Mrs Hinch #499 Essex burglars jump with glee as they free the Maldon 3
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(Please note the alpacas have not been freed! But Soph has given so much info about the new house, it must be a burglar’s paradise)
Recap
By some miracle we made a thread last over 24 hours! Possibly because Soph’s content right now is even more boring than ever.
Saturday morning began with Ronnie outside! We have seen him out in the garden more this past week than we have in over 2 years at Greyskull, which can only be a good thing.
It’s a shame though that he’s only out there because his Mummaz needs to play with her new toys.
Soph says Ron has settled in well at the new house (not a farm), and we nusty trolls are genuinely pleased as this is always and forever a Ronnie rave thread
Her wording did suggest that they already live there, as we suspect, but in the world of Maldon with its very own microclimate and time zone, no one can ever be sure.
She seems to have forgotten about her lovely (ahem) new boot room, as boots were removed and left on the patio. It’s not possible that this story was filmed before the boot room was finished, is it?!
Henry was allowed back into the garden, probably for the first time since the Peckham Three arrived at Nelson Maldona House, wearing his silly coat again.
Sophie, no matter what you try, you cannot hide the devastating obesity of that poor dog.
Gepetto stopped crying long enough to knock up another work of art in his workshop - a bench, because sitting is Sophie Rose’s favourite thing to do 🥲
It was labelled, of course, just in case anyone dared to think it wasn’t a creation from Weepy Al’s ‘Tend Barn.
Dinner time for the alpacas (Soph’s a feeder, there is no doubt) and then apparently home to Greyskull where the modern man Jamie Hinchliffe had wanked the taps! He’s clearly had lots of practise all those nights alone at Faux Farm.
Soph keeping it real once more, and home alone with three children. No, sorry, I mean Abi was home alone with three children. Good job she’s a sensible teenager who can be trusted to babysit Aunty Sophie.
This morning we were transported back to the new house (not a farm) for yet more food for the alpacas, a quick Tesco ad, andan undeclared ad for the kitchen company a mini interior tour.
Soph’s getting a utility guyschhhh, did you know?!
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda Yahoo - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / Father James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS / Trollomon- Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we fat hens apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
The alpacas are named Del Boyoioi, Dave and Grandad (definitely not Roy, Rodney and Raymond)
Thread title by @jimbobs_small_knob
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards
(Please note the alpacas have not been freed! But Soph has given so much info about the new house, it must be a burglar’s paradise)
Recap
By some miracle we made a thread last over 24 hours! Possibly because Soph’s content right now is even more boring than ever.
Saturday morning began with Ronnie outside! We have seen him out in the garden more this past week than we have in over 2 years at Greyskull, which can only be a good thing.
It’s a shame though that he’s only out there because his Mummaz needs to play with her new toys.
Soph says Ron has settled in well at the new house (not a farm), and we nusty trolls are genuinely pleased as this is always and forever a Ronnie rave thread
Her wording did suggest that they already live there, as we suspect, but in the world of Maldon with its very own microclimate and time zone, no one can ever be sure.
She seems to have forgotten about her lovely (ahem) new boot room, as boots were removed and left on the patio. It’s not possible that this story was filmed before the boot room was finished, is it?!
Henry was allowed back into the garden, probably for the first time since the Peckham Three arrived at Nelson Maldona House, wearing his silly coat again.
Sophie, no matter what you try, you cannot hide the devastating obesity of that poor dog.
Gepetto stopped crying long enough to knock up another work of art in his workshop - a bench, because sitting is Sophie Rose’s favourite thing to do 🥲
It was labelled, of course, just in case anyone dared to think it wasn’t a creation from Weepy Al’s ‘Tend Barn.
Dinner time for the alpacas (Soph’s a feeder, there is no doubt) and then apparently home to Greyskull where the modern man Jamie Hinchliffe had wanked the taps! He’s clearly had lots of practise all those nights alone at Faux Farm.
Soph keeping it real once more, and home alone with three children. No, sorry, I mean Abi was home alone with three children. Good job she’s a sensible teenager who can be trusted to babysit Aunty Sophie.
This morning we were transported back to the new house (not a farm) for yet more food for the alpacas, a quick Tesco ad, and
Soph’s getting a utility guyschhhh, did you know?!
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda Yahoo - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / Father James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS / Trollomon- Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we fat hens apparently eat
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
The alpacas are named Del Boyoioi, Dave and Grandad (definitely not Roy, Rodney and Raymond)
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think they are helping her make decisions when really work was done weeks ago how can’t they see through this
What a time to be alive.