Youāre very welcome. I like to share my extensive vocabulary regularly, much to my husbands annoyance. Also, Iām bleeping sick of seeing āalpacaā on every pageThankyou so muchitās brilliant xx
Mrs Hinch #510 Ron should end with n-i-e not A&E
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just been catching up, maybe I shouldnāt have said āmerchandiseā Sofa was keeping her head down and not looking anyone in the eye, she was looking at items for sale and it looked to me like if she wanted to know anything about said items she spoke to Fiddle and then she took over and asked, it seemed very odd! Almost like Fiddle was her ācarerā! I felt quite sorry for Sofa she seemed very nervous, I donāt think anyone else recognised her, I said to my friend thatās Mrs Hinch and she just said Mrs Who??? 
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Omg canāt believe it guyssshhh the orangery is up! Can you believe it?!?
There once was an uncle named Bob,
Who at the garden centre saw a slob.
The slobās name was Sopha,
Her mum was her gopher,
And neither of them had a job.
Who at the garden centre saw a slob.
The slobās name was Sopha,
Her mum was her gopher,
And neither of them had a job.
Wooly wankers and Henry hippo could be my new favourite things about these threads!
Jaymeee goes on "Who Do You Think You Are?" & traces his roots back to Tudor Royalty innit! Suddenly Faux Farm ain't big enuffff!
Sadly the sheep still exist this was from a local community page (my post code) what really annoys me is it a mrs hinch range she doesnt own zoflora minky ect
How the duck does she get away with nicking everyone else's wordings/poems etc
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Can we please just have this in every thread recap from now on
itās bloody excellent
Also āwooly wankersā(not my words) Iām just obsssssched with it guuuyyyzCan we please just have this in every thread recap from now on
Imagine being at work and discovering someone you have no choice but to be nice to turns out to be a hinch fan in the wild 
helpppp meeeeee!
helpppp meeeeee!Oh bubsā¦ sheās a best selling aufffffor donāt you know?
Time to find a new job!Imagine being at work and discovering someone you have no choice but to be nice to turns out to be a hinch fan in the wild
I hope he hates it, refuses to sleep in it and she has to paint over it with paw patrol.
Is it just me who thought a garden centre is just what people call out the back of homebaseJust thinking and putting out a wee potential bingo-
IF she has gotten into a garden centre in Maldon somehow with the talks of stock we are going to be graced with a full on bleeping range.
plant pots
Garden tools
Garden gloves
Those jackets and hats garden people/ farmers wear
Baskets to collect your vegetables youāve grown.
tea sets and the plates for afternoon tea etc etc
All the gear basically with a shite heart & the HinchFarm bullshit on it.
Garden centres are actually quite well to do btw cause itās all the Grannies and the Housewifeās idea of errands is going to the garden centre having lunch and a mooch around.
For example Gran Strawberry was at the garden centre 2 weeks ago and spent Ā£50 on a scarfbecause ā itās a nice expensive one from the Garden centreā ~ her new target audience ?
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ā¦ intriguing! What a cowinkydink.Interesting tattler name, bobs your uncle....fanny's your aunt
Just trying to imagine sleeping surrounded by four busy mural walls like thatā¦my brain is exploding at the thought of it
The funny thing is, when I search the archived threads for receipts to share here, I have to enter keywords. It gets kind of funny, I have to remember roughly whether a certain event was before or after a certain tattle nickname. So if Iām looking up something about Henry, I may have to enter the terms Henry, Henners, Chicken Strip, Jabba mutt, or Audrey for the right posts to come up Someone came here earlier saying they hadnāt been here in a while and referred to Inch as Jaymay which came soon after Jamie, but before Onslow, Vestlife, Inch and Janine. Sometimes, cringe or creep or jugs will bring him up too. Fiddles can be searched under Freda, FredaYahoo, MumSez (I made that up), MamaYahoo, MadMa, Fiddle Fingers. Now the alpacas will have to be searched under alpacas, llamas and now, Iāll have to add wooly wankers to my search terms.
Someone came here earlier saying they hadnāt been here in a while and referred to Inch as Jaymay which came soon after Jamie, but before Onslow, Vestlife, Inch and Janine. Sometimes, cringe or creep or jugs will bring him up too. Fiddles can be searched under Freda, FredaYahoo, MumSez (I made that up), MamaYahoo, MadMa, Fiddle Fingers. Now the alpacas will have to be searched under alpacas, llamas and now, Iāll have to add wooly wankers to my search terms. What kind of products were they looking at?
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