Mrs Hinch #532 Hinch, Hinch, go away, Here’s David and Becky from the ASA ✨

[Pollyanna263]

Mrs Hinch #532 Hinch, Hinch, go away, Here’s David and Becky from the ASA

Winning thread suggestion by @Macmama

Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.



It’s been a quiet weekend in the little village of Maldonia. Sophie Twohouses has managed bragging, ads, dressing Henry up, using her children and niece as content, more bragging, more ads, Woolly Wankers, playing in a digger, and yet more bragging.

Special mention to the Hincher at soft play that recognised Soph without filters!

She’s had less than usual to say, and posted about the nusty 1% of people who make her hold back on what she shares.

For the record, we don’t ‘pull her apart’ and we definitely don’t say or tolerate any negative comments about Ron or Len.

Her sulking woe is me could be thanks to the flurry of ASA emails tattlers have received in the last 24 hours.
They’re coming for you Mrs Hinch! All you had to do was not use a filter, and declare an ad properly, and you’d have been okay

Soph’s lack of content, and choice of song this morning, inspired me to rewrite it for her -
Cher, Strong Enough (The tattle remix)

ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint

If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch

and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths


Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch is Jamie (Janine).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

My eyes!!!! That filter!!!!

And for the hundredth time, this seems like a terrible way to introduce Ron to the new house and get him adjusted. Firstly, dragging it out for months and then springing…this…on him.

 

[llamadramamama21]

"I HOPE HE LOVES IT AS MUCH AS I DO"

Well Sophie! Considering you said it's all his FAVOURITE THINGS the animals, the farm walls etc I'm a bit concerned that ur worried he may not like it this goes to show the room wasn't made for him at all more for your own reasons!! Well done

 

[Pollyanna263]

My eyes!!!! That filter!!!!

And for the hundredth time, this seems like a terrible way to introduce Ron to the new house and get him adjusted. Firstly, dragging it out for months and then springing…this…on him.

Those bleeping pillows!! I really hope they aren’t the ones full of polystyrene balls

 

[pinkgin147]

Why does she filter her eyebrows a foot higher? Her natural brows look so much better.

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Sick of seeing her bragging now! I can't bare it. We are in an energy crisis and she's showing off her heated floors. duck off you bleep

 

[springheeledyeti]

Room is hideous ,should have done yourself a farm room Soph hunnaaayy, it’s clearly for you.

 

[candyland_]

While everyone else is checking their smart meters she’s spending money on that house like it’s nothing. It’s got to be turning her followers away.

 

[Pigglet9876]

Those bleeping pillows!! I really hope they aren’t the ones full of polystyrene balls

Yes they where meant be be cushions for him to sit on!!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Those bleeping pillows!! I really hope they aren’t the ones full of polystyrene balls

I hope they’re just sitting on the bed, but won’t be used as pillows. I like to think she’s not that stupid, but then she thinks it’s fine for him to be out running solo with a herd of alpacas…so…

 

[Ren]

Right so she’s spent months going back and forth to the new house so it’s not overwhelming for Ron, to gradually introduce him and get him used to it… but he hasn’t seen his new farm bedroom at all which looks totally different to his current room (and tit, and nightmare fuel) so that will just be a complete surprise!? FFS she makes it up as she goes along

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Mrs Hinch #532 Hinch, Hinch, go away, Here’s David and Becky from the ASA

Winning thread suggestion by @Macmama

Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.



It’s been a quiet weekend in the little village of Maldonia. Sophie Twohouses has managed bragging, ads, dressing Henry up, using her children and niece as content, more bragging, more ads, Woolly Wankers, playing in a digger, and yet more bragging.

Special mention to the Hincher at soft play that recognised Soph without filters!

She’s had less than usual to say, and posted about the nusty 1% of people who make her hold back on what she shares.

For the record, we don’t ‘pull her apart’ and we definitely don’t say or tolerate any negative comments about Ron or Len.

Her sulking woe is me could be thanks to the flurry of ASA emails tattlers have received in the last 24 hours.
They’re coming for you Mrs Hinch! All you had to do was not use a filter, and declare an ad properly, and you’d have been okay

Soph’s lack of content, and choice of song this morning, inspired me to rewrite it for her -
Cher, Strong Enough (The tattle remix)


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ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint

If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch

and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths


Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch is Jamie (Janine).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

I just laaarve your re-written Cher song @Pollyanna263 it's perfickk!
Hinch you're on a sschlippery sschlope hunnay, you might just regret splurging all that money!

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

While everyone else is checking their smart meters she’s spending money on that house like it’s nothing. It’s got to be turning her followers away.

You would think seeing more and more sheep coming over here or just unfollowing her. Surely they still can't all relate to her

 

[mushroomprincess22]

What I can’t wrap my head around is why she bought that house? She not only bought it for so much over the asking price, but has just ripped out every single inch from corner to corner of every single room, and re-do it all? I would perhaps understand offering more if it was your style down to a T, and no work needed doing.

I know we all have our own tastes and styles and when you move in to a new-to-you house, not everything is how you like it so you change bits and bobs. But to change EVERYTHING?

Why didn’t she purchase a house even just slightly more to her taste, so she didn’t have to rip it out top to bottom? It is such a WASTE of money.

 

[mammaof3]

Ok, if she thinks Tattle is after her and we are the nusty, smelly trolls etc then she should thank her lucky stars she isn't an American instafanny.

I occasionally read a US forum similar to here (not often because it's so brutal) and will say Sophie would cack her panties if she had a thread on there.

They don't go for any children or any nice partners etc (like here) but when they let rip it's harsh as hell.

Fiddles would be permanently sedating her if she was on that site.

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

What I can’t wrap my head around is why she bought that house? She spent so much over the asking price, just to rip out every single inch from corner to corner of every single room, and re-do it all? I know we all have our own tastes and when you move in to a new-to-you house, not everything is how you like it so you change bits and bobs. But to change EVERYTHING?
Why didn’t she purchase a house even just slightly more to her taste, so she didn’t have to rip it out top to bottom? It is such a WASTE of money.

But she didn't even start on the most important rooms first! She fucked about with a boot room and utility and the garden for the Alpacas. Before even staring on Ron's room or even the living room.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Fixed that hunny

 

[Bidscavan]

Jeez she really is on a bragging roll today. No wonder we got the pity post the other evening

 

[BeeHappy]

Popped to my local Teshhhhco this morning. Saw her updated book. I was going to play a game of ‘Hide the Hinch’ by putting another book in front to cover them, but I couldn’t because there wasn’t room! Not exactly flying off the shelves are they, hunnay?!

 

[Pollyanna263]

Yes they where meant be be cushions for him to sit on!!

And they were dangerous enough as that