I'm pissing myself laughing at her stories!
Oh Sophi e, your
bleeping ridiculous comical eyebrows!!!
She looks like a dressshed down chavvy Drag Queen ffs! Been getting make up tips off your mate Titsalina Bumsquassschhh per chance?
That hair needs a bloody good sort out, you'd think with her ill gained riches she would afford a trip to the salon to fix her brassy, two toned ssschrawww head.
I last wore my hair like that in 1990 (late teens!)
The lamp - good god, reminds me of a 1970's standard MoD issue for a military married quarter or the bottom half of Weepy Al's giant kitttchiin roll holder (aka -Victorian Dildo)
French Chic? It looks basic & cheap!
The faces in her pre-recorded AD trip to Da Raaaange to sniff that yellow Daffodiwwwl muck has brought tears of laughter so I will faaaank the stupid bint for that!
Eazzzy money innittttt schweet'arrt - now you've done an Advest for today you cleeevaaaah
bleep
Encouraging your band of gullable hunnz to purchase more tatt they don't bloody need to line your pockets to fund more
tit for you & pinch-an-Inch
Now
duck the
duck off!
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