Mrs Hinch #486 Thumb and Thumber

[Andioooop]

Meanwhile at Faux Farm, Veruca is left distraught after Roy spat she aught to scoop up the shit that comes out of her mouth before entering his stable:

 

[springheeledyeti]

It’s like a take a break magazine shoot of a gay couple who finally got their longed for baby

 

[RedRosed]

Soph and Stacey together when a camera isn’t shoved in their faces.

“Stace, My FarM is bigger than your cottage hope this helpsh x”

 

[RedRosed]

Oh my goddddzzz like you are soooo funnnyyy innit
You pair of fucking comedians
You should get your own show togeva yeaaa innit
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Stacey’s face “is she going the fuck home yet?”

 

[Andioooop]

Oh my goddddzzz like you are soooo funnnyyy innit
You pair of fucking comedians
You should get your own show togeva yeaaa innit
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[hunstergram]

I know this ain’t ss thread but today when she was playing hoovers with Rex she didn’t even have any nails on her thumb doesn’t even have a nail on it so which is a the pre record

 

[Laracroft27]

Bahahahahaha

Mrs Bunch!

 

[littlemissgiggles]

Takes two minutes away from bragging to let everyone know her and Stace are still shagging

 

[Andioooop]

I bet Father James & fiddle have given dirty dancing a go. You know what they’re like in the water together #ifyounoseyounose

 

[shiitsandgigs]

Just wanted to let all you nusty trolls know that I’ve decided to quit my job and become a full time tattle member, it’s been a hard decision but there’s no other way I’m going to be able to keep up with these threads

 

[picklebottage]

Finding it really hard to watch at the moment.
I work full time in 2 demanding NHS jobs. I have 3 kids, 2 with mental health problems. We’re broke. Proper broke. My pet was diagnosed with a chronic condition and has cost me £1k’s in bills and is ill again tonight. Not even sure if I can afford to get him seen again which breaks my heart. Currently searching high interest loans at stupid o clock in the morning to try and find a way. I’ve already lost 2 pets in the last year. Nearly a child too.
I just wish these people could see what life is like right now for so many of us. Watching people spend thousands on cars and houses and stuff they don’t need is painful. What I would give for a day where I’m not worried about money. Just one day.
Sorry for the rant. I didn’t really know where else to go!

 

[Amos83]

I’ve been lurking for a while, but I feel I have to now post. I cannot believe the complete audacity of this woman. I followed her in the beginning thinking she was just a normal girl, giving tips on cleaning and I’m ashamed to say I got sucked in. She is a complete fraud! This new house has been brought by conning people and the need to move for privacy is bs! If you needed to move because of that why are you showing the whole floor plan of your new “farm” she is a narcissist and a liar! Sorry vent over guys!

 

[RedRosed]

Jamie at home watching their stories, whilst trying to kick start a farm, build an orangery, order the ducks online, read about raising alpacas, tuck Hen in & make sure the sink is shinedddd

 

[easeypeasey]

Hinch covering her midriff with staceys head reminded me of this scene from Kevin and perry go large

 

[Pollyanna263]

Mrs Hinch #486 Thumb and Thumber

Winning thread title by @Sausage90

Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards
Keep them short and sweet, and swear-free

Wiki is the pink button for newbies


We were hoping for a quiet day, and it was looking so promising until Soph decided that she had to do some last-minute prep for the imminent arrival of ‘the boys’.
Of course, getting a stable ready for your alpacas (oh sorry, was it a secret?) is far more important than sorting your children’s bedrooms, or a play area, or getting stair gates up on your Disney landing, right?

This evening she popped in to see her ‘tend friend, just to show us nusty trolls that they are still talking. Should have saved yourself the petrol Soph, we still think it’s all fake.
Maldon may have its own microclimate, but Pickle Cottage seems to have its very own time zone

Question of the day - Which celebrity has a new best friend for 2022?
(Clue - it’s not Sophie!)



Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Orangery - posh conservatory to keep it real with the bots shoppers

 

[Airconditioning]

…. I have no words

 

[Suffolklass]

I've been a lurker for quite a while, and I have to start my first ever post by applauding you all! Not just for the super detective work, but for the brilliant threads that have kept me sane whilst I go through insomnia bouts.. I've had a couple of drinks this evening, so dutch courage is to blame for my hello.
Now, Mrs Wench - I myself have 2 kids with autism, and as a single parent at times I get disheartened, but that's not because of my life, because I love being a mum, regardless of special needs/no needs etc.. I get disheartened that people are still somehow not realising that she's just a complete narcissist . I am a very chilled person day to day, but she sends me into a freaking rage.. I long for the day that she's no longer an influencer.

 

[Hamdiddly]

2 fucking Lesbo's, calling it now

Ooft, all for hating on the 2 of them but this comment stings a bit. I love tattle and I'm a lesbian and I can't help but hear this in a homophobic tone?

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Sorry guyyyzzzz I have a big urge to repost this from the last thread!!! Can't stopping pissing myself at it.
And it's relevant to the thread title!

 

[Henny Penny]

Everything they’re going through-what would that be- buying a million pound home or having cute, healthy baby!! I mean- poor ladies, don’t know how they cope!