Ahhh poor old Hinchy-poos. Struggling to find a work/family balance. All she has to do is tick what designs she likes from a Tesco catalogue that an actual team of designers etc have put together, sign off on a new shade of grey and the rest of her time is spent filling in scrapbooks of (stolen) food ideas, overfeeding her fat dog, being fed ice cream by
Tom Hardy lookalike Jamie, relying on Mummy and Daddy for inspirational “mum/dad said….” quotes and filming her pronking, soon to be fat alpacas. My heart bleeds for her