Mrs Hinch #535 Calling your son slow is a brand new low

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I was at a park in Maldon today and only bloody saw them

I was sitting in the car waiting for husband and kids to return when an ambulance crawled past. Thought uh oh, I wonder who called them? Saw a man holding a baby and smiling at them. Wondered if he was going to usher them to an injured person but the fact he was smiling seemed odd.

Then it turned out it was just a friendly meet and greet. Kids went in back of ambulance for a look around, blue lights turned on etc. Then I realised it was the Hinches. First time I’ve visited Maldon and there they were. What are the odds?
 
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Good spot.I NEVER see them anymore,unless they're in their garden
 
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Have you ever seen Hunch running about wif her boys?
No,I get a good view of Rogue Roy and his mates though.There's a gap in a hedgerow where I could spy,but I've noticed alot of headlight activity there,now,you know I'm not a prude,but the only dogging I do is 5+ times a day with them on a lead.
By 'them' I don't include my Johnny.
 
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Well it’s fair to say I’m a terrible pap and won’t be flogging this to the DM. I’ve blanked out a little girl and no other faces are revealed so I think I’m morally OK

 
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