Mrs Hinch #516

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So another day off whilst Jamie has a bounce with Ronnie at the trampoline park and Soph sits in the cafe section with her sunglasses on and her head buried in her phone and Ma barker sits with Lonnie.

all this soft play - trampoline park mentioning. She’s definitely going to do some sort of soft play at home. Which is totally fine but it’s the way she drips It all.
 
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I am weak at Hinch’s dig this morning. She has real daffodils so stick your fake ones up your bum stace lol
 
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Interesting stats below, look at that huge drop in engagement! The 2 big hitters on the media posts were when she had the pic of R&L on the bench with the keys to tend farm, and the day she revealed the woolly wankers.

Her engagement rate is 7% - not sure how good or bad that is to be honest! But her projected growth (~925 followers daily) wont see her hit 5m for another 2 years (assuming her instafame lasts that long!)

You know she is running for the credit card when she sees this!



 
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Scratching his arse and wanking is too much effort, Fiddles does it for him
 
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Those outfits . What on earth has she got them dressed in today? Why does everything have to have their Fucking name on? It makes no sense? It’s tacky AF as well. She wants to be Sam and Billie Faires doesn’t she?

Poor kids, don’t deserve those cunts as parents.

Nail on head

He’s the mastermind behind all things hinch, he’s fully riding the gravy train along with her mother. As soon as Hinch gave birth he was suddenly on a sabbatical from work, almost that’s 3yrs ago now. It’s an easy life for him. I’d suspect he isn’t on a career break or sabbatical or what ever bullshit they call it, I reckon he was fired from his job which is why the bragging and ads is getting ridiculously aggressive.

He isn’t a man, he’s pathetic, spineless, Soph’s enabler and a cunt. The only good point is that he seems to have a better relationship with Ron than she does.
 
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I really hope Ronnie does like his mural as it’s going to be on his wall for a very long time regardless of his interests! Obviously Hinch doesn’t care about the time and money spent on it but now that it’s going to have Audrey and the 3 WWs on it, he’ll never be allowed anything different.
 
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More personalized clothing off to the ragbag in a few months when they have grown out of them and can't be passed on to charity!
 
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Interesting that she named where they are going for a family day out today (as well as the full names outfits for the boys) almost like she wants people to meet her…
 
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I’d like to know when he actually gets to run around the GARDEN at Mushroom Manor, cos the Alpaca3 seem to be in 90% of the time. Surely it can’t be safe for Henry to be out there at the same time? Also does that mean she’s going to restrict Ronnie and Lonnie to the Secret ‘Pub’ garden round the side?
 
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Bingo for you....looks like she stayed at the other house in weeping Al's woodshed
 
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I know it was mentioned before but curious if the different coloured counters on the whiteboard list have any relevance?
Oh look her Facebook marketplace church pew has made a reappearance. Complete with the tiles from the boot room on the floor of the cubby holes. I wonder if it was meant to go in the boot room and she swapped it out at the last minute
 
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Those hideous outfits

let your kids have their own interests you walloper…just because you like snogging alpacas Hinch
 
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