Mrs Hinch #487 My Mama says stupid is as stupid does

[Pollyanna263]

Mrs Hinch #487 My Mama says stupid is as stupid does

Winning thread title by me, inspired by @Ray_of_Sunshine

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A slow Sunday for Soph, who must have been worn out from her late night trip to borrow her mate’s straighteners.

She started the day with a scratched sink clean (undeclared ad), and told us that Jamie’s family were coming to visit! Was this a ‘tend visit like when they were going to see you at Christmas, Soph?

A reminder that they bought a new house, with some poor acting and ‘tend spiders. We can’t wait for the actual spiders, and flies, and mice, and rats, and everything else living on a ‘tend farm has in store!

Then onto a demonstration of why she shouldn’t be allowed animals, as poor Henry is tormented and terrified by Aunty Mamfa’s dog taking over his home. No matter what we think of Henry, it’s not his fault he’s owned by Cruella.

Soph ended the day with dirty dancing at the new house. You know, just in case we’d forgotten again. All we needed was for her to sing and she’d have done a full day at stage school!


Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat

 

[Sausage90]

Winning title by @Ray_of_Sunshine put forward by our @Pollyanna263 .

Verruca went round her 'mate' Stacey's and cuddled up, playing games like normal 32 year olds do. DON'T CHA KNOW! Even Father James thought it was bleeping weird and started phoning her at 1am telling her to get her arse home. Presumably because his family was coming over - but we're yet to see evidence of this.

Grinch hinted that the alpaca's were arriving imminently - so Stacey slapped her back down to reality with her montage of wild deer visiting her garden. Beat that Sophie.

As usual - don't ask where the new Hinch towers is. Sopha has shared enough details that even my dog could google it.

All newbies - read the wiki - you'll not be disappointed!

Looking forward to more of Andiooops artwork!

Love you all loads hunny bunnies! My heart hurts <3

 

[Andioooop]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, we weren’t the only ones tired of Verucas performance. Incey swept her out of the boot room (cobweb cupboard) quicker than she could screech ‘i want’:

 

[EmmaE54]

The shed isn't even big enough good luck getting all 3 in there

 

[Pumpkins1506]

@Pollyanna263 you're a diamond!

That alpaca enclosure looks far far far far far too small for 3 of them. I just can't today. I might have to put my phone in the drawer.

 

[EmmaE54]

Wonder if she'll get them hi vi's so she can catch them when they run off in the dark and won't get in the shed

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Oh and I'd also like to celebrate my new status as well-known member with crunky snacks and raw chicken for all! Blessed be thy spidery brooms!

 

[Pollyanna263]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, we weren’t the only ones tired of Verucas performance. Incey swept her out of the boot room (cobweb cupboard) quicker than she could screech ‘i want’:
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you’re amazing

 

[Frymydevil]

So so irresponsible of her, and now all her fuckwit hunz are guna be wanting them I can’t believe the breeder who sold them to her. I literally can’t wait til they spit and kick at her, coz she won’t want them after they’ve done that! Stupid woman

 

[chelsea37]

so she’s trying to tell us she’s spent 6 weeks sorting out her garden for her new fur boys but hasn’t done a single reno in the house ?

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, we weren’t the only ones tired of Verucas performance. Incey swept her out of the boot room (cobweb cupboard) quicker than she could screech ‘i want’:
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Genuinely don't know if I enjoy the recaps or this new tradition of an @Andioooop Photoshop at the start of each thread more.

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

I am gonna put it out there it’s sheep she is getting

 

[Sausage90]

Polly I've made a new thread too - thought you was busy! How do I delete it? I've reported it

 

[Cars254]

Who called bingo on the names????

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Who called bingo on the names????

No one, she said it herself months ago on a Facebook post. There should be receipts somewhere.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

@Pollyanna263 Thank you for the New thread and re-cap! @Andioooop I'm bloody wheezing laughing again at the latest faux farm pic! Priceless!

 

[XNosey-parkerX]

Please dear God tell me that shed and enclosure isn't for 3 alpacas!!! 3 dogs, maybe! FFS Henners bedroom looks bigger than that!!

The fencing looks really unsafe for them to my non alpaca knowing eye.

This is actually making me really sad... do what you want to yourself and your family, but not poor defenceless animals!!! bleep.

 

[BunnyBoo0102]

Honestly she’s done some stupid tit in her time but this tops it all off, she’s crackers! How can she possibly think she could look after them after reading a book!! she’s totally deranged

 

[Louk]

C'mon Tattlers, own up! Whose car is this? What a waste of coke and cruncky snacks

 

[Ohmycrazydays]

So, if the stables aren’t for them, what are they for?