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Pollyanna263

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Mrs Hinch #506 Alpacas in the morning alpacas at night, you need some new content cos this is boring sh…

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Soph and Jamie played along with a tv game show on Monday night, which means it’s time to show Jamie’s appearance on Tipping Point again!



Tuesday brought, you guessed it alpaca feeding. Followed by a whole stream of undeclared ads.

Reminder to report her undeclared ads to ASA here -

Ronnie was gorgeous as ever doing head, shoulders, knees and toes ❤
It’s awful that his mother feels the need to edit the clips together to make it appear ‘perfect’.

Painting has begun in Ron’s room. Hope the fumes don’t get to Inch and Fiddle when they’re on the night shift oi oi.

Tuesday night saw the Maldon 3 break free from their wooden prison and be pronkers in the garden. Whether they were let out, or they escaped from Alpacatraz (credit to @IrishCatlady!) remains unclear.
We are very disappointed that Jamie didn’t record Soph trying to get them back in.

Today brought more alpaca feeding 🥱.
One day they’ll bite Mummazzzz or trap her in the store room…. Don’t say we didn’t warn you Sophie Rose!

Yet another undeclared ad (she’s still learning guys!) and then off to London with Mummy for a show.

Sophie remains absolutely blind to her privilege. The end of the last thread saw us discussing period poverty, which is something she will never have to worry about.

Maybe you could do some good with your ill gotten gains, Mrs Hinch, and make an ongoing pledge to support locally? You can have that idea free from us trolls.

Thread #500 - The Tattle Truths

Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
WIKI is the pink button at the top
 

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Danielle0120

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@Aunt Lydia - I can't reply on the previous thread, I'm really sorry for going off topic peeps, and I know this proper winds people up, but it's important and the fact someone put a comment on saying they can't afford sanitary products and needs to put toilet roll down there instead truly broke my heart, then here's hinch who buys things for £200+ and has a trip to the tip with everything the next week like it cost pennys. She's not relatable in the slightest.

@Aunt Lydia, please look into a menstrual cup when you have a spare few pound in the bank next time. I have one, you can get cheap no brand ones for about £3.50 off ebay, I have an expensive one which are so much better, but I do have a "cheap" one as an emergency back up, whilst the cheap isn't AS good they still do the job they're meant to if you get the right size (research them) and it will help you start off until you maybe can save for a better branded one when money is a little better. They are very easy to use aslong as you insert them properly, very comfortable and they last YEARS. They're alot nicer than tampons, plus when money is tight you don't have to worry about it. I'm so sorry you're going through this darling xx

Again, sorry for going off topic but I hope some people who are silently struggling have found this useful.

To somewhat stay on topic, @Pollyanna263 you are so right about hinch and how she could support things like this, and I hope when she's reading here (hi!) she as a woman herself gives things like this a thought.
 
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dorchygirl17

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I don't get all this fur babies talk about pets. Surely pets have names, they are not all fur babies, in fact they don't all have fur. Alpacas have fleece, which of course Hinch knows a lot about, as she fleeces for a living.
Doesn't anyone else think this picture looks weird?? Like Inch maybe dressed in a fleecy outfit, rolling about waiting for a tummy tickle from Hinch (or Fiddle?)
These animals freak me out
 

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Fluffy20

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Can you imagine if a suffragette travelled through time to 2022 a came across a Hincher.
Suffragette: So tell me, what do women do in the 21st century?
Hincher: Well, we stay at home and clean the house and do the cooking and have children and make sure we look pretty for our husbands.
Suffragette: Oh. So nothing has really changed then?
Hincher: Oh yes it has. We now have hand held devices that fit in our pocket and allow us to access all of the collective knowledge in the entire universe.
Suffragette: Wow, that’s amazing. What do you use it for?
Hincher: Watching videos of this woman and her alpacas 🦙
 
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Owl City

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I've never written on here before, usually just read and nod in agreement at my phone 😅

But "if I'm honest guys" I think it's really odd to constantly tell people you've bought something for someone.
"I bought my mum a ticket"
"I sorted a room at Disney for (whoever).."
"I bought this for my dad"
Etc etc etc.........

If I was posting a nice evening out with my Mam it would never enter my head to say I bought the ticket or whatever! Fair enough if it was a birthday present or something but it seems to be a recurring thing with Mrs Hinch. I just saw someone else here point it out and I thought ok glad I'm not alone on this 🤣

It is quite irritating.
 
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ilovepizza21

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Didn't bother catching up with last few pages! See hinch has had another day off as usual and been up London again.

It's been a very tough day here sadly a boy at my sons school died today he was hit by a van, My son witnessed parts of it and and its knocked me for six knowing that could of been my boy! I know not the place I just needed to get it off my chest a little. His poor family alot of hurt around tonight ☹💔

I wonder if Mrs braggy pants will be back on tonight or will she now be off till the morning with more shitty alpaca videos 🥴
 
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Long time lurker, first time poster. I followed dear Sopha a few years ago in the hope I might pick up some tips and tricks to make cleaning less of a chore (didn’t work, should have known 🙄) and had been a rather passive follower until I recently unfollowed.

Discovered Tattle after Hinch Farm was announced and it’s been so refreshing to find others who notice how out of touch, ridiculously privileged, and frankly deluded she is, especially after the last two years that we’ve all endured. Plus I’ve learnt a lot that I’d not picked up on before!!

Please keep being so entertaining you nusty trolls, ATV 👍🏻
 
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Pollyanna263

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I hope I don’t step on mod toes here (I don’t think I am) but I think as long as everyone on tattle remembers the rule that everything should stay on tattle, that’s all we need to do.

The point of tattle as I see it is to discuss what Hinch (amongst others) do and share. We can do that freely here.

To go into a group which is full of Hinch supporters and regularly comment things which are anti-Hinch, is not keeping it on tattle. It also drives people over here for the wrong reasons and cements their incorrect opinions that we are trolls.

If we keep it on here, we are not trolls. We are people having discussions about things which are freely open to discuss.

I like it here too much to risk being banned for commenting elsewhere ❤
 
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MissPrint

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She’s at the theatre with Fiddle so she gets bitty during the interval.

I hope she has saved her £2 today because I would hate to see her struggling to afford Christmas in her two houses. #prayforsopha
 
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Tootle Pip Wiz

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Her content is just dire right now. I honestly don't know how her rabid fans are still hanging on every word she spouts. All this bragging and the alpaca shite is just mindnumingly boring. Not to mention downright insensitive to those who are struggling in these difficult times.
 
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Erica24

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So, let's get this straight. Dear little soph who has dreamt of living on a farm her whole life goes and buys a house that is as unlike a farm house as it is possible to be but sticks a tacky sign on it saying
"Hinch Farm" buys some alpacas ( no self respecting farmer would touch with a barge pole) and is now chaving the house up by sticking some tend bricks on the walls! Someone please tell her that snogging an alpaca every morning does not a farmer make.
 
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