Mrs Hinch #507 Snogging an alpaca every morning does not a farmer make

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She did … maybe she realised showing this tend mess was against her brand guidelines?

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She's a psychologists dream isn't she , really wonder what goes through her head...wonder if she will have some sob story today as to why MIA .
 
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She's a psychologists dream isn't she , really wonder what goes through her head...wonder if she will have some sob story today as to why MIA .
100% … as I mentionned yesterday I bet she will show screenshots of messages from her worried huns, with support and kind words … too predictable !
 
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She has more than Elton John, Rod Stewart, Diana Ross they’re absolute Legends who’s been around way before she was even born!
Same goes for SS she has more than them!
Which goes to prove what a sad state of affairs this poxy world now is
 
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Most important question of the day - has she managed to find time whilst doing fuck all to save her £2 today to match her two houses?
this was the Hinch version of Mollymae’s “we all have the same 24hrs in a day”
 
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We all know it’s a staged mess in the living room but I can’t help thinking the nappy caddy was tipped out in a rage because she couldn’t find something. Excellent role model for the niece.
 
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Place your bets.....what will we be treated to today?
Carroty treats?
Soft play?
Washing machine or windowsill clean?
Q&a or some licky bum bum innit messages from herself huns?
Plagiarised quote and then radio silence?

I shared it last night… do I need to share it again
No. Please don't ruin my day.
 
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I haven't caught up but I saw this on the last thread and wanted to reply to @moominflower and just wanted to confirm that this isn't me . Thanks ATV
I’m so confused. Is there a new poster with a similar name?! Hmmm @moominflower I understand your spider senses… it’s a bit odd to almost copy the name of an existing poster and then just drop on to the support thread.

(@DisgruntledPelicans I don’t mean you! I mean the new one is odd)

Weeping Al was last seen on David Dickinson trying to convince his whittlings are historic.
Along with his team mate Jamie’s dad the antique expert innit oi oi
 
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Place your bets.....what will we be treated to today?
Carroty treats?
Soft play?
Washing machine or windowsill clean?
Q&a or some licky bum bum innit messages from herself huns?
Plagiarised quote and then radio silence?
It will either be all or nothing but definitely an Ad or two over the weekend seeing as she's done fuck all since Wednesday.
She just can't be arsed, all so 'forced', even more so these days & the Alpaca novelty is probably wearing off by now.
 
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Confused.

Is fanny leaving?
Has hinch or her family been in touch with them?


Tell the lot of em to sit on this and swivvel
 
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Yes definitely agree. She's also going to get a massive shock when she realises how much it's going to cost to run the new house. The energy bills will be astronomical.
 
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