Mrs Hinch #521 Me myself dad and I, all I do is lie lie lie

[MistyWindows]

Alpacas become sexually mature at 18months and that’s when Roy will start to rage. Castration can help but every single thing I’ve read about alpacas and especially the male berserk syndrome says the biggest way to prevent it is to not treat them like pets and do not over socialise them.

Thing is, she’s a narcissist who isn’t used to being told ‘no’.
She doesn’t think that any of that applies to her Snow White fantasy land, it’s just mere mortals that make mistakes with animals.
Just like when professionals called her out on her dangerous cleaning ‘hacks’ and she didn’t give two tosses, she’s never going to address this and if something goes wrong it will be someone else’s fault.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Although she seems to have given the llamas the run of almost the whole garden I don't think that can be the case. I thought the house had 1.7 acres of land, we've seen the part they're running in and their shed, and the secret garden, there must be more land, maybe that's where they'll sit out and the children play out etc. A house that size must already surely have a large patio or sitting area and we've seen nothing like that yet, only the small bit near the door.

I think the entire plot is 1.7 acres, including the house which is in the middle.

There’s the front garden and driveway, which goes to the right of the house and up to where the alpaca paddock is.
Then round the back of the house is the grassy area next to the paddock, and where the ‘tree house’ is. The patio is beween that and the back of the house.
Then the ‘secret garden’ is to the left as you face the front of the house.

 

[Brummiebird]

She’s an overgrown toddler playing dolls house with her every day life.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I'm watching my gas bills and the cost at the pump rise, the cost of food rise and the biggest humanitarian crisis we've faced since the second world war. Families being torn apart and people losing their lives an homes through no fault of their own. But yeah, sure, watching your totally untrained, accident waiting to happen, bought on a whim Llama's has made me smile. duck sake she really thinks she's doing people a favour in the middle of a global crisis with a photo of her Llamas totally stepping over boundaries. Do you know what made me smile today? My toddler waking up, wrapping his little arms around my neck and telling me "I love you mummy".

I wonder if the Ukrainians know that they are “exactly where they are meant to be” or whatever tripe she ripped off as her own quote not so long ago…

 

[Crispmonster]

Also, poor Henry must seriously be locked inside for 23.5 hours a day so that the alpacas can have run of the farm. I don’t have the sharpest eye so I could be wrong, but as far as I can tell she is (sensibly) not letting them out at the same time.

Yes, protects her mutt but not her son

 

[MrsB18]

Not been here for a while but just wanted to say how much I dislike her bedroom light and the 4 poster bed to be. She thinks she is creating a medieval castle vibe isn't she! Next thing you know she will be having a drawbridge to go to the stupid alpaca hut! Also who paints their walls in mushroom colour... Because everyone always says oh I love a colour of a mushroom!

 

[Danielle0120]

"the paint looks a grey mushroom but also an oat, it just depends what filter I use" is what you should of said

It's unreal how much she's changed her style. I muchhhhhh prefer this style but her sheep must be rinsing the loan company, poor cunts

 

[Ditzymama28]

Sorry but having a small child, especially one that has ‘invisible speech’ in a GARDEN-not-a-field running near him, is not a wise parenting decision. As a mum I’d be right next to my child, yet here she is filming it and cackling her head off! That woman is a huge waste of space!

Has she had all the natural animal instincts zapped out of those 3 ANIMALS???!!
Anyone would think she's so fed up with not being in the tabloids that she deliberately endangering her little boy to make a sensational story
Doesn't give 2 shits about Ronnie's safety

 

[Crispmonster]

Thread suggestion
"If I'm honest, I don't have the words". We know Zoph, just pinch someone else's hunnz.

Touché

 

[help me im addicted now]

Ugh, she writes about everything feeling “so upside down right now..” yet then next slide is LOOK AT ME DECORATING AND RENOVATING MY MILLION POUND HOUSE. Talk about rubbing it in peoples faces.
Stuck up, single minded, narcissistic, unrelatable to almost every “regular Joe” in this country and Ukraine!!
shut up Soppy Soph and stop posting tit like this,have a quick look on ANY news channel- it’s hell. You are so not reading the room “world”

 

[Sure. name changed]

So this morning she could barely cope we the war breaking out and not knowing what to say. This afternoon we’re looking at her DOGS bedroom. I know we’ve got to get on with life but she can’t think that’s appropriate?

 

[Foggy]

She is showing the bedroom panelled and painted but I thought she was knocking through the window putting french doors to a balcony?

 

[instacharlie]

So now the kitchen door stays open for the alpacas?
Does that mean fat Henry is now also shut out of the kitchen? Or is he just left at Greyskull more than we realise, because there is nowhere for him to go at the not a farm?

I still cannot believe with everything they're doing in the house that those sodding alpacas are the only thing she's got to post about. She's missing out so much stuff that she could be posting about.

 

[AllieBee]

Sophie. No, your stories didn't make smile. Yes, your stories just confirmed what I already knew, you're a bleeping idiot.

 

[woopdeewoop]

The way she says Mushhhhhroom, or dooohvay… drives me mad !

 

[zeatrix83]

My heart jumped when I saw the video of Ronnie walking near the alpacas and that brown one looking at him. Why is she letting them near her children without a fence of barrier between them?! They are so big and strong compared to little Ronnie, one knock from them and he could have a nasty injury. Don't even get me started on that damn photo of the door open, the alpaca standing in with Lennie right infront of him! She's too busy taking a photo that if that animal went for Lennie or made a run inside the house she wouldn't be able to stop it. She's an absolute idiot!!

I have a fear of swans now because I was always chased by them when we went to the local country park when I was a kid. I remember one time my dad chasing them away from me then flinging me over his shoulder as he made a run for it because they started chasing him. I even got bit by one and it was painful! I am 38 now and if I see a swan near me I am gone!

 

[Danielle0120]

"Henrys room" bought a light for a dogs and guest bleeping bedroom that cost £140 each. For no reason. Normal behaviour really

She needs help, and needs someone to help with her spending issues. She's never happy unless she's spending money unnecessarily, it's sad.

 

[horseybox1982]

Oh look let’s post some videos of the decorating to deflect from the fact that I am bleep of a mother. She deflects almost as much as that other bleep Boris Johnson.

That pint colour looks almost mushy pea green to me. Must be the filter. The panelling is tacky AF and about 3 years too late to the trend. That light looks like it’s been robbed from a Bier Keller or one of those Viking night places you go to when abroad where you get fed a meal and drink pints out of tankards and all sit together I’m really long tables.

 

[Youokayhun23]

I'm sorry but should the garden not be free run for Ronnie and Lennie , not covered in Alpaca tit?

It makes me sad that despite all her money and all the land she has those children will have no outdoor space of their own!

Directly outside the kitchen is a perfect safe area to have the kids toys etc and let them run about free.. .but no that's been given up to the bloody favourite fluffy fuckers!

This is bang on, surely this move was to give her children, XL chicken strip included, more freedom, not less freedom??!!!

These ugly fluffy wankers literally just make her have less time for the people who should be her priority. She's such a thick bleep it actually hurts my head!!

 

[Pollyanna263]

Brace yourselves for the innuendo from Jimbobnojobsmallknobnosejob when they get their 4 poster