Mrs Hinch #507 Snogging an alpaca every morning does not a farmer make

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SwizzleMalarkey

The way she claws at everything is horrendous. Not even much of a mess either, she’s such an oddball.
 
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da_foooke?!

Chesneyslittlesister said:
God she's a knob. Where are her children while she's 'tidying' and who is looking after the alpacas. Or is farmhand Ronnie in charge over at tend farm. Anyone who has lived with a toddler knows cleaning up toys during the daytime is a pointless task.
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It is a completely pointless task, yet one I do several times a day I don’t screw up his drawings and throw them around the room erratically though

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ethelworks

Wow I didn’t actually notice they’d moved from couch to floor, there’s something really nae right in her head!! I feel for the poor wee ones, innocent wee kiddies subjected to this very concerning behaviour
 
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Liz5185

What an absolute freak she is would take her 2 mins to pick up the stuff she’s chucked about the floor, even if she shoved it all in one of her barrrsskittts and under the stairs. Cleaning sensation my arse
 
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BSBuster

Strawberry13 said:
The difference between the Hinch thread & Solomon thread is the Stacey thread is cut throat where as we are quite nice but factual
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I don't read the SS threads very often they seem more concerned with comparing her favourably to Hinch which annoys me because you couldnt get two more alike I also dont buy the whole vying against each other they are fully in cahoots it uos both their engagement p,
I find them both unbearably boring fake, exploititive and greedy dishonest women.
 
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LurkeyMcLurk

Why is she so dramatic?! She's clearly at home alone so she could clean that all up in 30 mins flat, hardly difficult
 
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Dexy

Kids have done those drawings but managed to not get any pen on the cushions. Utter bullshit.
 
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Yass123

Jamie’s families coming visiting today.. I didn’t know he had any tbh
 
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Pollyanna263

She asked at the very start about how to keep cream carpets clean didn’t she… that was her saying she’s getting rid
 
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OHDeeeeah

I just can’t deal I’m laughing my knockers off

She doesn’t even try anymore and why do his parents get to visit grey castle yet ma and pa get to visit the tend farm I don’t understand why she makes a mess to seem relatable when she has so much help on hand 🥱

The fake drawings thrown on the floor what is that about?
 
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LivingMyVestLife

Liz5185 said:
What an absolute freak she is would take her 2 mins to pick up the stuff she’s chucked about the floor, even if she shoved it all in one of her barrrsskittts and under the stairs. Cleaning sensation my arse
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It takes her longer because she fannies about finding a filter to film her nonsense. The rest of us just tidy like a fucking normal person.
 
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Pronker🦙

Don't know if it's just me but those stories this morning sounded like voice overs until the song one came up.. (when the papers had moved) I dunno maybe I'm wrong but I question anything and everything this idiot puts up now. Feel like nothing is ever real time. She's probably retired (from the real hard job she has) with jimbob, living it up in somewhere like benidorm and the kids are moved out, grown up and married!
 
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Ditzymama28

After the wind and rain last night surprised the egg chair is still upright in the garden nice lush green trees there too is the gypsy deathtrap on wheels a permanent feature in the living room - she can't possibly still use it now??!!
This isn't today surely
 
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Pollyanna263

I’m nowhere near your little village but here we’ve had lots of rain, and the patio is far wetter than hers… what’s it like there?
 
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OHDeeeeah

She used the gypsy carriage until Ronnie was 1 and a half so it’s possible
 
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mingeandbracket

Nice drawings there Zoph, are those your illustrations for your next dot to dot book coz youz a bestsellin aufffur
 
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