Mrs Hinch #507 Snogging an alpaca every morning does not a farmer make

[Dexy]

I had a dream about a week ago that I hacked her ( this will never happen I know nothing about computers ) and I managed to find out that her whole account was a robot just churning out content and that’s why it never made any sense . Hinch was a real woman who had allowed the company to use her face as the brand but she never had any idea what was going to be shown and would come to tattle fuming because the “ robot “ had made her look silly yet again.

 

[Danielle0120]

It's really sad how her kids have quite literally 0 life to the point she has to stage their mess. Get those boys away from her.

 

[Libbylulu]

So she’s between houses and still has her dining room full of unused dusty dishes?! Yes that’s right, cleaning sensation Sophie

 

[mingeandbracket]

Guys! She's EVEN put nibbles out for Jimbobs family who are not coming round blesserart. How does she manage it all!?

Also shocked to see she 'loves em'.

 

[Cupcakery]

Cleaning her already clean sink again....BORING!

 

[Earnshawbaby79]

Is Jamie at church? Does RonNIE still go to BabyBallers?

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Is that the same Dido as the answer in the #dildogate game

Why do people have to HAVE the same thing as her?! duck offfff!!!

 

[Pumpkins1506]

I had a dream about a week ago that I hacked her ( this will never happen I know nothing about computers ) and I managed to find out that her whole account was a robot just churning out content and that’s why it never made any sense . Hinch was a real woman who had allowed the company to use her face as the brand but she never had any idea what was going to be shown and would come to tattle fuming because the “ robot “ had made her look silly yet again.

Should pitch this idea for an episode of Black Mirror.

 

[Homebird44]

If Jamie's family are visiting greyskull, who is keeping guard at the Homefarmhomestead?

 

[Liz5185]

Why the f does she film herself putting the rubber glove on the left hand, then switch to cleaning with a rubber glove on the right hand I say it again…. Frrrreeeeeeaaaaakkkk!

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

She’s moved the blue bucket and shut the basket too.

Bucket was behind the sofa, then on the coffme table, then on Ron’s table at the end.
Basket was open, then shut!

It really is the worst content ever, filming that crap over and over then only coming up with that must be mind numbing.

 

[Keep Smiling]

Where’s Father James? Preaching a sermon on a Sunday. Like Kanye’s Sunday service?
Lucky jimbobnojobtinyknobloudgob’s family having a few crisps chucked in a bowl. No Aunt Bessies for them. Blessed be the Hinchliffes.

 

[Gezza]

Why would jimbobs parents go to the old house....pre record maybe soph would want to show them the new farm surely

 

[ilovepizza21]

Ad on one but no ad on the other and I thought she was learning

 

[Sausage90]

Ugh get your nails done you scab

 

[Liz5185]

Ad on one but no ad on the other and I thought she was learning

Don’t forget she’s STILL learning- that’s the important part

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

So if she is tend tidying and putting out chips n dips and I presume Janine is allowed to see his parents, who is at Crem Cottage? Is Weeping Al there in his Home Guard uniform marching up and down? Has fiddle fingers passed her security licence and is currently there with an earpiece reporting in to Guantanamo Grey? Sofa your timeline is a pice of tit
Oh and that’s not mess, it’s staged anyway and why the duck ain’t you packed anything yet? Hoping the fairies will do it?

 

[ilovepizza21]

Does she really think we believe that she needs to tidy up? That looks staged to duck.

Another thing I don’t get, surely that Egg chair would be put away for winter so it doesn’t get damaged? My garden bench goes away for the winter. Must be a pre record from the autumn.

Tbf mine is just in the garden i have no where to store it but have the cushions indoors x

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

I just watched again with sound on. She chose to sing “call me a witch ‘cause I speak what’s on my mind” - we all know nothing is accidental with her, so I wonder who she’s pissed off with!

Maybe susansmalls left her a few home truths in her inbox, so she left a personal reply
That's enough of Hinch for me for one day. I'm off to throw some paper around the house

 

[Tharsheblows]

Thread title;
Ron feeds the Boys Alone whilst Hinch tidied up ‘tend mess at Home.

 

[Ejka]

And another, surely writing Hinch x Tesco isn’t the same as writing #ad?