Mrs Hinch #521 Me myself dad and I, all I do is lie lie lie

[springheeledyeti]

Alpacas are generally docile but new owners need to be assertive in handling them.

"People think they are cuddly pets but if you get too cuddly – especially with males, but also with females – when they’re young, they could imprint on you – treat you like one of their herd – and become very dangerous by displaying dominant behaviour known as berserk male syndrome,” said Billy.

From an expert

bleeping Royoioi is well on his way to this

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

Thick bleep.
Honestly, that’s about all I have to say really

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I really despise those beast cunts

That garden would’ve been wonderful for the little boys to grow up in and she’s ruined it for them. She’s an hole.

 

[Xstarx]

I bet she wouldn't say if one of her kids did get hurt by one of the alpacas we just wouldn't see them anymore and then she'd make up and elaborate story of why they have gone now.

Wonder what she'd do with them on his mural in his room then! He'd be traumatised looking at them everyday

 

[Eyesopened]

Poor Ronnie can’t get away from them outside or indoors plus has to have them watch him sleep

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

‘I hope my stories can bring a few smiles’ whilst we watch you in your million pound house and worry about rising fuel costs.

Ok.

I'm watching my gas bills and the cost at the pump rise, the cost of food rise and the biggest humanitarian crisis we've faced since the second world war. Families being torn apart and people losing their lives an homes through no fault of their own. But yeah, sure, watching your totally untrained, accident waiting to happen, bought on a whim Llama's has made me smile. duck sake she really thinks she's doing people a favour in the middle of a global crisis with a photo of her Llamas totally stepping over boundaries. Do you know what made me smile today? My toddler waking up, wrapping his little arms around my neck and telling me "I love you mummy".

 

[Mrs Pomadour]

I wish she would Piss Off and no your stories don’t make me smile, people are going through really bad times, but as long as everything is going your way, it’s all good for you Mrs No Fucks Giving

 

[MistyWindows]

I remember when I was little we all went to an open farm/petting zoo place, my older brother was meant to be watching me and I ended up getting chased by these rabid bleeping chickens pecked the feck out my legs and scared the hell out of me, my brother was just stood there laughing and my mum gave him such a telling off about it, never seen her so angry! And she was far from being a helicopter parent.
How can you laugh at your kid because they’re (rightfully) scared, she’s thick as the Woolly Wanker’s tit.

 

[Erica24]

Hi Soph, no you haven't made me smile this morning, in fact I have just raised a safeguarding referral to Essex Social Services against you for child endangerment. Have a good day.

 

[Upthisweek]

I was having a look at the patent clauses for Hinch over the weekend (I was bored at work!!) and she has added Interior Design and advice to her list of things Hinch can be used for. Is she attempting to start an Interior Design business too?

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

I remember when I was little we all went to an open farm/petting zoo place, my older brother was meant to be watching me and I ended up getting chased by these rabid bleeping chickens pecked the feck out my legs and scared the hell out of me, my brother was just stood there laughing and my mum gave him such a telling off about it, never seen her so angry! And she was far from being a helicopter parent.
How can you laugh at your kid because they’re (rightfully) scared, she’s thick as the Woolly Wanker’s tit.

It's not fair to Ronnie and Lonnie to have to live in their own homes and be afraid of those bastards. And seems like they won't even be able to hide inside from them because she's obviously trying to lure them in. They'll be gone soon. Either with some kind of sob story or they'll just vanish, never to be spoken about again.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Is berserk male syndrome what Jamie short for James has too

 

[Homebird44]

I don't understand why you would deliberately put your child at risk. I'm not an over worrier, my children are in their 20s and recommendations have changed so much, but she is unreal. So desperate for content and her thick as tit huns are probably loving it.

 

[Ijustdontbelieveit]

Although she seems to have given the llamas the run of almost the whole garden I don't think that can be the case. I thought the house had 1.7 acres of land, we've seen the part they're running in and their shed, and the secret garden, there must be more land, maybe that's where they'll sit out and the children play out etc. A house that size must already surely have a large patio or sitting area and we've seen nothing like that yet, only the small bit near the door.

 

[Somersetvibes]

Hmmmm.

People being maimed and killed
Worry about my children and their future.
Worry about my income
Diesel is now at £1.58
Gas/leccy going cray
Food prices are astronomical

You and you frankly bragging stories DO NOT make me smile.

Hinch - rehome those alpacas, BEFORE Ronnie or Lennie or Henry get seriously hurt or worse!

Now - instead of your self absorbed and smug content. How about you actually DO SOMETHING useful with your money and platform?

Go and do some volunteering, go help raise money for Ukraine, gift some items to struggling families, go walk dogs for the Cinnamon Trust, go work in a hospice shop, go and help out at the food bank, go highlight the danger that women across the globe struggle against, start a campaign to reduce plastic waste.

ANYTHING would be better than the current NONSENSE that you share.

 

[IfImHonesht]

Her maniacal fake laughter both does my head in and makes me want to google mental asylums in maldon.

Stop fake laughing at everything. Nobody laughs constantly at things they "just lahv". That's what somebody who's pretending to be a normal person does.

Inner workings of sofloras brain seem to be:

"People who love their kids always say they love them all the time so i will say aw i just lahv em and focus on their foots and little mansss"

"People who are happy in life laugh because laughing is happy, so i will laugh at all the things to prove i'm happy"

 

[NoseyRosie24]

“Leaving Ronnie with the alpacas fills us with fear Probably why Hinch didn’t win mum of the year.”

credit: @myself

 

[PryingPenny]

I was having a look at the patent clauses for Hinch over the weekend (I was bored at work!!) and she has added Interior Design and advice to her list of things Hinch can be used for. Is she attempting to start an Interior Design business too?

Wallpaper or greeeeyyyyy paint collection in the Range or similar maybe?

 

[Dexy]

Alpacas become sexually mature at 18months and that’s when Roy will start to rage. Castration can help but every single thing I’ve read about alpacas and especially the male berserk syndrome says the biggest way to prevent it is to not treat them like pets and do not over socialise them.


This was taken from a website.

What Is It?
Often referred to as Berserk Male Syndrome, and more recently referred to as Aberrant Behavior Syndrome (ABS), this is aggressive, un-mannerly behavior, and possibly will lead to extremely dangerous behavior in llamas and alpacas. Symptoms seen in a young animal may be jumping or rearing up, pushing against you, pulling on your clothes, getting in your face, being overly friendly and following you around trying to be very close to you, orgleing, or flipping their tail up over their back and dropping into a U-neck position when around people. This type of behavior, although it seems very innocent and perhaps cute when the animal is very young, becomes extremely dangerous as the animal matures - especially as he develops into breeding age and becomes territorial. There are many, many stories of owners suddenly finding their animals wildly charging at them from behind or rearing up at them screaming, spitting, and biting. It may happen with no warning whatsoever. Just one day as you're routinely bent over filling the water bucket, the animal comes charging from behind and smashes you to the ground. From there he may continue to stomp, bite, and scream viciously. Definitely scary, you'll consider yourself very lucky if you have no injuries.

Absolutely terrifying!!

 

[NoseyRosie24]

Omg I was really worried for Ron in that story, it really looked like they were going to chase him. Why is she putting her child at risk? She is a moron, they are not pets. What will it take for her to stop this tit?

I honestly believe she does it to prove a point. She thinks she knows best and wants to prove to us/show us that Ronnie is perfectly fine with the alpacas thank you. Sadly I don’t think she will stop until someone gets hurt