Mrs Hinch #512 Inch gives Sopha his sausage for tea, in 9 months time along comes baby number three.

[Wize Owl]

It's my mum's birthday on Friday so ordered her a card online and as I was checking out it gave a load of gift suggestions - this was one of them ffs!
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Oh my days, I can imagine Sopha having tat like that added to her Teschooo range

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

I actually see Onslow being the sort of person doing this in public rather than holding hands.

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

I have the same birthday as Hinch ffs same age too.

But do you look a decade older and have a life built on selling your soul and deceiving people? Have a happy birthday, you nusty hen. It’s YOUR day! (not Hinch brand flowers)

 

[Wize Owl]

I actually see Onslow being the sort of person doing this in public rather than holding hands.


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I’ve just been a bit sick in my mouth That is absolutely VILE and yes, I can just imagine Inch being the type to do that

 

[grannyof2]

Tomorrow

I can only imagine the vomit inducing posts that she’ll make inch post on Instagram to the most beautiful wife, the kindest most loving and fantastic mother that has ever walked the earth,, oh and don’t forget how proud he is of her when he sees all her products that she “designed” in tesshhco which means he can be an idle lazy bastard and live off what she earns, then of course we will get the wedding album again and the tend sleeping on the sofa whilst snogging Henry pics, I think il be too busy to look tomorrow, I’m not long recovered from a tummy bug and I don’t think my stomach could take it

 

[IfImHonesht]

Bingos for tomorrow’s birthday fest:
- Ronnie bringing cards and presents to the sofa
- cake at the dining table but no view of the playhouse
-in the car driving filtered to duck photo
-Inch reposting gushy messages from mad hinchers
-Inch posting a series of photos of her tend sleeping.
-an awkward video of them somewhere expensive dressed in tracksuits
-a tacky cheap present from inch and the boys that you know isn’t her REAL present.
-something from the cling on
-Stacey does her own montage that actually exposes some unseen unfiltered images
-she blows out her own candles and doesn’t let her children help
-fan photo of her folded in half

what have I missed guys?

She just laaaahhvvvs it

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

I didn’t want to say it in case people thought I neglected my dog but mine is exactly the same…. He also doesn’t do wind, drizzle or sleet but likes snow. We have to carry him out for his morning wee and then he hides under the bed so you can’t put his lead on.

Guys don’t feel guilty about our “fair weather dogs” we have a frenchie and if it’s raining he’s up out of bed and in and out the garden in record time, does he want to go for a walk? Does he duck!!!!! If he don’t wanna go he ain’t going. Which is fine, we’ll take him later. Difference with Henry is that he never seems to be allowed to behave like a dog. Also different breeds need different amounts of exercise, my gorgeous little spud wouldn’t cope with 2 long walks a day, but it’s his breed

 

[katetotheparty86]

I'm not doubting it, but why does everyone else think inch literally has an inch long dick? Has someone seen it or?

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

I'm not doubting it, but why does everyone else think inch literally has an inch long dick? Has someone seen it or?

No, no one has seen it

3 reasons…

1) When he was on FashFC and dressed up as Janine, the “tuck” was effortless and smooth.

2) There was a rather telling photo of him in grey sweat shorts. Please don’t make me look for that image. Once in a lifetime is enough.

3) He’s always going on about sausages and oi oi savaloy innuendo, so we think it’s a case of “the lady doth protest too much.”

HTH

 

[Feathers33]

I just checked in and saw she’s changed her nails praise the lord!!
I don’t think I ever want to see a burgundy nail again lmao

 

[IfImHonesht]

It's my mum's birthday on Friday so ordered her a card online and as I was checking out it gave a load of gift suggestions - this was one of them ffs!
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I just checked in and saw she’s changed her nails praise the lord!!
I don’t think I ever want to see a burgundy nail again lmao

Twice in a week! There was a 3 nail black 2 nail white combo for like a day and a half

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

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Twice in a week! There was a 3 nail black 2 nail white combo for like a day and a half

£16.99 - barrg! She'll have several ... sooo cutttte

 

[DisgruntledPelicans]

She's going to see the Lion King isn't she!? She's going to play songs from the Lion King isn't she? That's why she keeps playing the songs when showing the Alpacas and Henners.

 

[grannyof2]

I actually see Onslow being the sort of person doing this in public rather than holding hands.


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Definitely you know he’s the type that would do that to her whilst also eye goggling any attractive female in sight

 

[elena44]

But do you look a decade older and have a life built on selling your soul and deceiving people? Have a happy birthday, you nusty hen. It’s YOUR day! (not Hinch brand flowers)

Thank you! I do not! People regularly still think I’m 21 no botox either

 

[BigGobNoKnob]

I love Dilly. Her account is great for reminding people about influencers not actually buying what they promote and she often posts about needing minimal cleaning products.

I follow her too and she does constantly remind about that but she does seem to have really upped the advertising loads of very expensive things!

 

[Tui]

I disagree with your pure laziness comment. My son is very fussy and trust me its not lack of trying. The stress and tears I've been through to get him to eat what the rest of my family are eating. I highly dislike hinch but at least she's giving them (and they're eating) plenty of veg (that we see)

Thank you for saying this. My 10 month old eats like a tiny bird no matter what I give him it gets nibbled/ignored/swept onto the floor. But I guess I’ve fucked him up for life guys! ATB

 

[katfromthesticks]

Bingos for tomorrow’s birthday fest:
- Ronnie bringing cards and presents to the sofa
- cake at the dining table but no view of the playhouse
-in the car driving filtered to duck photo
-Inch reposting gushy messages from mad hinchers
-Inch posting a series of photos of her tend sleeping.
-an awkward video of them somewhere expensive dressed in tracksuits
-a tacky cheap present from inch and the boys that you know isn’t her REAL present.
-something from the cling on
-Stacey does her own montage that actually exposes some unseen unfiltered images
-she blows out her own candles and doesn’t let her children help
-fan photo of her folded in half

what have I missed guys?

A hand written note handed to her by a Hincher thanking her for existing!

 

[Blondesx40x]

ATV Hinch

 

[Pollyanna263]

No, no one has seen it

3 reasons…

1) When he was on FashFC and dressed up as Janine, the “tuck” was effortless and smooth.

2) There was a rather telling photo of him in grey sweat shorts. Please don’t make me look for that image. Once in a lifetime is enough.

3) He’s always going on about sausages and oi oi savaloy innuendo, so we think it’s a case of “the lady doth protest too much.”

HTH

And he’s proud of his wood