Mrs Hinch #535 Calling your son slow is a brand new low

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springheeledyeti

why is she crying?! This is a girl from Geordie Shore? Does Hinch even know her?! Why would you say this, why not just say congrats
 
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Sausage90

A bath in the bedroom is weird imo.

I'm no prude, but I also wouldn't want to see James' meat and veg swinging around while I'm trying to bed down for the night.
 
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Jdimlet

What ‘working’ mother of a child under 3 and a baby under 1 has time for a bath?! Don’t think I’ve had a bath since mine was a sleepy newborn and she’s now 2

If she has time to hang her size 5s () over a tub she has time to make some real fucking FOOD for her growing boys.
 
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JMS123

Sausage90 said:
A bath in the bedroom is weird imo.

I'm no prude, but I also wouldn't want to see James' meat and veg swinging around while I'm trying to bed down for the night.
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Hmmm! I suspect it would be S luxuriating in the bath while Jimbob entertains the kids. Mind you, we should be supportive as at least there’s some hygiene benefit over festering on the manky sofa. It might even include a hair wash.

I see that Henry has mysteriously returned to full weight. No surprise there. Just a tip S, the dog in the bed routine makes you look unhinged so you might like to keep it as a non Insta private moment. Unless you want to look like a complete tool. And while we’re at it, please spare us from any more tedious WW footage.
 
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Fluffy20

Tucked up on the sofa with a blanket at 7.30 in the morning. Is she ill or six years old? Surely there are plenty of things to be doing at 7.30 in the morning when you have a dog and 2 small children in the house?
 
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Swedish chef

Imagine having to claim that on your auto insurance, crashed into the WW while distracted by the horrendous sight of Jimbobnonobwontgetajobinchworm and his bumbum innit, due to tend farm having no curtains, as no-one would gift the lazy bastards anymore shite. #notanad
 
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GeorgMcFly

Hiding her face behind a toy llama? Every photo is so staged! We all have bed hair ffs just BE REAL!
 
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Wize Owl

That’s definitely one conversation I don’t want to be having with my car insurance customer service team
 
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RubyTuesday39

Just seen that video on Jimbob’s stories (couldn’t watch it all ) maybe we need a tattler edition “we hate Sopha because”. Obviously with faces blurred and voices changed. @Andioooop and @Wize Owl could work their magic
 
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Titch tactics

I dipped my toe into another thread and had to laugh at someone saying hinch doesn't brag and she is taking all her old furniture with her when she moves? Do they watch the same stories as us? Never again, it made me too mad lol
 
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HurricaneG

I actually cannot deal with the narcissistic reposts today blowing smoke up her arse. It makes me sick
 
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☆MagicRoundabout☆

RubyTuesday39 said:
Just seen that video on Jimbob’s stories (couldn’t watch it all ) maybe we need a tattler edition “we hate Sopha because”. Obviously with faces blurred and voices changed. @Andioooop and @Wize Owl could work their magic
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I've just watched the full reel ...ohhhhh dear! "I'm proud to be a Hinchaaah and the Hinch Army is wiv ya all da way" its cringe! "She's the virtual friend we all need!' Seriously? These people!
 
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Wize Owl

Jimbobcreepyslob: “Awww, bless’ya’arrrrrrt, ya exhausted darlinnnnn from painting that chest of drawers bedside table, you just laze there on ya bum bum innit, I’ll do everything” “I’ll give ya muvva a call and get er to take the kids so you can rest schweeet’arrrrt”

Why is the lamp on at 7.30am when it got light just after 6am? Maybe they think they’re too famoussssssh to open their blinds. Also, what the fuck is she wrapped in, a cot blanket? Awww, did Fiddle tuck her into the stinky sofa last night when she put her to bed, bless’er’arrrrrt

(Photo receipt included in case Jimbobcreepyslob does a dirty delete)
 

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ethelworks

☆MagicRoundabout☆ said:
I've just watched the full reel ...ohhhhh dear! "I'm proud to be a Hinchaaah and the Hinch Army is wiv ya all da way" its cringe! "She's the virtual friend we all need!' Seriously? These people!
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I just watched some of it, its so fucking cringe. Grown women who see that lazy bastard as an inspiration, the world has seriously gone mad when Hinch is viewed as inspirational FML.
 
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remote_hummingbird

Curtain makers need to step up and gift some, for the public good. I make a decent pair and am tempted, just to spare the world the sight of those walnuts.
 
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