Mrs Hinch #488 Free the Maldon 3

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RogueRey

Wow so much to catch up on cos I have a real job not a tend one..
I have the news on in the background were they told a story about two Alpaca's that escaped their enclosure in California becauae someone left the gate open .( The ADULTs are huge). instantly thought of Sofa ..can see her making the Essex news chasing her boys on that dangerous bend.

EXCLUSIVE: 2 alpacas escape enclosure, go on adventure through Bay Area neighborhoods

ALPACA ADVENTURE: Father and son alpacas Boogie and Woogie went on a more than two-hour trek through various neighborhoods after escaping their enclosure in Oakland -- and the community was loving it!
abc7news.com

Edit: to include the news report I found online. Watch the report in the article. It takes the owner 5 mins to put a harness on these animals..
JimBobNoKnob is going to have his hands full..
 
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Baybay123456

Looking at her history of “oh my godddd I loveeee it, I’m obsessed”…. It’s clear nothing lasts long with her!
I could start listing things, but I’d be here all day.

I think bottom line is - she wanted to move - but after all the bullshit in her books, and stories saying “money doesn’t impress me, we will never move,we want Ron to grow up here” - it made it difficult to just suddenly move into a mansion.

Suddenly the ‘farm’ idea has come from somewhere and she’s seen it as a way to move!

Then she started created the whole “life time farm dream”… which is mentioned in no books, no past stories, no podcasts (am I correct?)

Now I think she’d deluded herself inthinking this farm will be great, but once the reality kicks in it’ll go fucked quite frankly!

So what I’m trying to say is I think all this has come from justifying a house move!!
 
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Cocobean

Awww Lady B was amazing!!
 
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melisnusty

Mum of two said:
Just scrolling through Insta and came across this.

Instead of pissing around with sheds, workshops, filming at your tend farm and all the other pointless shit you've done in the last few months, spend some time with your children.
Click to expand...
Yes! Also I know so many parents who have a child with SEN and they fight tooth and nail for their kids with camhs or the local authority or whoever and they don’t quit even when totally burned out from fighting. And they constantly are doing the right thing by their kids -working with them, using makaton, learning about their conditions so they become the subject matter expert for everything involving their child.
do I get that vibe from this awful woman? Fuck no.
 
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Its-all-about-me!

I dont get how Jamie isn't sick of her parents. Don't get me wrong my husband gets on with my parents but he would be pissed off if they were here every day and if we couldn't do anything without them! I would be the same with his parents. She has never grown up has she
 
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Danielle0120

I've got a none stop few hours at work in a mo so she best not introduce the alpacas when I'm not available

I reckon she's late to uploading cos she's been up all night shitting herself over the comments of us wanting to report her
 
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Whenthelightsturntostars

I've no idea what being an influencer is like but if I was her, I would have

- Been honest. "Hey guys. Moved house. Blessed. Grateful. Fankooo all."
- Kept the location private. No stories and photos of the whole place.
- Stuck to cleaning and the odd house thing. Only shown small corners of the home and not bragged about the 5 bathrooms.
- Not buy bloody alpacas. Volunteer at an alpaca farm instead. I volunteer once a week and it's really rewarding and enjoyable. But, if I was so desperate for my own alpacas: Wait to get them and actually research them. Do my homework and have experts involved in getting their new home ready. "Hey guysch. If I'm being completely honest, I really want alpacas and I'm in the process of getting 3. I've been talking to @lovealpacas and @alpacayourhome, volunteering at @fiddlesfarm and really getting to know what owning alpacas entails. @diyalpacafarm has gotten their new home ready. They have lots of space and nice, fresh grass. Paid for by myself, guysch. #notgifted
 
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Alpacamabags

She really does live in her own little fantasy world, doesn’t she?! And what’s with the constant “mum says” and me and dad this and that. You’re a married mother of 2, make memories with your own family and stop latching on to your mothers tit. It’s beyond weird.
i don’t wish ill of anyone, but what will she do when her parents inevitably pass away, sit and cry that she’s a 50 year old orphan?!
 
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Cantdecide

There will be new followers, like me.
long story short - had a few months off work, discovered cleaning accounts, used to follow her and others, used to read here. Went back to work, came to my senses, unfollowed cleaning accounts, deleted account here, although occasionally came to have a read.
And it’s only because I’d never heard of Elle Darby that I found myself back on here and noticed Mrs Hinch had a new house. So yes I’m a new follower of hers, going to what she’s done to the house and then unfollow again, as nothing she’s done in the last couple of years is of interest to me.
Her followers are in for fun content of washing muddy clothes everyday - is there a new stain remover due out?
 
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springheeledyeti

Fucks sake what a load of shite! That GP needs to be struck off and taken for a mental assessment
 
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Curlywurly82

Jesus you lot what a crazy few pages to catch up on!!

I'm working today so hoping the grand reveal is later on, she really is a stupid bitch isn't she. Genuinely putting her needs before her children's yet again , Soph wants Alpacas,Soph gets alpacas! I want to poop in peace but often don't get to as my kids always want something!!
 
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Frylight

Still fighting that fight here. Raising a child ( or in my case a grandchild ) with SEN, is a daily battle. My life revolves around him - period.
 
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manzhasfootz

Are you talking about a certain real not tend celebrity that also lives in a big cottage house in Essex??
 
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Jj2431

As some of us have been confessing, here's mine, I was following Sopha to keep up with the shitshow and I was being a sopha sloth and being too lazy to type in the search between my day to day responsibilities but this tend farm, alpaca neglecting shit has made me unfollow, especially now you trollz have shown me a new way to look without contributing.

As for an itv show...nah, they would be done for showing animal cruelty.
 
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Its-all-about-me!

I find it hard to believe that she hasn't done the house before making that shed thing for the fur Boys. Shouldn't her human boys room be done before the fur Boys. Whats next Henry's room?
 
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K18doe

She just can’t ever seem to get past the 4.2 mark
 
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SarcasticEllis

My confession is that I don’t have one but two, and I bought them myself! One hat and one headband they’re great for going out running/walking at dusk.
So between big feet and daft hats those are two things I can’t slate Hinch for. The rest is fair game
 
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