Mrs Hinch #522 She’s a liar, a fake, greedy and a snake
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Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears
A reflection on the lack of content from everyone’s favourite ‘tend cleaner, we made a thread last an entire weekend. Maybe Sopha negotiated a flexible working agreement after mat leave and she only has to work 2 hours a week?
On Saturday morning Soph warmed our nusty hearts by saying they were taking the boys swimming. Of course, this didn’t happen and we were treated instead to some #ad content with the worst voiceover ever. Don’t give up the day j… Oh. Never mind.
We do understand the attraction to Jamie now though woo hoo ooo
An afternoon trip to Llama Lodge (not a farm) where Henry took himself for a walk - and who can blame him, that’s the most exercise he’s had in years.
More dust for the lucky llamas, which got me thinking about when she last provided Ronnie with some sensory enrichment? Oh yes, I remember, never.
Sunday was a day off (didn’t think to let the huns know Soph? Bet they were worried about you
) then Monday began with some distasteful brags (and undeclared ads?) about chandeliers & four-poster beds and… you guessed it… the woolly wankers!
Please Sophie, stop putting Ronnie at risk by sending him alone to run in front of livestock.
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Jimbobnojobsmallknobcreepyslob.
We know they aren’t llamas, they’re alpacas.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The secret garden is not a secret.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Winning thread suggestion by @Cleaningnothinching
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears
A reflection on the lack of content from everyone’s favourite ‘tend cleaner, we made a thread last an entire weekend. Maybe Sopha negotiated a flexible working agreement after mat leave and she only has to work 2 hours a week?
On Saturday morning Soph warmed our nusty hearts by saying they were taking the boys swimming. Of course, this didn’t happen and we were treated instead to some #ad content with the worst voiceover ever. Don’t give up the day j… Oh. Never mind.
We do understand the attraction to Jamie now though woo hoo ooo
An afternoon trip to Llama Lodge (not a farm) where Henry took himself for a walk - and who can blame him, that’s the most exercise he’s had in years.
More dust for the lucky llamas, which got me thinking about when she last provided Ronnie with some sensory enrichment? Oh yes, I remember, never.
Sunday was a day off (didn’t think to let the huns know Soph? Bet they were worried about you
) then Monday began with some distasteful brags (and undeclared ads?) about chandeliers & four-poster beds and… you guessed it… the woolly wankers! Please Sophie, stop putting Ronnie at risk by sending him alone to run in front of livestock.
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Jimbobnojobsmallknobcreepyslob.
We know they aren’t llamas, they’re alpacas.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The secret garden is not a secret.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Be our guest, Be our guest,
) and a bump up to well-know member! What a dayyyyy. Hope everyone here’s getting through the day okay despite a lack of nutty llamas and tacky chandeliers… much love, coke and crunky schnacks xxx
xx 
I bet Fiddle’s an expert at pole dancing 
