The boat being her flapping mingeMy Owlets are all different and my own siblings are all differentI hate the way she’s described it as coming from the same “Boat”
Oh my days she comes out with complete and utter shite.
Mrs Hinch #512 Inch gives Sopha his sausage for tea, in 9 months time along comes baby number three.
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Are all the crap attempts at meals and begging for recipes to try, a way of her asking for a hello fresh sponsorship?
Urrgh ... the sickly 'staged' photo of faux laaarve hand holding, chavvy thumb rings & making sure the freshly manicured nails are on show guyyysch! Almost looks like it's part of a photo shoot? 
"Me me me ... I'm 32 dontchaknow, humble, mature and full of wisdom - chapter bleeping 32 here we come!"
What a load of cock & bull!
Feartaah tomorra and a hotel booked by Inch for a bit of "haaaarz ya farrrfer"hide the birrrday cocktail sausage ? 
We just know it's going to be another "I'm soooo blesssssed" vomfest and gushing over messages from her sheep saying how much she laaaarves 'em all!
"Me me me ... I'm 32 dontchaknow, humble, mature and full of wisdom - chapter bleeping 32 here we come!"
What a load of cock & bull!
Feartaah tomorra and a hotel booked by Inch for a bit of "haaaarz ya farrrfer"
We just know it's going to be another "I'm soooo blesssssed" vomfest and gushing over messages from her sheep saying how much she laaaarves 'em all!
It was called x farm, not sure I’m allowed to put the full name on here, whereas hers is x lodge
She's defo 42 tomorrow, not 32
I was about to comment the photoshoot... wedding vows renewed already?Urrgh ... the sickly 'staged' photo of faux laaarve hand holding, chavvy thumb rings & making sure the freshly manicured nails are on show guyyysch! Almost looks like it's part of a photo shoot?
"Me me me ... I'm 32 dontchaknow, humble, mature and full of wisdom - chapter bleeping 32 here we come!"
What a load of cock & bull!
Feartaah tomorra and a hotel booked by Inch for a bit of "haaaarz ya farrrfer"hide the birrrday cocktail sausage?
We just know it's going to be another "I'm soooo blesssssed" vomfest and gushing over messages from her sheep saying how much she laaaarves 'em all!
There’s no need to remind the huns of your birthday. They probably have it tattooed upside down on their wrist as a tribute.
The alpacas doing some birthday pronce which she think was for her but really it's them starting to show who's boss
Squeeze your vag, push him back up!Ahhh duck...!!! I have hospital tomorrow for a sweep and been told ill be induced before Sunday. I've started having mild contractions this evening. Please please little man, stay in there until bloody Thursday.you don't wanna share a birthday with the wicked witch of maldon village
Good luck xxx
She’ll probably just copy everyone’s ideas and recipes and try to pass them off as her own in a “Weaning With Mrs Hinch” book.
I thought she was holding her own handThere’s something not right about that hand hold and I can’t quite put my finger on it
Is there nothing she doesn’t taint? her tend cooking this disgusting dry crap using the food processor triggers me that much I can barely look at mine anymore for fear it’ll bring the flashbacks of banana porridge sand or cucumber burger, also HOW is it possible to make something that’s made up of 90% water look THAT dry!!!! So now I hate thumbs, necks, laughter, the colour grey, alpacas and food processors - Zophlora for the love of god please stop making videos - I’m fankoooo 
Maybe when jus-rol have finished recalling their products from her sheep
I literally snorted laughing at “haaaarz ya farrrfer”Urrgh ... the sickly 'staged' photo of faux laaarve hand holding, chavvy thumb rings & making sure the freshly manicured nails are on show guyyysch! Almost looks like it's part of a photo shoot?
"Me me me ... I'm 32 dontchaknow, humble, mature and full of wisdom - chapter bleeping 32 here we come!"
What a load of cock & bull!
Feartaah tomorra and a hotel booked by Inch for a bit of "haaaarz ya farrrfer"hide the birrrday cocktail sausage?
We just know it's going to be another "I'm soooo blesssssed" vomfest and gushing over messages from her sheep saying how much she laaaarves 'em all!
It's my mum's birthday on Friday so ordered her a card online and as I was checking out it gave a load of gift suggestions - this was one of them ffs! 
32? More like a 3 year old the way she tantrums and acts when people aren't blowing smoke up her arse crack.
You can just imagine that sleazeball saying that though wink wink oii oii!I literally snorted laughing at “haaaarz ya farrrfer”
I also really hate sausages now tooIs there nothing she doesn’t taint? her tend cooking this disgusting dry crap using the food processor triggers me that much I can barely look at mine anymore for fear it’ll bring the flashbacks of banana porridge sand or cucumber burger, also HOW is it possible to make something that’s made up of 90% water look THAT dry!!!! So now I hate thumbs, necks, laughter, the colour grey, alpacas and food processors - Zophlora for the love of god please stop making videos - I’m fankoooo
I can imagine it and did as I read it in his creepy, dirty old man wearing an anorak and nothing else voiceYou can just imagine that sleazeball saying that though wink wink oii oii!
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