Mrs Hinch #531 Even Lingo said "Hinch" is a no go

[Wize Owl]

Oh I'm shoooooh 'appy you laaave itttt! It's crap, but was in the mood and needed to calm my Hinch driven rage! You can bring it to life or adjust it if one would like Will never tire of your Fluffy fucker/Handsommes/Acorn Manz/Inch's tunes - they have made me laugh when i've felt utter despair this week! Fannnnk yoooo from the bottom of my'arrrrt

Awww, I’m fannnnk yoooo Schweeet’arrrrt My nan always said a good sleep and a good giggle is good for the soul and although I don’t always sleep that great, I do love to giggle

Although, at secondary school my best bubs to the moon and back and I managed to get ourselves detention with our tutor (He was a twit) every break and lunch time for a term for giggling until we were both nearly sick when he accidentally shut himself in a cupboard that could only be opened from the outside. We had to let him out.....it took us quite a while though

Your Hinch version of Heads, shoulders, knees and toes is brilliant, I loveeeeee ittttt and wouldn’t change a thing. In fact, I’m obschesssssed xx

 

[catty_capricorn]

Hi everyone Long time lurker, first time poster!!

I’m honestly just trying to find the words …I don’t have my own kids, so haven’t always picked up on the issues, but does the exploitation of these kids know any bounds? Even her teenage niece is plastered all over social media now for every creeper/obsessed fan to recognise them irl.
Is everyone in the family really happy for these children to be seen by millions of strangers? Especially when the location of the (not a) farm isn’t a well kept secret. Or do they not see the issue since the biggest child in the family is Hinch herself?

I won’t complain much about the Easter tree, mainly because my grandpa made one for me and my sister when we were kids, but why show the nice moment of R and A decorating it, and then show us the “final product” which has clearly been redone. I also assume the reason Hinch thinks a teenager would want to decorate an Easter tree with their mum is because she has an unusual and unhealthy relationship with hers … I mean. Me and my mum are super close. I’m the same age as Sophie, have much less responsibilities than she does and (due to health reasons) still live with my mum - and even I find it weird

I have many other issues. But that’s today’s

 

[Chesneyslittlesister]

She's the biggest gaslighter going. Brag brag, ad, ad, woe is me. I'm sick of her ableist narrative. Having a child who isn't developing typically is massively worrying and challenging, especially at the age Ronnie is. However it's not taboo, it's not something to be hidden or ashamed of, and it's certainly not to be exploited for your own gain. This is Ronnie's life, his story, and it needs to be kept personal to him until a time comes where he can make an informed decision about what, if anything, he wants to share. It should never be used as a means to gain column inches and inflate your bank balance. Have some respect for your child and respect for yourself and keep his personal life just that.

 

[AllieBee]

99% of her followers are incredible. What, even Jizz Tits and Cumslut? What ya gonna talk to them about when they drop in your DMs Sofa? Come on, we are waiting! Oh and if you kept your family off Instagram, where they should be, no one would be able to slag your family at all would they. Not that we slag your kids, just you, your gross creep of a husband and your vile mother.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

What an absolute tit excuse!

Money - kids don’t need money, they need love and an adult that can make the right decisions for them whilst they don’t have the capacity to do it for themselves

Stuff and opportunities - the only thing I can think of is modelling or acting work, opportunities that were unfairly taken from children who went to drama schools or worked properly to get them same opportunities.

All I’m hearing is “I’m willing to put my kids mental health/future/safety on the line because I want money and nice things so I’ll just hope they are as vapid and careless as me when they are older”

Also doesn’t surprise me and 8 year old would lap it up, give it a few years and see as they grow into their own selves how much they love their parents greed and laziness

Oh it’s horrendous!! These poor influencer kids will either be emotionally scarred and damaged because their parents exploited them for money. They’ll be as bad as their parents, with all their self esteem and self worth tied up in what other people think, which won’t serve anyone well in the teenage years and beyond. Orrrrr they’re just creating the next generation of little narcissists and the cycle continues.

 

[Wize Owl]

Don't stop doing these, and the hennerz ones. bleeping brilliant

I’m fannnnnk yooooo schweeet’arrrrrt

 

[amusedpineapple]

Thread suggestion
Mrs hinch, knows the price of everything yet the value of nothing

 

[Shinealight]

She blocked me so I no longer see what she’s up to!
Has Ron seen his farmageddon bedroom yet?

 

[Wize Owl]

Schpaghetti hoop pie for lunch hunnayz *raises lip* uh huh huh
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Oh my days That’s your best one yet! I loveeeee itttt

*New* Eau de bleeping Fluff Heads for hunzzz!
Happy Ssshopping - Hinch did all her #Ads for conning sheeples out of cash yesshterday so they could make lissshts in advance! Kerrrching!
Day off again? ...

I loveeeee it I bet it smells of fluffy bum bums innit

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Awww, I’m fannnnk yoooo Schweeet’arrrrt My nan always said a good sleep and a good giggle is good for the soul and although I don’t always sleep that great, I do love to giggle

Although, at secondary school my best bubs to the moon and back and I managed to get ourselves detention with our tutor (He was a twit) every break and lunch time for a term for giggling until we were both nearly sick when he accidentally shut himself in a cupboard that could only be opened from the outside. We had to let him out.....it took us quite a while though

Your Hinch version of Heads, shoulders, knees and toes is brilliant, I loveeeeee ittttt and wouldn’t change a thing. In fact, I’m obschesssssed xx

Omg, me and my bestie (like you), many years ago - got breaktime and lunch detention for a month and laughed in the French teacher's face (naughty kids, but she was a twit too!), eventually leaving after a breakdown as all the kids annoyed her! Happy days! So many tales of trouble

Fannnk you schweet'arrt for liking that silly Hinch song, please feel free to let the bleeping fluffheads give it a bash!
Laaave your tunes Nice to end the night on a laugh as the husband has accused me of "angryitis" today!
I can't get over Hinch's pathetic self pity, all for attention, the bloody narcsssist!

Oh my days That’s your best one yet! I loveeeee itttt


I loveeeee it I bet it smells of fluffy bum bums innit

A new take on an 80's/90's fav only fluffy arse/dust flavoured! I'm obsessshed!

She blocked me so I no longer see what she’s up to!
Has Ron seen his farmageddon bedroom yet?

No apparently he hasnt!

 

[Libbylulu]

I’ve shared this before. This is what a real not tend orangery looks like, at Chatsworth House. The interior used to house exotic plants and orange trees which are hard to grow in the local climate. The interior is now the gift shop at Chatsworth.

We shall see what Soph’s “orangery” looks like at Chavsworth.

photo credits: Steve Cadman Flickr; NYSocialDiary website.

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Don’t give her ideas of a gift shop

 

[MissPrint]

Woman who posted a video of her 2 year old son on the toilet to 4 million followers: “Some days it’s really hard to know what to discuss and what not to discuss on Instagram”

She’s a danger to her own children and I honestly believe she should be made to keep them off social media. Sadly the only other person who should be protecting them is their equally fame-hungry layabout father.

Instagram should have also been held accountable for allowing that particular photograph to remain up for 24 hours. I wish MPs would spend less time on inappropriate behaviour and coke binges and more time focusing on the safety of children online (particularly the ones whose parents use them for likes and ads).

 

[Lgrace90]

Highlights of recent stories

1.Llamas again 🥱
2. Fake running commentary of said llamas (makes you look a bleep Hinch)
3. Easter tit god knows when it was filmed
4. ‘Tell me if I’m boring you’ we do babes and you block us
5. cryptic post to set the sail to not post for days on end

 

[Turtledove58]

Because of all cheap but expensive tat, I no longer shop at Tesco! Advert after advert, she’s relentless!!! her once beautiful house now looks like a diner come dungeon

 

[MrsCapps]

She's the biggest gaslighter going. Brag brag, ad, ad, woe is me. I'm sick of her ableist narrative. Having a child who isn't developing typically is massively worrying and challenging, especially at the age Ronnie is. However it's not taboo, it's not something to be hidden or ashamed of, and it's certainly not to be exploited for your own gain. This is Ronnie's life, his story, and it needs to be kept personal to him until a time comes where he can make an informed decision about what, if anything, he wants to share. It should never be used as a means to gain column inches and inflate your bank balance. Have some respect for your child and respect for yourself and keep his personal life just that.

This should be the next title @Chesneyslittlesister! ‘Brag brag ad ad woe is me!’

 

[anniemouse]

Don’t give her ideas of a gift shop

Shite candles, ugly lounge suits and overpriced flowers.

 

[JusRol]

You actually went and checked the price??!!

Go read thread 500. ATB.

 

[Therealist]

That goodnight post
If after three years she’s holds back because of trolls, then your not cut out for Instagram, or life!! Because in life, there’s always gonna be haters. It’s how you deal with them that matters

She’s an immature fool & I can’t even hate watch her anymore, I flick through so fast and get more entertainment from tattlers responses.

Love this. Her engagement is clearly very low & she knows people are getting bored of her, she’s trying everything to stay relevant & failing. It’s all so forced, cringeworthy & desperate, I can’t even watch her videos with the sound on anymore

I’ve got a feeling when she said tell me if I’m boring you, the hinchers actually told her it was and they miss cleaning, so now she’s sulking and making it about trolls.

Look, your boring soph!! You’ve got nothing about you. No personality, just gimmicks.
Try not staging everything and just being yourself.
Hiding your face at every opportunity, it’s all just so stupid!

 

[pinkle]

What’s going on here then? I haven’t looked on here in ages because it was fairly consistent 1500 - 2000 a day and it obviously looked like she was buying them in an ongoing basis. But what’s happened? Credit card declined?

 

[springheeledyeti]

Placing a bingo for licky bum bum messsges this morning, ignore da trollzzzz hun, love your little family, you got this, jEaLoUSE etc that just make Soph smile with a cuppa and her heart hurts

maybe she got a nice reassuring message from our good friend lol lol blessed be x