Mrs Hinch #525 While Soph's obsessed with 'tend panels, she needs to change those trackies and use some flannels 
(had to edit it to fit!)
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On Saturday morning Sophie demonstrated that she has paid attention and learnt to credit quotes. She still hasnāt learnt to apologise, though.
Photos of the boys and an unnatural interaction with Ron led intoā¦.. ad time! What a surprise.
Who knew that her HunchXTessscchhooo range was magic and could alter your entire body shape?! Iām off to fill my trolley.
Encouraging the woolly wankers into the house again (sorry Jamie, your opinion means nothing to her) and then into Wepettoās workshop for another washstand. Soph was keen to show off Lonnieās diagonal bathroom floor which looks terrible against the panelled walls. Although, with the amount of editing she does, who really knows which lines are straight.
She was very excited about the essential purchases of a bath mat and toilet seat cover for an infant. Just you wait until heās toilet trained Soph, youāll have to be an amazing cleaner if you want that seat cover to stay clean #boymum
Ronās turn for the spotlight, dressed in a chavtastic combo of adidas tracksuit, denim jacket and sideways cap. (No offence to chavs intended)
The mural monstrosity seems finished, with Raymond Alpaca taking centre stage.
Henry no longer looks anything like Henry so itāll be okay when heās dead, it wonāt upset Ron to look at him every single day forevermore.
Sunday morning stroll in the prison exercise yard for Fiddle and Lonnie, while the alpacas got far too close to the pushchair. Well, we assume it was Lonnie, it could have been a seat full of carrots.
Showing off panelling in the cinema room (which is black, like her soul - credit to @Andioooop)
Poorly declared Teschoo ads, then some evening footage of the boys to bookend the bragfest as usual. It was clear that Jamie (for all his faults) is the hands-on parent, and actually has natural interaction with both Ron and Lon.
Jamie was on shift last night sharing a well-overdue candid snap of Soph and Lonnie - they were coincidentally perfectly coordinated with the āblack and burnt foxā colour scheme sheās announced for the cinema room at Notafarm.
Ad time again today with Spray Wipe Whatever.
The panelling obsessssshun continues outside (we know, we spotted it on the live)
And then yet more alpacasā¦
Itās been two and a half long days since the last thread, which really shows that Soph is scraping the barrel for content and barely posting at all.
Even the huns will be bored now.
The truth is, Soph, the only place youāre well-known is tattle.
Oh, and Nohunās post where she commented and then did a dirty delete.
Oh, and F&F post where they are quietly deleting any comments which address her editing of her body.
If youāre new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Sophās mum.
Weepy Al is Sophās dad.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Jimbobnojobsmallknobcreepyslob.
We know they arenāt llamas, theyāre alpacas.
Ronnie and Lennie doesnāt rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
(had to edit it to fit!)
Winning thread suggestion by @Secretbrillopad
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and canāt contain swears
On Saturday morning Sophie demonstrated that she has paid attention and learnt to credit quotes. She still hasnāt learnt to apologise, though.
Photos of the boys and an unnatural interaction with Ron led intoā¦.. ad time! What a surprise.
Who knew that her HunchXTessscchhooo range was magic and could alter your entire body shape?! Iām off to fill my trolley.
Encouraging the woolly wankers into the house again (sorry Jamie, your opinion means nothing to her) and then into Wepettoās workshop for another washstand. Soph was keen to show off Lonnieās diagonal bathroom floor which looks terrible against the panelled walls. Although, with the amount of editing she does, who really knows which lines are straight.
She was very excited about the essential purchases of a bath mat and toilet seat cover for an infant. Just you wait until heās toilet trained Soph, youāll have to be an amazing cleaner if you want that seat cover to stay clean #boymum
Ronās turn for the spotlight, dressed in a chavtastic combo of adidas tracksuit, denim jacket and sideways cap. (No offence to chavs intended)
The mural monstrosity seems finished, with Raymond Alpaca taking centre stage.
Henry no longer looks anything like Henry so itāll be okay when heās dead, it wonāt upset Ron to look at him every single day forevermore.
Sunday morning stroll in the prison exercise yard for Fiddle and Lonnie, while the alpacas got far too close to the pushchair. Well, we assume it was Lonnie, it could have been a seat full of carrots.
Showing off panelling in the cinema room (which is black, like her soul - credit to @Andioooop)
Poorly declared Teschoo ads, then some evening footage of the boys to bookend the bragfest as usual. It was clear that Jamie (for all his faults) is the hands-on parent, and actually has natural interaction with both Ron and Lon.
Jamie was on shift last night sharing a well-overdue candid snap of Soph and Lonnie - they were coincidentally perfectly coordinated with the āblack and burnt foxā colour scheme sheās announced for the cinema room at Notafarm.
Ad time again today with Spray Wipe Whatever.
The panelling obsessssshun continues outside (we know, we spotted it on the live)
And then yet more alpacasā¦
Itās been two and a half long days since the last thread, which really shows that Soph is scraping the barrel for content and barely posting at all.
Even the huns will be bored now.
The truth is, Soph, the only place youāre well-known is tattle.
Oh, and Nohunās post where she commented and then did a dirty delete.
Oh, and F&F post where they are quietly deleting any comments which address her editing of her body.
If youāre new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Sophās mum.
Weepy Al is Sophās dad.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Jimbobnojobsmallknobcreepyslob.
We know they arenāt llamas, theyāre alpacas.
Ronnie and Lennie doesnāt rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
xxx
I'm shocked but fank yoooooooou. 
