Mrs Hinch #507 Snogging an alpaca every morning does not a farmer make

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Anagst

And no carpets down! Not like they were rushing to move in
 
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hinch123

Aww!! That was so sad her just gripping the pictures the boys have made and just chucking them what the hell
 
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Pumpkins1506

hinch123 said:
Aww!! That was so sad her just gripping the pictures the boys have made and just chucking them what the hell
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Wtf she's suck a fucking weirdo. Who does that????

Disclaimer- it's fine to chuck away kids drawings. I have to throw away some of my kids drawings because otherwise I wouldn't be able to move for scribbled on bits of paper, but I do it quietly after sorting through for the keepable ones. I certainly don't chuck them about the room beforehand!
 
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ethelworks

hinch123 said:
Aww!! That was so sad her just gripping the pictures the boys have made and just chucking them what the hell
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Where did the pictures even come from in the space of a few minutes-I didn’t notice them in her previous stories of tend mess. Also no sign of the wee ones either so she’s such a fucking piece of work
 
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mingeandbracket

The level of secondhand embarrassment I just felt watching her stories singing was off the scales... And I think she felt very awkward too.... I lost it when she said 'I... can't..... wait' about Jimbobs famalam coming round. Seething mate.
 
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Pumpkins1506

ethelworks said:
Where did the pictures even come from in the space of a few minutes-I didn’t notice them in her previous stories of tend mess. Also no sign of the wee ones either so she’s such a fucking piece of work
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Good spot. I'll say it again, what a fucking weirdo.

Papers scattered on and near the sofa...


Again, no papers on the floor cushions...


Papers have now moved from the sofa area to the floor cushions....
 
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da_foooke?!

ethelworks said:
Where did the pictures even come from in the space of a few minutes-I didn’t notice them in her previous stories of tend mess. Also no sign of the wee ones either so she’s such a fucking piece of work
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They were jimbobnonob’s masterpieces. There were thrown on the sofa and the other side of the floor, but magically moved in between shots
 
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Erica24

If, as we are led to believe the boys have been let lose with felt tips on those grey floor cushions and she is only just cleaning up, firstly, where are the pens and second, why is there no felt tip all over the cushions because children of that age would not have only drawn on the paper!! Just stop with the bullshit sopha because you make yourself look like even more of a twat than ever. ATV
 
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EmilyChambers

I know zero about alpacas, which still seems to be more than Sophie!

Are they the types of animals that get aggressive as they get older or anything like that?

How long till they are in the house that she will absolutely set up but pretend the cheeky alpacas made their own way in?!
 
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Cupcakery

Oh Soph that tend mess would take about five minutes to tidy up. Put the phone down and get on with it!!! t's not normal behaviour is it? Also where's Jaymay and the kids...house was way too silent before she tortured us with her Christina rendition?! Have they been dispatched to Fredas? Did the Alpacas have enough and eat them?
 
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Chesneyslittlesister

God she's a knob. Where are her children while she's 'tidying' and who is looking after the alpacas. Or is farmhand Ronnie in charge over at tend farm. Anyone who has lived with a toddler knows cleaning up toys during the daytime is a pointless task.
 
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Milfordcubicle

I have just cringed myself inside out at her unhinged manic story.
who’s farming on the farm if she’s fucking about at grayskull? Make it make sense
 
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