Mrs Hinch #511 Scrambled Eggs and Toothy Pegs

[Bizziebody]

The full reveal of this ugly fake play 'farm' will take place in about December 2022 when all the updating(mutilating), renovating & decorating are completely finished. Hinch is a boring old cow & nothing in her miserable life is worth being jealous of. I know she's not that old but she acts like she is.
That he cooked for dinner might have looked a tiny tad more appetizing if he'd chopped the snags up into bite sized pieces.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Is there blue skies in Maldon? Because it's dull as duck where I am. And raining

Looks like it from that photo but it's grey/white cloudy skies and blowing a strong wind where I am.

 

[Quite Contrary]

She’s sat Len in the llamas’ straw?! Is she for real?! Where their dirty, poo-ridden hooves walk and they’ve probably pissed all over it!!!! Jesus Mary and Joseph and the Wee Donkey, she is a thick duck! Can someone please send some brain cells round to Inch Farm for her please

 

[springheeledyeti]

Can’t even stand looking at Royoioi any more ffs

 

[BoringUser]

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Because Lennie needs a sink 3ft off the floor…

Oh wait - she’s got that stool Henners was sitting on at the Hinch farmers market.

Sorted

Safety first and all that. May as well chuck a few bottles of bleach under the sink too. Just for aesthetics obviously.

Ah no!! I switched her stories off a while back because she bugged me. I done my hall with tounge & groove sunday ffs!!! Now people are going to I'm coping her....when I'm actually hiding my husbands botched plaster job lol. I'd already done the stairs a long time before.
Why does a baby who can't even potty train yet need a bathroom? Stop trying to our do SS all the time it's boring.

 

[bob’syouruncle]

Looks like it from that photo but it's grey/white cloudy skies and blowing a strong wind where I am.

I’m in Maldon just about to head out to Vets and the sky is dark, grey & dismal!

 

[Milfordcubicle]

I’m in Maldon just about to head out to Vets and the sky is dark, grey & dismal!

are you taking your alpaca

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

I’m in Maldon just about to head out to Vets and the sky is dark, grey & dismal!

So yet another pre record! Surely there must be some Hinchers living in Maldon that must question her posts when they see the skies and foliage in her photos or stories, and compare to actual real time? How can they be this thick?

 

[Lockdownlife20]

Looks like it from that photo but it's grey/white cloudy skies and blowing a strong wind where I am.

I'm about a 45 min drive from Maldon the sky is grey but no wind or rain.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

I’m in Maldon just about to head out to Vets and the sky is dark, grey & dismal!

Just as we thought ... that was posted at 7.45am. No bloody way had she got up at Greyskull, sorted out Lenor and driven 3.5 miles to Faux Farm to feed the Woolly Wankers by then!

Lying again Sopha! More like posting a random photo from her bed!

 

[Curiousk123]

Surely being sat down, lower than the animals in a submissive position,in their own space, is a recipe for disaster?

 

[9Pine]

One for the album. Inch’s little chipolata peeping out of this gastronomic delight. Hope Sofa enjoyed her Valentine’s treat.

 

[Bogwoppit]

Why does everything they ‘cook’ look like it’s been fished out the bin 2 weeks later & plonked on a plate?

 

[Pumpkins1506]

I’m in Maldon just about to head out to Vets and the sky is dark, grey & dismal!

When she posted that it was bright and sunny though..m

 

[Sausage90]

 

[bob’syouruncle]

are you taking your alpaca

No just a large dog

 

[MrsHinchBarmyArmy]

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Vomit inducing

All for the ‘gram as always. Not one ounce of sincerity in that post at all.

All I noticed in this was I, I, I and I

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No way was that this morning. Not sure about anyone else but it was still nearly dark an hour ago with the weather being awful....

 

[BoringUser]

Several hours on I feel like I've got toilet tummy by proxi!

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That looks like something you'd need a course of penicillin to cure......the food looks awful too.

 

[Sausage90]

Freshhhh fred guys for todays antics. Run over over here faster than Sopha's toilet dash after last nights casserole

Mrs Hinch #512 Inch gives Sopha his sausage for tea, in 9 months time along comes baby number three.

Winning title by @Wize Owl thread titles taken from page 30 onwards and can't have swears xoxo It's been a jam packed few days guysch, I just don't know how the stay at home mother of two, dad of two, grandma/grandad of a few have the time if I'm honest. Ronnieblesshim got a perrrfickt little...

tattle.life

 

[Wize Owl]

There’s about as much chance of Sopha being up and about with Lenor at Muschroooom Manor that early this morning as me actually turning out to be be RoyOiOi

I’m still feeling after seeing Inch’s vomit inducing shcausage cassssherole last night