Mrs Hinch #486 Thumb and Thumber

[Charlip]

That spider thing was actual bullshit. She’s such an unfunny blank. I still watched it though

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

So all her content the last 24 hours has been for us right? We mention 'farm' wars, SS and Soph are together, we mentioned the spiders living in the countryside, there's spiders. We mention Jamie's family and how much they dislike her, his family is coming around. We should go blackout for a weel (not really, I'd miss this ) and she'd be fucked

What else can Tattle get her to do?

- Roll around in alpaca poo
- Take Henz for long walks

 

[Ejka]

When they’re “playing the game” the sunlight is streaming in through the window! It gets dusky around 3pm I just don’t get why people can’t see the outright lies?

Oh you’re so right!
plus somebody mentioned about Stacey’s nails, she had very short nails on the video with Rex and the stain - but thumbs up with Hinch and she’s got manly long nails! (No credit to me I just went back and watched after it was mentioned)
ETA manky not manly!!

 

[Pollyanna263]

So all her content the last 24 hours has been for us right? We mention 'farm' wars, SS and Soph are together, we mentioned the spiders living in the countryside, there's spiders. We mention Jamie's family and how much they dislike her, his family is coming around. We should go blackout for a weel (not really, I'd miss this ) and she'd be fucked

We could easily talk about other stuff for a week. Just not mention her.
She’d be clawing at her neck within an hour!

 

[moominflower]

Ffs this outfit much sink I mean all that hard work she did yesterday in tend farm. Here she is back init the next day

It’s the Same day (spider clean) she wrote on the video it was her pre record and she was editing it

funny thing though the “Sunday morning sink clean”
she was in the same green clobber

Smoke n Mirrors
All of it

edit for typo

 

[EmilyChambers]

Can you just keep Alpacas as pets then?

She's not going to open some weird Hinch petting farm is she?

 

[Thedutchess]

I’ve not been on Hinches page or seen her stuff for ages, so I’m sorry I’m out of the loop…but she really moved into a farm I am bleeping HOWLING.
Come on how do her followers not see it? Tattle really fucked up her doll house/farm reveal didn’t they

 

[un-hinched]

Can you just keep Alpacas as pets then?

She's not going to open some weird Hinch petting farm is she?

She is moving because she wants some privacy remember! Sharing the house with the world, the Daily Mail and an OK Mag shoot helps keep her privacy!

 

[LilPinkie]

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Cannot get over how different her face looks here!!!!

But it’s interesting how the games on SS’s phone show Hinch’s real face. But you can see the automatic filter on the games done on Hinch’s phone as it completely alters her face shape. Dick.

 

[Wize Owl]

What else can Tattle get her to do?

- Roll around in alpaca poo
- Take Henz for long walks

- Alpaca makes a great face mask and permanently stops wrinkles caused by living on a ‘tend farm.
- Eating a raw duck egg (including its shell covered in ) a day is better for a man’s sex drive than viagra.

(Both of these are ‘tend but i’m hoping Hunch and Jimbobnosejob won’t read this bit)

 

[screenfreelookatme]

We could easily talk about other stuff for a week. Just not mention her.
She’d be clawing at her neck within an hour!

Could turn it into a Stacey rave thread for the day. Would certainly move at a snail’s pace (which would be nice)

 

[EmilyChambers]

She is moving because she wants some privacy remember! Sharing the house with the world, the Daily Mail and an OK Mag shoot helps keep her privacy!

Along with tours of the garden and inside of the house and a reminder she's 2 miles down the road from her family

 

[Pollyanna263]

I’ve not been on Hinches page or seen her stuff for ages, so I’m sorry I’m out of the loop…but she really moved into a farm I am bleeping HOWLING.
Come on how do her followers not see it? Tattle really fucked up her doll house/farm reveal didn’t they

No idea what you mean

 

[Souffle]

The woman faking all that drama over a spider (if there even was one?!) Honestly, she’s a head!

 

[Aloadofoldwaffle]

So her nails changed colour in the same day… yet both look perfectly manicured so wouldn’t have needed to be done… (best I could get on the second one)

Hold up that must mean Trace is about

 

[sk8ergirl]

That’s because she’s not a real cleaner - she’s a tend cleaner that only cleans when paid

Phone rings *brrrring bringggg*
Sophie answers ‘Ello?’
P&G ‘Sophie, you’ve not used any cleaning products in a while now, we pay you good money to use and promote these’
Sophie ‘Can I use it on ma new alpacas?’

P&G ‘…….no Sophie we’ve already tested it on enough animals just clean your new home with it’

Sophie ‘Nooo the sheep fink I don’t live there yet!I know I’ve got some old ones of me wanking ma tap they’ll never know. Will you transfer the. £24k now?’

Nominate her for a pride of Britain award

Don’t. They probably bleeping would.

 

[Moomoomoo]

Is that a light on behind them or the sun?

Deffo the sun! See how the shadows fall in that fireplace! Clearly light coming through the window! Pair of melts!

 

[Miss Loves-to-gossip]

She's desperately wanting to hit that milestone mark isn't she?
Over 20k+ new followers in 7 days and nearly 5,000 yesterday alone.


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I wish you could see how many unfollowers she has each day. I don’t believe for a single second that she has that many human people following her daily. There is literally nothing to hook them in! Actual celebrities who are current and doing something interesting surely don’t have that many followers each day??!

 

[Romany]

I dont know why Sophie is still desperately trying to keep up this 'relatable' image.

No one relates to her now. She hardly does any cleaning, its just posts about me me me. And now that million pound house that she won't stop banging on about.

Funny how as soon as Stacey moves Sophie has too as well. And no she couldn't just move into somewhere already done up. Just like SS she's had to refurbish herself too. Its comical.

Well done for being 'brave' and moving house Soph. I mean get a grip and step back into the real world.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

So with the "new" house/Liar's Lodge/Mushroom Manor/Chavsworth House/Faux Farm there's no stainless steel sinks to scratch shine only enamel ones? What will she do given this is her "greatest pleashaaaah"?

The mention of Jaymee's invisible faaamilee popping over and spiders ... all things we've been talking about eh funny that! I don't even she knows what's real and what isn't such a fraud!