Mrs Hinch #544 Double seats and double standards

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Why would a guy say 'this is the place to be' and diet coke shite?

Is he gay?

(Edit for my prev post - I think it was earlier than 9.15 lol)
 
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It was hard to snap this like he didn't want us to see they have 3 HUGE trees on the patio in tin planter boxes instead of planted in the the ground.. trees this size cost a few hundred. Plus delivery fees and hiring height to lift them. More wasted money.
 

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Mr Orangery (Volume needed)
To be honessst, Sopha giving him that name has jussst finissshed me
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Have to reshare, because it's to good not to. Fucking hell, man boobs and nappymanz dancing pants. This is how you do quality content, ok Hunchs of Notafarm?

Personally, I think they do want us to see it, otherwise why film it?

Why would a guy say 'this is the place to be' and diet coke shite?

Is he gay?

(Edit for my prev post - I think it was earlier than 9.15 lol)
He's a prick (tiny one an all, but still a prick) hope that helps.
 
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His account is just an extension of hers. The second business account of Hinch Ltd. He recaps stuff she’s already shown as if he has followers that she doesn’t you’re fooling no one you absolute bellend. Now run along and carry on following your boss’ instructions like a little bitch boy. She might give you the password for your Willy Hill acccount for half an hour then.
 
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7.21am taking photos at Greyskull…. 7.30am at Llama Lodge or should I say the Haunted Mansion I think someone’s telling porky pies Mr Orangery. Unless he’s hired a helicopter and had it land on the H in Hennerz wasssssh statioooon.

Talking of the Haunted Mansion, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of Maldon’s haunted underground tunnels runs underneath. I get such creepy vibes from it, especially the dark, creepy movie room, best leave the light on

Also, I can‘t understand why Sopha’s been driving past the Haunted Mansion for 20 years. I’m from Maldon and hardly ever use that road, unless there’s a traffic hold up on a nearby road. It’s only tranquil and peaceful until a lorry thunders past, the fly tippers are on a regular visit or the local boy racers are doing track laps

What’s happened to Weepy Al? Has he built himself a boat and sailed off up the estuary to find and move in with other Weepy people bless’is’arrrrt.
 
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7.30 at the tend farm then back to 'the house she could never leave' to film the boys in the garden or is that another pre record? Those poor kids aren't going to know which house is theirs and which is just for visiting!
 
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So that's itttt for today guyyysch! The POSSSSH crisshps and HINCH bowls are out (probably bollocks!) Why the crying with tears emoji laughter after everything Soph?
Today's offerings are all off kilt timescale wise, what a couple of fucked up individuals these two are, we aren't stupid - your content is DIRE!
 
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“Been here since 7.30am waiting for the Orangery men” is really another dig at these poor blokes, now implying that they’re late.

They’re not your servants - they are professionals who you are paying to bring their knowledge and experience with them to complete the job you need done. You don’t own them.

Hope Hinch gets a bad name within the building trades - I hear there’s a shortage of trained professionals now anyway so why work for her and get publicly humiliated?
 
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Cringe inducing at its finest. Oi (oi) Jayyyymeee you predictable bellend!

And just like I said

And just like I mentioned yesterday, Jamie has now made comment on the Orangery builders...still very sleazy
He has a voice that sounds like his nose is full of marbles.
 
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Exactly, it’s the weekend as well so they are lucky they are working at all and it’s not surprising they are starting later than in the week.
 
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The reason they can live the way they do now is not cos they're "lucky and blessed" it's cos they schemed and duped gullible fools into believing that Mrs Hinch is a sweet, anxious, humble and unassuming girl next door ...when in reality Sophie Hinchliffe is a greedy, self obsessed, VERY confident narcissist
Everytime he says about being blessed i feel a bit of sick coming up
 
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So true, all one great big scam, she IS very confident!
Father James is feeling blessed my arrrrse! Twat!
 
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There’s saying thank you and there’s saying thank you. You could post a video panning round your grounds to show off as much as possible and saying repeatedly that you’re so lucky to live in such an amazzshing house not a farm or a mansion. Or you could sit on a chair with a cup of tea and say a genuine thanks so much for all your support, we’re really grateful.

No prizes for guessing which they went for. We’re lucky to have a garden with a (complete pain in the arse to maintain) pool and tennis court. Even though I’m not jealous, it really annoys me when they show off ALL the time. Imagine how the followers who perhaps are living in a small flat with no outside space feel at the constant brag fest. Surely they’re seeing that they’ve funded the Hinches’ look-at-how-much-I-can-spend lifestyle and feeling like they’ve been duped?
 
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Posssssssh chrisssps, WTF are posh crisps?

Well, that’s Sopha’s 45 seconds of work done for the day guyssssssh. Bet she’s exhausssssted, bless’er’arrrrt

Back at Greyskull now, or by “Tided the garden” does that mean she’s put the Floofing Floofheads away and cleaned up their Are they actually entertaining their lots of family at the Haunted Mansion for once? Nah, it’ll be Greyskull

Right, I’m off to get things ready for later. We’re having a little Eurovision party. I’m hoping so much Sam Ryder’s “Space Man” does well

I bet Sopha’s nostril free nose has been pushed well and truly out of joint. I bet she loved to think she was the biggest Chelebrity to come out of our little town village of Maldon. Not anymore and Sam’s a lovely, humble guy with real talent
 
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I love Eurovision! Have a sshplended time later. Sam is a lovely talented guy who deserves to do well & hopefully win! Wishing him lots of luck for tonight, will be watching!
 
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She can always toddle off down to home bargains/b&m with her mummy holding her hand & buy microwave popcorn will save her bout £98 but nope Soph has bought a ridiculously expensive popcorn maker she will never use so her sheep will be off buying one now!
 
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