I think that gated area is to the left of the house as you look at the front door. It looks pretty sizeable - the full depth of the house possibly.
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There once was an uncle named Bob,
Who at the garden centre saw a slob.
The slob’s name was Sopha,
Her mum was her gopher,
And neither of them had a job.
Sophie likes cooking with eggs.
The boys wished they could go to Greggs.
Mushrooms she did blend,
Tastebuds to offend,
While she eats Ron’s toothy pegs.
100% hand on heart I am not remotely jealous of her new house, castle greyskull or her life. I might hate my house but it’s in a reasonably good area, the schools are good around where we are and the kids are happy here. That means much, much more than at £1.5mil house with 3 llama’s or alpacas or whatever the fuck they are. Bigger house equals a bigger mess for me to sort and I’m faaarr from a domestic goddess so it would look a Shit tip constantly. I love my family and will go to the ends of the earth for them.Is anyone actually jealous of her house?
You couldn't pay us to move from our current house, we have had people ask us and our neighbours over the years if we'd sell, and I certainly wouldn't want to live on a busy road. We could make a good profit on our current home due to the ridiculous housing market but we wouldn't be able to afford a bigger home in the same location. Privacy and location > house size. The bigger the house, the more time and money it costs. I couldn't be bothered.
Oh my days, I laaaaave it! I think I’m a mix of naughty Zippy and when talking like Sopha I’m GeorgeCoughing away laughing reading this (in that Hinchsssh voice!)George from fucking Rainbow he was a dopey pink Hippo!
Laaave this Rainbow piss take.... literally!
100% hand on heart I am not remotely jealous of her new house, castle greyskull or her life. I might hate my house but it’s in a reasonably good area, the schools are good around where we are and the kids are happy here. That means much, much more than at £1.5mil house with 3 llama’s or alpacas or whatever the fuck they are. Bigger house equals a bigger mess for me to sort and I’m faaarr from a domestic goddess so it would look a Shit tip constantly. I love my family and will go to the ends of the earth for them.
I’m no psychologist but Sophie is desperately unhappy deep down, I’m utterly convinced of it. The kids barely have a relationship with her because she doesn’t know how to mother, she sends, spends, spends on random shit that’s just useless because she’s desperate for a sense of fulfilment. The high she gets from spending. The lies behind things will do to. It’s like she’s desperate to be loved by people and the more people react the more she does it. We all know she has issues with how she looks given the obsession with face tune and filters. Her Mother and Inch are the driving force behind all things Hinch and that’s made her into what we have today. A monster who isn’t really happy at all.
I'd say it's about the same size as the alpaca pen. Would've made more sense to stick the alpacas down that side of the garden. Doesn't make sense to use it as a 'social' space as you have to go out the back of the house and then round to it, which is a pain in the arse. As well as being next to the road. Also if any kids stuff goes there it's furthest away from the playroom and kitchen so they can't just run in and out as they please.I think that gated area is to the left of the house as you look at the front door. It looks pretty sizeable - the full depth of the house possibly.
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The cake woman didn't get thousands of new followers when Inch shared her cakeMural guy has 172 followers… wonder how many that’ll increase by!
506 nowMural guy has 172 followers… wonder how many that’ll increase by!
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