Mrs Hinch #506 Alpacas in the morning alpacas at night, you need some new content cos this is boring sh…

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Soph’s not the only one to spell Stationery wrong. Even the hotel got it wrong in their credits for all the people who contributed. (gifted, discounted or whatever!)

Invitations: L**ish Wedding Stationary. Bloody Hell !! Really annoys me when even professional establishments can't get it right, especially when it's on their own website.

Edit to say, in all the photos where's Inch's mum and dad?

Inch's parents are permanently invisible!

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Has she deleted her Pinterest? I can’t see photos, does anyone have the ones where the wedding photos were POSE FOR POSE planned from things she had pinned on Pinterest. So boring. Nothing spontaneous or creative on what should be their special day. Nah. Just “picture perfect” stuff for bragging about foreverandeveramen.

Mrs Hinch #92 Hinch style hobs are causing fires. Us “trolls” tell the truth she calls us liars

Right I haven’t read anything... so sorry if this has been mentioned if your child has ate and then they are playing why haven’t you wiped them before hand? Why you leaving food on his face to prove a point. What actually goes on in her head. I don’t think Instagram is ruling her life I think...

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[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Can someone fill me in on the fiddle nickname , where did that come from ? . And where has her husband vanished to

Fiddle Fingers aka Freda/Ma/Mummy

 

[da_foooke?!]

What a waste of £2

 

[ivybell321]

Do you mean Fiddle’s husband / Soph’s dad? He’s locked in the workshop.

Or do you mean Soph’s husband? He’s on childcare duty 24/7 as Sophie can’t be trusted alone with them.

I ment sophs husband we normally see him more

 

[dorchygirl17]

I don't get all this fur babies talk about pets. Surely pets have names, they are not all fur babies, in fact they don't all have fur. Alpacas have fleece, which of course Hinch knows a lot about, as she fleeces for a living.
Doesn't anyone else think this picture looks weird?? Like Inch maybe dressed in a fleecy outfit, rolling about waiting for a tummy tickle from Hinch (or Fiddle?)
These animals freak me out

 

[Hiyaguys]

I swear there is absolutely no way anyone is buying what she’s selling any more! Her account is the most dull boring tit on the gram if she’s still getting big contracts by the end of this year I will eat my own head her mum, her dad, her kids, her alpacas, her fat dog it’s all sooooo boringgggg. She doesn’t even try to present her boring life in an interesting way she’s that arrogant she thinks she can not even make any effort and still rake it in.

 

[Pollyanna263]

@Aunt Lydia - I can't reply on the previous thread, I'm really sorry for going off topic peeps, and I know this proper winds people up, but it's important and the fact someone put a comment on saying they can't afford sanitary products and needs to put toilet roll down there instead truly broke my heart, then here's hinch who buys things for £200+ and has a trip to the tip with everything the next week like it cost pennys. She's not relatable in the slightest.

@Aunt Lydia, please look into a menstrual cup when you have a spare few pound in the bank next time. I have one, you can get cheap no brand ones for about £3.50 off ebay, I have an expensive one which are so much better, but I do have a "cheap" one as an emergency back up, whilst the cheap isn't AS good they still do the job they're meant to if you get the right size (research them) and it will help you start off until you maybe can save for a better branded one when money is a little better. They are very easy to use aslong as you insert them properly, very comfortable and they last YEARS. They're alot nicer than tampons, plus when money is tight you don't have to worry about it. I'm so sorry you're going through this darling xx

Again, sorry for going off topic but I hope some people who are silently struggling have found this useful.

To somewhat stay on topic, @Pollyanna263 you are so right about hinch and how she could support things like this, and I hope when she's reading here (hi!) she as a woman herself gives things like this a thought.

As a rough guide size 1 is for people under 25; size 2 is for anyone over 25, and for those under 25 who have given birth vaginally.

There’s a questionnaire here - https://putacupinit.com/quiz/ - which will give you tailored suggestions but it doesn’t include all brands.

I personally haven’t used a cup but have looked into them a lot, they look brilliant. Plus you only need one vs. a few pads or period pants.

I really hope Sophie, as a woman and as the aunt of a young teenage girl, does read here and do some good for once.

 

[Ahlads]

Why would you even say you bought the tickets for the show, even if they where a gift you wouldn’t say!! It’s the least you can do for Freda after all she is your Mother. May even get a few messages telling her how good she is for bringing Ma out for a few hours. If she was a bar of chocolate she would bleeping eat herself

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Bit of a weird one today isnt it. Alpaca content, suddenly she back at Greyskull cleaning out her hoover. Then suddenly going into London to watch a show. How random. So if Jamie works, she went out mid afternoon to a show with Fiddle. Who had the kids?

 

[MistyWindows]

Why does Wepetto make me laugh so much

 

[Danielle0120]

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I can't help but go awww inbetween in my lafffffs though

 

[IrishCatlady]

Mrs Hinch #506 Alpacas in the morning alpacas at night, you need some new content cos this is boring sh…

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Soph and Jamie played along with a tv game show on Monday night, which means it’s time to show Jamie’s appearance on Tipping Point again!



Tuesday brought, you guessed it alpaca feeding. Followed by a whole stream of undeclared ads.

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Ronnie was gorgeous as ever doing head, shoulders, knees and toes
It’s awful that his mother feels the need to edit the clips together to make it appear ‘perfect’.

Painting has begun in Ron’s room. Hope the fumes don’t get to Inch and Fiddle when they’re on the night shift oi oi.

Tuesday night saw the Maldon 3 break free from their wooden prison and be pronkers in the garden. Whether they were let out, or they escaped from Alpacatraz (credit to @IrishCatlady!) remains unclear.
We are very disappointed that Jamie didn’t record Soph trying to get them back in.

Today brought more alpaca feeding 🥱.
One day they’ll bite Mummazzzz or trap her in the store room…. Don’t say we didn’t warn you Sophie Rose!

Yet another undeclared ad (she’s still learning guys!) and then off to London with Mummy for a show.

Sophie remains absolutely blind to her privilege. The end of the last thread saw us discussing period poverty, which is something she will never have to worry about.

Maybe you could do some good with your ill gotten gains, Mrs Hinch, and make an ongoing pledge to support locally? You can have that idea free from us trolls.

Thread #500 - The Tattle Truths

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...

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Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
WIKI is the pink button at the top

Great recap, and thread title, thought I’d got it though with 88 likes

 

[MistyWindows]

I can't help but go awww inbetween in my lafffffs though

Yeah he seems like a sweetie! Poor sod

 

[MissPrint]

She’s at the theatre with Fiddle so she gets bitty during the interval.

I hope she has saved her £2 today because I would hate to see her struggling to afford Christmas in her two houses. #prayforsopha

 

[Hansnoms Mumma]

Sort of off topic, but has anyone watched Showbiz Kids in Sky Documentaries? I've just stumbled across it, it says looking at the impact of working as a child actor and I imagine it might give as an idea of the future if the poor kids used in Instagram now.

 

[fannysjohnny]

Bid Al bought the tickets for Soph & ma.
I saw him pronking and fist pumping as the cab drove away.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

She’s at the theatre with Fiddle so she gets bitty during the interval.

I hope she has saved her £2 today because I would hate to see her struggling to afford Christmas in her two houses. #prayforsopha

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Why would you even say you bought the tickets for the show, even if they where a gift you wouldn’t say!! It’s the least you can do for Freda after all she is your Mother. May even get a few messages telling her how good she is for bringing Ma out for a few hours. If she was a bar of chocolate she would bleeping eat herself

Absolutely you’d phrase it “mum and I are off to a show!” But she’s obsessed with telling us if she’s paid for something. Pathetic.

Whilst I’m here - primark period pants work. I swear by them.

 

[horseybox1982]

She’s at the theatre with Fiddle so she gets bitty during the interval.

I hope she has saved her £2 today because I would hate to see her struggling to afford Christmas in her two houses. #prayforsopha

That’s an incredible early shout for a thread title