Mrs Hinch #529 Tattle’s on tit watch, Jamie's on the dole while Soph’s on the sofa selling her soul

[Secretbrillopad]

We should print stickers with a QR code linking to thread 500 and stick them inside

Oh my god, and go to B&M and slap them on her sprays!

 

[Somersetvibes]

Easily done.
QR codes are free to make - stickers probably fairly cheap....

 

[anniemouse]

OK Hinch/Hunzzz ...
Let's play an 'educational' game of SNAP!
Dead eazzzy guyyyssch (only Hinch cannot seem to understand her Hinch notafuckingfarm "Treehouse" is NOT actually a bloody treehouse, never bloody ever was schweet'arrrt, unless you want to recreate WW2, dress the boyzzz in tin hats & camo trackies - then that might be a tad more realistic because as you can see it's a bloody Tenko Tower!
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Tenko just finished me there

So the ducks are back and she’s thinking of naming them……..fml silly bint!! Lol

Donnie, Johnny, Kenny and Benny because they all rhyme in Sopha land

Jimbob actually has a sharpie in his hand, saying he might sign some of his wife's £4.50 book! CRINGEEEE!!!!!

I secretly think about taking a sharpie to any Grinch cardboard displays in my local supermarkets.

 

[Size5Foooootz]

Can we do a Hinch alphabet to pass the time?
What words would she use?

A - alpaca
B - blummin
C -
D - dad
E -
F - farm
G - Gretel
H - Hinched
I - if I’m honest
J - Jamie
K - Kidda
L - lavvvv it
M - Mummaz
N -
O -
P - panelling
Q -
R - RoyRodRay
S -
T - Trace
U -
V -
W -
X -
Y -
Z - zoflora

(Tattle alphabet to follow!)

R - Ronni e

 

[Wize Owl]

He deffo hangs around the lingerie section

Hope he uses hand sanitiser before he goes in there, duck knows where his hands have been

 

[Pollyanna263]

Sharpie for everyone in the new thread

Mrs Hinch #530 Mrs Hinch, Inferior Designer

Mrs Hinch #530 Mrs Hinch, Inferior Designer Winning thread suggestion by @amusedpineapple Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears. Another three days have passed, and the threads are still moving slower than Sopha when she has to move from the sofa. Soph made...

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[Wize Owl]

Spotted nearby

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I loveeeee itttttt. Especially the tears