Mrs Hinch #499 Essex burglars jump with glee as they free the Maldon 3

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I wonder if he has to say that so it doesn’t look like he poached her from her previous employer. Which he clearly did as he worked for a team at Howden’s who did the drive thru and only set up on his own six months later.
He said he asked the company if he could be tagged on her Instagram.

I can't believe the brazen way she lies through her teeth. She is a disgrace.

Can we please add kitchen lie to the wiki? I assume only certain members have access to it?
 
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Publicly accessible photo off google street view. Does not disclose location so hopefully is allowed. This is the garage!
It’s the size of a small home!!!
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what’s the betting it’ll be turned into an annexe or granny flat
10000% that’s where Fiddle and Weeping Al will end up living because she is incapable of doing anything without Fiddle holding her hand and Inch’s inch
 
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I need to stop watching her stories - what a bleeping awful show off she is.

Enjoy the farm, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord what a sad little life, Hinch.
 
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Forever behind on the threads due to being a mummaz and all that.
I think the current kitchen is a bit tit, the counters and units are fine but it doesn’t flow very well and not the best use of space. The plans for the orangery do look lovely and I quite like her inspo images, but they are very different to her usual style, more American style and very unrelatable.
she Is going to ruin this house overturning it and doing it all up before she has even lived in it (or at least before she has lived in it very long). We moved into our home about a year ago, it is quite old fashioned and the kitchen is probably from the 1970s/early 80s. We are in the process of planning a big two storey extension and we have already been planning it for a few months after living here a year and won’t start building until 2023. That is the sensible way to do it. Not rip out a perfectly good kitchen before you have even set your kids beds up yet.
Also hate the utility. Why so big?no counter space and a boot room on one side? I don’t want tit encrusted boots next to my clean washing
 
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Warm ssshhhhtraw is a awful colour, too yellow, better than whatever bleeping filter she's put on it to turn it green though

Where's your kids Soph?
 
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She’s definitely going to have a pull out shelf below the dryer now .

you can have this tip for free Zophunch- make sure you have a lift installed if you convert the garage for your parents
 
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10000% that’s where Fiddle and Weeping Al will end up living because she is incapable of doing anything without Fiddle holding her hand and Inch’s inch
SHE wants them all there for HER.
Her own world in a bubble where she can create anything she wants with no checks or balances that it’s ok!
She may aswell get a new front gate
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Nah showing of the house and filtering paint 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️ caught out on lies about poor brad
Well she posted this 13th jan, and we all knew that she was lying about being in the house then!
She’s was trying paint colours then! And they had already tested them look at bottom part of wall!!
She tells so many lies she can’t remember!
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eta inspiration for Sophie new Gate taken from Jurassic Park! In case you didn’t recognise!
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Keep hearing about this fake famous, off to google where I can watch

*cries in I don’t have hbo*
 
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SHE wants them all there for HER.
Her own world in a bubble where she can create anything she wants with no checks or balances that it’s ok!
She may aswell get a new front gate
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Well she posted this 13th jan and we all knew that was lying about being in the house then
She’s was trying paint colours then! And they had already tested them look at bottom part of wall! She tells so many lies she can’t remember!
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SHE wants them all there for HER.
Her own world in a bubble where she can create anything she wants with no checks or balances that it’s ok!
She may aswell get a new front gate
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Well she posted this 13th jan and we all knew that was lying about being in the house then
She’s was trying paint colours then! And they had already tested them look at bottom part of wall! She tells so many lies she can’t remember!
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Don't tell me Soph's "animal" incoming is a chimp🤦‍♀️
 
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I’m behind and busy parenting two young children. I’ve not had time to walk the cats yet round our land. But once I’ve had some proper time to catch up and scrutinise those stories I’ll be back with the souschef “what’s that in the background” round up. I know you’re all excited for it 😂🤣
Can't wait DCI Sous chef!!
 
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Bless 'er ickle lying cotton greige socks, she's so so so so excited about finally getting a utility, despite doubling the size of her last house and deciding not to include one.. :rolleyes:
 
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So when you’re moving between houses there’s no organisation then, Soph? Maybe you could make a list of things to do on a scrap of paper or even in a book. Oh wait ..🙄
 
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Another day, another brag fest a kitchen that would be any cooks dream, especially one that can cook,and a pantry.
who knew jus rol can be stored in a pantry 🤔
 
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Lots of threads I’ve missed. I’ve been busy with work and family and peri menopause which has turned me into a psycho witch. Watching the smirking pretentious cow on her stories makes me mad that people still can’t see through her. It’s like she’s laughing at her sheep. Cannot wait till one of her new toys spits in her face. She’s an utter clown.
Rant over! 🤬
 
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