HinchesSousChef
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I think this rabbit speaks for us all
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Babybail93
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Personally I think itās lovely that the mural includes a drawing of Mummmaaazzz from Ronnieās first birthday party
Pollyanna263
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Mrs Hinch #525 While Soph's obsessed with 'tend panels, she needs to change those trackies and use some flannels 
(had to edit it to fit!)
Winning thread suggestion by @Secretbrillopad
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and canāt contain swears
On Saturday morning Sophie demonstrated that she has paid attention and learnt to credit quotes. She still hasnāt learnt to apologise, though.
Photos of the boys and an unnatural interaction with Ron led intoā¦.. ad time! What a surprise.
Who knew that her HunchXTessscchhooo range was magic and could alter your entire body shape?! Iām off to fill my trolley.
Encouraging the woolly wankers into the house again (sorry Jamie, your opinion means nothing to her) and then into Wepettoās workshop for another washstand. Soph was keen to show off Lonnieās diagonal bathroom floor which looks terrible against the panelled walls. Although, with the amount of editing she does, who really knows which lines are straight.
She was very excited about the essential purchases of a bath mat and toilet seat cover for an infant. Just you wait until heās toilet trained Soph, youāll have to be an amazing cleaner if you want that seat cover to stay clean #boymum
Ronās turn for the spotlight, dressed in a chavtastic combo of adidas tracksuit, denim jacket and sideways cap. (No offence to chavs intended)
The mural monstrosity seems finished, with Raymond Alpaca taking centre stage.
Henry no longer looks anything like Henry so itāll be okay when heās dead, it wonāt upset Ron to look at him every single day forevermore.
Sunday morning stroll in the prison exercise yard for Fiddle and Lonnie, while the alpacas got far too close to the pushchair. Well, we assume it was Lonnie, it could have been a seat full of carrots.
Showing off panelling in the cinema room (which is black, like her soul - credit to @Andioooop)
Poorly declared Teschoo ads, then some evening footage of the boys to bookend the bragfest as usual. It was clear that Jamie (for all his faults) is the hands-on parent, and actually has natural interaction with both Ron and Lon.
Jamie was on shift last night sharing a well-overdue candid snap of Soph and Lonnie - they were coincidentally perfectly coordinated with the āblack and burnt foxā colour scheme sheās announced for the cinema room at Notafarm.
Ad time again today with Spray Wipe Whatever.
The panelling obsessssshun continues outside (we know, we spotted it on the live)
And then yet more alpacasā¦
Itās been two and a half long days since the last thread, which really shows that Soph is scraping the barrel for content and barely posting at all.
Even the huns will be bored now.
The truth is, Soph, the only place youāre well-known is tattle.
Oh, and Nohunās post where she commented and then did a dirty delete.
Oh, and F&F post where they are quietly deleting any comments which address her editing of her body.
If youāre new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Sophās mum.
Weepy Al is Sophās dad.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Jimbobnojobsmallknobcreepyslob.
We know they arenāt llamas, theyāre alpacas.
Ronnie and Lennie doesnāt rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
(had to edit it to fit!)
Winning thread suggestion by @Secretbrillopad
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and canāt contain swears
On Saturday morning Sophie demonstrated that she has paid attention and learnt to credit quotes. She still hasnāt learnt to apologise, though.
Photos of the boys and an unnatural interaction with Ron led intoā¦.. ad time! What a surprise.
Who knew that her HunchXTessscchhooo range was magic and could alter your entire body shape?! Iām off to fill my trolley.
Encouraging the woolly wankers into the house again (sorry Jamie, your opinion means nothing to her) and then into Wepettoās workshop for another washstand. Soph was keen to show off Lonnieās diagonal bathroom floor which looks terrible against the panelled walls. Although, with the amount of editing she does, who really knows which lines are straight.
She was very excited about the essential purchases of a bath mat and toilet seat cover for an infant. Just you wait until heās toilet trained Soph, youāll have to be an amazing cleaner if you want that seat cover to stay clean #boymum
Ronās turn for the spotlight, dressed in a chavtastic combo of adidas tracksuit, denim jacket and sideways cap. (No offence to chavs intended)
The mural monstrosity seems finished, with Raymond Alpaca taking centre stage.
Henry no longer looks anything like Henry so itāll be okay when heās dead, it wonāt upset Ron to look at him every single day forevermore.
Sunday morning stroll in the prison exercise yard for Fiddle and Lonnie, while the alpacas got far too close to the pushchair. Well, we assume it was Lonnie, it could have been a seat full of carrots.
Showing off panelling in the cinema room (which is black, like her soul - credit to @Andioooop)
Poorly declared Teschoo ads, then some evening footage of the boys to bookend the bragfest as usual. It was clear that Jamie (for all his faults) is the hands-on parent, and actually has natural interaction with both Ron and Lon.
Jamie was on shift last night sharing a well-overdue candid snap of Soph and Lonnie - they were coincidentally perfectly coordinated with the āblack and burnt foxā colour scheme sheās announced for the cinema room at Notafarm.
Ad time again today with Spray Wipe Whatever.
The panelling obsessssshun continues outside (we know, we spotted it on the live)
And then yet more alpacasā¦
Itās been two and a half long days since the last thread, which really shows that Soph is scraping the barrel for content and barely posting at all.
Even the huns will be bored now.
The truth is, Soph, the only place youāre well-known is tattle.
Oh, and Nohunās post where she commented and then did a dirty delete.
Oh, and F&F post where they are quietly deleting any comments which address her editing of her body.
If youāre new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Sophās mum.
Weepy Al is Sophās dad.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Jimbobnojobsmallknobcreepyslob.
We know they arenāt llamas, theyāre alpacas.
Ronnie and Lennie doesnāt rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
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HinchesSousChef
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I love how it the sky magically stays the same 24 hours apart.
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mingeandbracket
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Ronalonadingdong when he sees the mural of nightmares
thatsnotstrictlytrue
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Fuck me
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Itsyspider
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Exactly like when she explained she ate 2 LARGE jacket potatoes when she was pregnant. Lots of added food quantity details.
I can't believe she has written Hinch farm on her son's bedroom wall!!! Not even Ronnie's farm... The name of her shitty brand on her childs bedroom wall!! The most self absorbed mother ever!
CraziCatLady
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It's raining, it's pouring, Sophas pre records are boring seen-the-light
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Ffs we are going to get a fucking insta perfect unveiling of the room, ronnie will be so overwhelmed and she will be shrieking āeeee laaaavvveees eeetā ronnielaaavvves farms e does. Look Ron eeeeets a faaaaaarrme! Jamie look aaaat im eeee laaaaaves eeet. āEnerys there loook Ronā¦ā¦.I said LOOK RON. YOU LAAAAAVE IT DONT YA.So heās finishedā¦ but heās not allowed to show his own work because sheās planning somethingā¦
Sheās going to drag these prerecords on for the next six months isnāt sheā¦ isnāt she
Oh Christ itās going to be so awful. Calling a bingo. There will be ribbon on the door, the claws will cut it while tending Ronnie is cutting it, she will poke and prod him for reactions oh and possibly cake and balloons. #gifted of course.
Duchessofmanchester
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Did she just click her fingers at her son and then offer him a carrot? She does realise he's not a fucking alpaca??
Helloimnew
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Has she just ā¦.. posted someone elseās quote without crediting them?
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Tootle Pip Wiz
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*trigger*
I very much doubt she'd eaten 2 boxes of Maltesers. She clearly struggles with food and has issues as we have seen many times. 2 boxes would be a few calories too. Remember the Smarties thing when she was admitted to hospital when pregnant with Ronnie? She struggled eating those and lined them all up in a bizarre way. She seems to go in to too much detail when it comes to explaining her eating habits, to try and make it more believable.
I have an ED myself and know the lies and deceit that goes along with it. You try to convince others around you that you have eaten xyz but then also add little details in to the conversation to make it sound like you are eating plenty. Sad but true.
I very much doubt she'd eaten 2 boxes of Maltesers. She clearly struggles with food and has issues as we have seen many times. 2 boxes would be a few calories too. Remember the Smarties thing when she was admitted to hospital when pregnant with Ronnie? She struggled eating those and lined them all up in a bizarre way. She seems to go in to too much detail when it comes to explaining her eating habits, to try and make it more believable.
I have an ED myself and know the lies and deceit that goes along with it. You try to convince others around you that you have eaten xyz but then also add little details in to the conversation to make it sound like you are eating plenty. Sad but true.
chocolatestrawberry
Chatty Member
If sheās not planning on riding into the room on one of the WW then Iām not interestedSo heās finishedā¦ but heās not allowed to show his own work because sheās planning somethingā¦
Sheās going to drag these prerecords on for the next six months isnāt sheā¦ isnāt she
Danielle0120
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Everything is I love them so much. They crack me up. They make me laugh so much. I think she's genuinely very nervous around her own kids (and alpacas) that she giggles out of nervousness and simple cluelessness... She never sits and really lets herself feel her emotions. Nothing about Ronnie and Lennie was funny then, at all, they were just playing.
I hope she gets help
I hope she gets help
Laracroft27
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Why does she think she has a new born baby? 
HinchesSousChef
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Why does it feel like Ronnie and that book was an adā¦..
Dexty2021
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I am really confused why Ronnie is putting stickers of numbers onto the matching number in that book. Heās not 3 yet so surely she should be counting steps upstairs, fish fingers on his plate, how many toes he has but not matching numbers in a book, cos thoses numbers donāt have meaning unless you know what they represent.
is this the Grinch trying to prove something because I have no idea why itās helpful. Wouldnāt a nice 6 piece jigsaw or reading books and recognising things on a walk be more useful? surely Itās more a school age activity than one for a 2 year old
is this the Grinch trying to prove something because I have no idea why itās helpful. Wouldnāt a nice 6 piece jigsaw or reading books and recognising things on a walk be more useful? surely Itās more a school age activity than one for a 2 year old
CraziCatLady
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Allaboard the Hinch Train Express.
Next few stops are: liarsville, cuntsville, ijustlarrrveitguys, narcissistic Town, WW land and end of the line is jimbobnoknobnojob
Next few stops are: liarsville, cuntsville, ijustlarrrveitguys, narcissistic Town, WW land and end of the line is jimbobnoknobnojob