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Mrs Hinch #523 Maybe she's born with it? Maybe she's a filter Queen. (Credit - Mabelline)
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bleeping hell. Hark at Gretel Hinchberg!! As if she honestly thinks she can improve her carbon footprint by washing at a lower temp.
oi Hinch. Why not stop promoting plastic tat from AmazON and stop letting Teschco churn out more of the same in your tend name instead?? While we’re at it stop chucking chemicals around as well.
Hate hate HATE the way she goes on about some of her range being sustainable. Like it cancels out the rest of her environmentally unfriendly behaviour.
Delluded.
oi Hinch. Why not stop promoting plastic tat from AmazON and stop letting Teschco churn out more of the same in your tend name instead?? While we’re at it stop chucking chemicals around as well.
Hate hate HATE the way she goes on about some of her range being sustainable. Like it cancels out the rest of her environmentally unfriendly behaviour.
Delluded.
I’m sorry, I don’t even understand the advert?! 
What was the oil and 6 gloves thing about? What is it trying to say? 
What was the oil and 6 gloves thing about? What is it trying to say? 
I know I might sound cha-ray-zeeee guyzzzz, but I’m not - I’m just a bleeping imbecile! I love itttt!
I’m being environmentally-friendly by wasting half a bottle of oil and a clean dish, which I’m now going to cover in upside-down fairy liquid before putting it in the dishwasher to run for just that item! I know! Who knew?
I’ve also wasted numerous brand new white cotton gloves, but fuuuuck it - least it means none of my Huns will be able to check for dust in my obviously dirty mini-mausoleum or at The Tend Farm!
Hope that helps!
bleep
I’m being environmentally-friendly by wasting half a bottle of oil and a clean dish, which I’m now going to cover in upside-down fairy liquid before putting it in the dishwasher to run for just that item! I know! Who knew?
I’ve also wasted numerous brand new white cotton gloves, but fuuuuck it - least it means none of my Huns will be able to check for dust in my obviously dirty mini-mausoleum or at The Tend Farm!
Hope that helps!
bleep
Imagine that. She’d have to move again cos of privacy reasonsHere's hoping there's a public footpath right in the middle of her land that she isn't aware of
Fucks sake. Tesco in my village has been Hinched. I thought we’d escaped it.
Gretel Hinchberg, saving the world one wash at a time
My local one doesn’t stock hardly any of her stuff. They removed the Hinch labelling to sell off the Christmas trees and they have a few bits of hers again like the new vase that they haven’t labelled as Hinch. Identical to the one I’ve seen on here though!
Ronnie is absolutely flourishing btw. And it’s not because of his mother. Nursery DONE that. Was so sweet seeing him pushing Lon on the swing. Sophie needs to duck of forever too. Still catching up. Been busy at WORK like the rest of us unlike lanky!!
Seeing as we haven’t been treated to a schhink sscchhine and tap wank in a while and I was cleaning the bathroom this afternoon, I decided to record it for you nusties!!
Now, where’s my £24k fee at?
PS. I was channelling my inner Jimbob with the heavy breathing, we all know Sopha isn’t responsible for all the cleaning behind those pink marigolds.
Now, where’s my £24k fee at?
PS. I was channelling my inner Jimbob with the heavy breathing, we all know Sopha isn’t responsible for all the cleaning behind those pink marigolds.
she has an Indiset washer which is owned by hotpoint but that washer is the same as my old one and it was set Indiset and a total heap of tit.
I know you're correct regarding the meaning of negative equity. BUT I still don't think it will ever be worth more than what she paid for it, plus what she's put into it since. Unless the market goes absolutely crazy with millionaires with zero taste, that are in the market for a tend farm covered in alpaca tit
Brilliant and love the cloth sling at the endSeeing as we haven’t been treated to a schhink sscchhine and tap wank in a while and I was cleaning the bathroom this afternoon, I decided to record it for you nusties!!
Now, where’s my £24k fee at?
PS. I was channelling my inner Jimbob with the heavy breathing, we all know Sopha isn’t responsible for all the cleaning behind those pink marigolds.
I stopped using pods for my washing as they leave slime in the drum and my whites were coming out more dirty!
"Eeeee she thinks a lot of herself that one.
Don't know what she sees when she looks in the mirror.
Can be sure it's different to what the rest of us see.
But there's nowt so queer as folk"
Credit ~ My Nan, Mavis (88)
Don't know what she sees when she looks in the mirror.
Can be sure it's different to what the rest of us see.
But there's nowt so queer as folk"
Credit ~ My Nan, Mavis (88)
Gretel Hinchberg
. Brilliant! She's about as environmentally friendly as bloody Meghan and Harry, forever preaching about climate change but using private jets all the time! Never known anyone buy so much utter tat and plastic crap then chuck it after 5 minutes. Stupid cow.
It'll still sell for less than she paid though
?In my mind that's negative equity?You say tomato and I'll say toomato, a loss is a loss
The thumb at the endSeeing as we haven’t been treated to a schhink sscchhine and tap wank in a while and I was cleaning the bathroom this afternoon, I decided to record it for you nusties!!
Now, where’s my £24k fee at?
PS. I was channelling my inner Jimbob with the heavy breathing, we all know Sopha isn’t responsible for all the cleaning behind those pink marigolds.
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