecure about herself, particularly if she has any bruises from her blood disorder. Depends on what suits her narrative at the time. Any excuse not to interact with her kids but poses for Hinchers wetting their knickers.

Agreed plus someone’s got the phone

 

[HinchesSousChef]

That’s no swim suit. She’s got no intention of going in the water.

Eta - just chuckling to myself about how I have the same swimming schedule as our “local celeb” who my son is friends with their child. And we do our lengths and have a brief chat etc. and occasionally someone ask for a photo and they are like “but I’m in my swim wear?!”

 

[Danielle0120]

Looks like she was in the water. Why has she still got sunglasses in her head though?

Imagine being that much of a sad drip, you duck your kids off or whoever you're having a break away with to run over to hinch and ask for a photo.

Soz kids hold yeself up, don't drown, I've seen a celeb

 

[Nicnak21]

Looks like she was in the water. Why has she still got sunglasses in her head though?

I don't think she was, it looks like the strappy black vest she had on under her michigan top

 

[Lurker2003]

Do Alton Towers have that thing where if you’re staying at the park, you get a couple of hours extra once it’s closed?

No they don’t - you can stay and eat at the Rollercoaster Restaurant though

 

[mumpty]

I often take my child swimming with my legs and armpits covered in hair. Being a mum is full time and I’m lucky if I get a chance to shave once a week. But I don’t give a duck as he loves swimming so much and no one cares what I look like

 

[Jojo75]

Early thread suggestion

Booked under a pseudonym at Alton T, but calls ahead so they know it’s me.

Sofa: Jaymeeeee! What a psheudonniemin

 

[IrishCatlady]

No they don’t - you can stay and eat at the Rollercoaster Restaurant though

My mistake I thought you had longer. So Hinch is lieing again

 

[Nicnak21]

Lenor has different swimwear on in both pics from her story and the lady who tagged her

 

[GlamGlitterGlitz]

Thread suggestion: Minkeh waggling and theme park haggling can only get us so far, don't you know who we are??

 

[Danielle0120]

Lenor has different swimwear on in both pics from her story and the lady who tagged her

Lmaooooo I efffffffin love it when people have beady eyes

 

[Secretbrillopad]

Guyyyyyysssshhh, I’m playing The Sims 4 just now and I feel like it’s trolling me .View attachment 1285762

It's the Sims, so can you have someone take a match to it? Remove the doors? Then it'll be haunted like the Crem!

Ah man, I've graduated to well-known member

 

[Sausage90]

Just popping on to say that I'd be bleeping FUMING if my kid was photographed at a water park, nevermind then being posted to 4 million followers/bots/peados.

How bleeping dare she?!

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Yes they used to


Agreed plus someone’s got the phone

They didn’t went I went , it was an extra hour before opening

 

[IrishCatlady]

They didn’t went I went , it was an extra hour before opening

My mistake I got confused with the extra time in the morning

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

I’ve been here since 10am and been on the Smiler, Nemesis, Wickerman, Oblivion, Duel, and now queueing for Galactica - thankfully my ears haven’t been subjected to her shrieking like a banshee. Going to head home after Galactica, sorry to all that I couldn’t be more helpful in spotting in the wild!

wow they really think they are famous! I still don’t have any close friends or colleagues who know who she is and the ones who do couldn’t give two fucks not to toot my own horn but I am a social person and know lots of people so it amazes me I still haven’t met anyone who likes her the way she goes on like she’s so famous

Are these folks for real , just looked at her tagged and this , why are they proud of her ? How does she make them happy ?

Tbh most of these people are full narcs themselves hence the open profiles and tagging high follower accounts hoping for recognition in hope it’ll give them a boost. All absolutely crackers.