Mrs Hinch #530 Mrs Hinch, Inferior Designer
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Another three days have passed, and the threads are still moving slower than Sopha when she has to move from the sofa.
Soph made herself look like a massive twit by crediting herself on a quote, clearly in retaliation to Eileen’s Q&A where she was asked if Mrs Hinch has apologised for the plagiarism. (That’ll be a no, if you weren’t sure.)
Mother’s Day came with a lovely post about Fiddle Fingers, featuring her fiddling fingers on Soph’s wedding day.
Soph and her grabby hand allowed Ronnie and Lonnie to help open her gift of shoes. Why not flowers or chocolates you may ask? So she could clearly show the size on the box, of course. It’s a 6 (in dog years) okay?
We were then treated to Grandma Fiddle in the garden with Ron, and a subtly veiled threat from Soph to the‘very very special family’ poor poor fools who are moving into Greyskull not to touch Ron’s garden. The only time that she’s tended that veg patch was when she ‘tend tended it and produced one perfect tomato.
Jamie had an afternoon nap (poor exhausted hard working man) and Soph cleaned. Whatever floats your boat hunnay.
We’ve been allowed an update on the panelling (it’s everywhere) and the kitchen (it’s been ripped out).
In the latest from Hinch Zoo, Henry was fat shamed by Mummaz, the bleeping Fluffheads (credit @Wize Owl) terrified us with their pronking, and the ducks haven’t yet had the message from the hedgehog to stay away.
This afternoon Jamieshortforjames has confirmed that he is, like Soph, a massive twit as he defaced books in Tesco.
You aren’t famous, Jamie. Only as Janine.
This week’s trolling from Stace featured an aga called Audrey; a Mother’s Day cake bouquet that didn’t look like cauliflower, and Joe saying he’s never heard of Lingo.
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Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch is Jamie (Janine).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Winning thread suggestion by @amusedpineapple
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
Another three days have passed, and the threads are still moving slower than Sopha when she has to move from the sofa.
Soph made herself look like a massive twit by crediting herself on a quote, clearly in retaliation to Eileen’s Q&A where she was asked if Mrs Hinch has apologised for the plagiarism. (That’ll be a no, if you weren’t sure.)
Mother’s Day came with a lovely post about Fiddle Fingers, featuring her fiddling fingers on Soph’s wedding day.
Soph and her grabby hand allowed Ronnie and Lonnie to help open her gift of shoes. Why not flowers or chocolates you may ask? So she could clearly show the size on the box, of course. It’s a 6 (in dog years) okay?
We were then treated to Grandma Fiddle in the garden with Ron, and a subtly veiled threat from Soph to the
Jamie had an afternoon nap (poor exhausted hard working man) and Soph cleaned. Whatever floats your boat hunnay.
We’ve been allowed an update on the panelling (it’s everywhere) and the kitchen (it’s been ripped out).
In the latest from Hinch Zoo, Henry was fat shamed by Mummaz, the bleeping Fluffheads (credit @Wize Owl) terrified us with their pronking, and the ducks haven’t yet had the message from the hedgehog to stay away.
This afternoon Jamieshortforjames has confirmed that he is, like Soph, a massive twit as he defaced books in Tesco.
You aren’t famous, Jamie. Only as Janine.
This week’s trolling from Stace featured an aga called Audrey; a Mother’s Day cake bouquet that didn’t look like cauliflower, and Joe saying he’s never heard of Lingo.
ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch is Jamie (Janine).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
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) looks like a five year old has written it. Get a job Jamie!
I’m off to sainsburys to sign copies of Richard Osman’s latest best seller to celebrate
will need to take tomoro off to recover bless her
