Mrs Hinch #537 Talk to Ronnie properly and you’ll be amazed what he will say back

[Swedish chef]

Tell us you read Tattle without telling us Sopha.. Acorn Mannnz

TWAT
ATV

Even she is trolling Inchdicacronmanz oi oi

It was at Christmas 2020.

The year they ''stayed home'' lol. She went out more times than the bin that year.

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Seriously, that fake flower horror show poppybelle installation is enough to scare anyone away.

This squirrel is fucking freaky

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What ever happened to the paint by numbers Harem Scarem that she painted for Lenor's room????? Will it make the cut to Tend Farm or is being gifted to the special family that are moving into grace and favour Greyskull accommodation? Sofa, hunnnnnazzzz could you please address this?

 

[Wize Owl]

FFS I'm in bed with a stomach bug and that "food"?? has made me want to rush back to the bathroom

Hope you feel better soon That’s definitely not what you want to see when you’re feeling poorly, or Sopha slobbering all over the Llamas.

 

[Danielle0120]

Oi Oi Schweeeet’arrrrrts (volume needed)
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Lmaooooo I am so fucking happy you've done a Jamie one

 

[Pipyspops15]

Hang on, when she showed his bed before it was against a wall!

Also this is just one massive undeclared ad for her Tesco bedding range

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Edit to add photo from 14th Jan

Also what wall is the bed on - unless she's changed the bed guard onto the other side which literally makes no sense.. it doesn't fit against the wall she previously showed it next to from January. Unless the pic is mirrored for some bizarre reason?

 

[LivingMyVestLife]

What's the deal with fabulosa? I bought some at the start of lockdown, but it smelled so strong I gave it away...is it bad?

So many bad things, you can Google a lot of it.
The shock cans (I think they're called) literally blew holes into peoples houses wheb used on or near radiators. People feeling really unwell using them as the scents are so strong. They claim to have the leaping bunny on the side but just designed their own label to say cruelty free... there's more but they're just a gross company from the replies I've read about their products. I wouldn't bring it into my home personally.

To keep it on Grinch... if she is using that in the home I really hope she is ignorant to all that stuff.

 

[pinkle]

Why have they done up Lennies bathroom when he can’t even walk yet? I can’t see her bathing Lennie in his bathroom and Ronnie in his bathroom it’s so silly!

i said it a couple of threads ago, toddlers and bathrooms just don’t mix. Not right now, but when he does eventually get up in the middle of the night and wonder you’re asking for trouble. Scares the life out of me that these kids have their own bathrooms and you k ow damn well she’s not locking them.
Also, knowing her they’ll need ripping out and starting again before the kids *actually* use them!

 

[klairklopp]

I hate that pre-grated 'cheese' with a passion. My husband insists on buying it because he too is a lazy fecker but I refuse to use the stuff. Kid ends up with my lactose free alternatives instead

Pre-grated cheese is like candle drippings. I will admit grating cheese is a pain but I’d always still do it. It’s good if you have children who are the age when you can pass it off to them as a ‘fun job’..

Chemicals, plastic tat from pound shops, eBay Amazon, personalised clothes with kids names that can’t be given away, lights on / heater on all the time, washing cycle at 50, individual baby milk bottles … and I’m sure I’m forgetting loads !

I never thought about all the now trendy personalised kids clothes that even if donated to charity shops would probably not be wanted by anyone. She certainly knows how to waste money..

Jesus I feel sorry for Lon,
This was my sons lunch today. 8 months old.
And dinner yesterday. Let your baby explore the foods !!

It’s the best way to get your children eating everything you give them in the future. I did this and my kids were the best eaters. My friend fed hers baby slop for far too long (because it’s easy) and as older children all they ever ate was tomato soup, baked beans and instant smash potatoes.

I agree, I’ve constantly talked to my kids since young babies. My 1 yr is always babbling away but that’s because I always talk to him. Out and about in his buggy, in the trolley, even at home i say let’s do this, let’s do that, mums doing this etc etc. just talking to them like normal people rather than constant questions is key.


So confused by this. Hinch is always knocking up them egg/cheese/ham monstrosities which are actually soft and ideal for Lonnie but he seems to have a tin of vegetable soup instead..

I talk to my dog like this, all day long. Just chatting about what we’re doing. Of course, he doesn’t answer and I swear I’m not crazy… . I’d love to have little people at home to talk to again. It’s the best…..

 

[Somersetvibes]

You lying pos!

 

[LivingMyVestLife]

Does anyone know what the trees are in tend farm? I did think they have Cherry Blossoms , if the trees are then they should be blooming or in bloom.. but hers aren't in bloom so how far back are her pre records ?

Also what's this bottle of cleaner. She has it in nearly every shot this morning tend cleaning the bedroom.

I think that's Fabulosa. A brand I wouldn't touch with a frikkin barge pole from the stuff I've read about it.

 

[Samseal]

I think that’s why she said it was for her mum. Sure, Soph, you lying twat. It’s simply so you get your ‘wages’ for the #ad.

And, as others have said, WTF! Duck impersonation anyone?

What is up with the end of her nose, what a weird filter

 

[Secretbrillopad]

You know what I can't work out, is why Inch is happy to sit back and allow his children to be used/neglected the way that Ronnie and Lennie are.

And what do his family think about it all?

I don't think they're much allowed an opinion!

 

[klairklopp]

Teehee, Trollomon is at it again - hi Stace

Talking about her pool being unrelatable content and feeling embarrassed about sharing it. with 'Dilemma' as the music.

We’ll don’t show it then…..

Ahh, Hinch has obviously taken inspiration from her fat dog and styled her hair the same.

Except Henry is a natural blonde…

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Here's some Friday night Fat Hen 'entertainment', which, in all honesschty is probably more satisfying than Hinch's borefest!

 

[Multi-21]

She won’t show any real packing at all. I can see it now. She’ll pack one box, fill it with her crappy Tescchhooo knick knacks, tape it up and give the old thumbs up. Then it will cut to NotaFarm with all new furniture and her lighting a candle and that will be job done.

Just like her tend bestie SS did then!

 

[Farfromtheusual]

Is that the same top she was wearing when she tend papped in the wild by a tattler the other day?

Yep, and its a hoodie after all never out of her comfies is she?!

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

I don't think I can stomach Mr & Mrs Cuntytwat today. Bastards.
@Wize Owl - This week schweet'arrt, "Fat Hens Weekly" will include free Hinch & Inch Voodoo dolls complete with pins!

 

[Inthelockdown]

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She's worked sooo 'arrd on the #Ads today guyyyssch! CLEVAAAAA gurrrrl!

Kerrrrchinnng!

Why her feet nearly up her fanny ffs

 

[cutlery]

I’m sure I forgot to post this but..

“the claw” from Mondays stories

the original story ↓

 

[Wize Owl]

Oh my days….the hunzzz are as ”Fick as fuck”

 

[IrishCatlady]

Hinch surely you don’t want 2 kids with speech delays