Mrs Hinch #512 Inch gives Sopha his sausage for tea, in 9 months time along comes baby number three.

[Missymoo92]

The expression on Inch's face... "heyyy look wot I made innnit!"

He gives me the right creeps
I always think he reminds me of stereotypical white van man who beeps at women and shouts "oright luv??!!" (I know they're not all like that but I've come across an alarmingly large amount of men in vans who cat call/make sexual comments when just out for a run )
He just gives me those kind of vibes.
Anyway as you were

 

[horseybox1982]

I imagine she may have hired a reader, to read out all his messages to him, while he lies back on his single bed, being feed peeled grapes

Do you honestly think that dog would hold his own iPad!!

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Hey, have you been spying on my dog?

 

[BoringUser]

I had just gone back to work after mat leave when our building work started. I had PND and it was honestly the most stressful time in my life. Close to a breakdown and Mr Yummy also having anxiety attacks due to the stress how lovely it would have been to have been able to stay in our other 4 bed house and have childcare on tap whilst the newborns bathroom was fitted.

This is exactly why she shouldn't rub the 2 houses in peoples faces. Hope you are doing OK now xx. I honestly have been so miserable at times as people don't turn up when booked etc, working full time from home ( was busier than I'd ever been as I was having to juggle the guys I manage custk ers and mine because we didn't have facilities around lockdown); 2 kids home schooling. But poor hinch is so delusional that she thinks she's keeping it real sharing the reno- mostly all being done by workmen & weepy Al. While she points at tat her dad has let her hand tools to him for as their joint effort!!
Then shows greyskull to show she's still got her house she loved so much. If we could all afford to keep 2 houses on that would be the easier way to reno. Ugh I feel mad for you , me and everyone.
I've just started following renovatingthepines. They've bought a 5 bed house which is a complete reno and admitted they couldn't afford to rent and reno. They moved in last week and had no electricity or heating at first.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Ok then noodle
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Fucking hell fire. She must have 34567345 different faces.

 

[RogueRey]

I don’t generally dress up to go to the theatre (unless I’m with my mother!) but I would not go to dinner in a nice hotel in trainers. In fact, a lot of nice restaurants wouldn’t even let you in in trainers and seeing as her idea of a decent meal is spaghetti hoops in a jug I’m calling bullshit on the whole “going out for dinner” scenario. They’ve driven to London, checked in the hotel and then sat in the room reading Tattle watching telly until it was time to go to the theatre.

Did she say they were going to dinner ? That's a joke right. Mugshots for her and room service for him. Agree sitting in the room doing fuck all is the plan.

 

[woopdeewoop]

Very true! Apparently she’s one of those ‘influencers’ who frequents the Middle East so rich men can on her for ££
At least our Soph hasn’t resorted to that… yet…

Maybe she’s will be around to clean the mess after? Bit of pine and zoflora … and voila tap to tidy

 

[easily led idiot]

According to Google maps she’s right next to a car dealer? Looks like a farm though with the building but no farm machinery or animals

It was called x farm, not sure I’m allowed to put the full name on here, whereas hers is x lodge

 

[Gardengirl]

It's OK Hinch, Premier Inn won't care about your scraggy hair and chavvy clothes

 

[Wize Owl]

It's my mum's birthday on Friday so ordered her a card online and as I was checking out it gave a load of gift suggestions - this was one of them ffs!
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Oh my days, I can imagine Sopha having tat like that added to her Teschooo range

 

[Twixie]

Sorry if this has already been said but why in gods name would anybody want a present wrapped in paper he’s been sat on in that saggy nappy!?

 

[LivingMyVestLife]

Did she say they were going to dinner ? That's a joke right. Mugshots for her and room service for him. Agree sitting in the room doing fuck all is the plan.

Which would be totally acceptable if doing fuck all wasn't their default state on the daily

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Hahahahaahahahaha spot on

“Oi oi look what my tiny inch made lads oi oi might be the size of a strawberry seed but I can fire out good swimmers Innit”


Your on fire today I’m dead

Size of a Strawberry SEED!!!
Laughing my head off!
Going to save that Hinch test card it will probably get used regularly seeing as she's so fucking boring!

 

[glittermicky]

On the bathroom story yesterday (which she stated she filmed earlier that day - liar) she had dark nails. They were at fauxfarm all day then at greyskull for sossssssiiigggge surprise, then back at the alpacas shit shed this morning, dressed the boys in named outfits incase she forgets who is who (I doubt that like cos of Lonnie the fave) and now cleaning her toaster with chemicals in new nails.....when did you get time Sopha dearest? I have a toddler and barely have time to shit in peace

Pretty sure that pic of Ron & Lon was taken at Fiddle’s too? Clearly stopped there for an quick cuppa too!- chinny reckon

 

[xxexposethemallxx]

Why is she fucking moaning that she’s somewhere seriously posh and only packed jumpers? Fuck off you poodle cunt

Brilliant

 

[Libbub]

Her mate SS hasn't wished her a Happy Birthday yet. Such good mates they are. Not!!

 

[IrishCatlady]

He's probably written it in one of their 'fields'. In alpaca shit If it wasn't so windy today we'd have a video montage using a drone with a slow motion fly over their land garden!

So whose feeding the Maldon 3 today then, because it's not Hinch

 

[Wize Owl]

That'll teach me to have a sneaky read of Tattle at work.
Just howled at that title, bravo!!

I’m fankyoooo

 

[Bozhog81]

Theyll have to get a ‘best alpaca mum’ range in for next year!

Funky Pigeon sponsorship incoming lol

 

[alpachloveyou]

I'd never heard of her before. Just checked out her Instagram. State.of.that!

Omg I’ve never seen or heard of her before, but my hearts goes out for those young girls, she’s almost “pimping” them out for when they are a bit older

 

[klairklopp]

Thank you for saying this. My 10 month old eats like a tiny bird no matter what I give him it gets nibbled/ignored/swept onto the floor. But I guess I’ve fucked him up for life guys! ATB

When he’s a teenager you’ll need a lock on the fridge and cupboards. They all get there and like the rest of us you’ll be moaning about him eating you out of house and home and fed up of finding empty plates in his room……

ATV Hinch

I’d still eat it….. Cake’s cake……