Mrs Hinch #506 Alpacas in the morning alpacas at night, you need some new content cos this is boring sh…

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Every time I see ATV I think you're chatting about a quad bike. Jesus help is if she got one of those for the "Farm".
 
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Not defending her but that is a traditional seating plan
 
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They thought.. They thought she was holding a.. Dildo??

They all need smacking in the gob
 
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Thanks Sop h and your brick. ssshhhlipsssshh. for my new avatar
She looks like a member of the who family from the grinch. She never used to either pre filler, why has this happened?! I know Barely anything about aesthetics but I don’t understand what’s happened?
 
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Thought she was going to show us when she gets to tend farm! Also hey soph not a fan tbh hun think they vile ATV

Also makes me crack up when she adds this is not an AD
“This is not an ad yet” is what it should say. Hoping the huns scramble over and they have to give her a discount of sorts..
 
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Can you imagine if a suffragette travelled through time to 2022 a came across a Hincher.
Suffragette: So tell me, what do women do in the 21st century?
Hincher: Well, we stay at home and clean the house and do the cooking and have children and make sure we look pretty for our husbands.
Suffragette: Oh. So nothing has really changed then?
Hincher: Oh yes it has. We now have hand held devices that fit in our pocket and allow us to access all of the collective knowledge in the entire universe.
Suffragette: Wow, that’s amazing. What do you use it for?
Hincher: Watching videos of this woman and her alpacas
 
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Oh fuck fuck fuck off. I’ve been looking at brick slips for months and now it will look like I’m copying her. Or all the huns will have them and they’ll be common as out
 
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i have 100% faith that hinch is a woman that uses statements like

im not like other women or most of my friends are men as women are bitchy. She definitely is no feminist
 
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Jamie has a drinking problem so assume she doesn’t like much drink to be around. On Fash FC he freely admits a drink and gambling problem so it’s not tattle rumours
Ohhhh ok so it's just tend friends keeping up appearances then if one don't drink they all don't drink? What a fucking peculiar world
 
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I know her fake teeth don’t fit her mouth properly but those mastications are vile. The noises she makes before she goes to speak are revolting
 
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The brick slips are going to be the new crushed velvet
Please ffs NO!
We have an original brick chimney breast. Nothing fancy, I think the previous owner couldn’t be arsed plastering. But still, I’m not a hincher
 
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They do not fucking "do the cooking" don't ever call it that again
 
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